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 You_Know_Who

Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 1
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 6:56:18 AM
Yea........ AND I'M A GUY!!!!

Now don't get me wrong...... I've had some great blowjobs..... you know, the kind where it's all sloppy, wet, gooey..... and you can feel the excess spit running down the crack of your ass

I've also had some pretty sh*tty ones too...... you know... all teeth..... and a woman who runs away screaming like a stripper at a drug clinic, just before you're about to cum.

Yea... those ones can keep on runnin--LOL

But I gotta tell you...... not too long ago...... I had the WIERDEST Blowjob of my life. Granted, there was quite a bit of "liquid courage" flowing through both our veins.... but I swear...... my "girlfriend-ish person" dug up into my ass like she was tunneling out of prison. Now, I've had the old browneye tongued a bit here and there...... but I felt like I just had my ass alien-probed.

Ladies...... she took MY legs....... and threw them up to MY shoulders!!!!

I got out of bed...... walking funny....... my ass is all drippy..... and I looked like I just hopped off a horse.

Not really quite sure if I liked it yet....... I'm still thinkin' about it....... I have to admit..... its kinda hard to look this chick in the eyes without smirking a little bit.... but whatever.

Experiences? Thoughts? Any other ladies out there in the habit of "bunghole tongue tunneling"??????:
 okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004
Msg: 2
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 6:59:58 AM
LMFAO...... She did ya like a two dollar whore on payday bro....you should be proud .

What a good girl!!

I've known a few good girls i guess.....


O and what a joy!! lol
 smpackage

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 3
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:03:54 AM
I have never done it. I've been told I "could if I wanted" but really wasn't into it. I have heard that men like it But sounds like to me you were taken by surprise! Poor thing! Let me ask you this...did she use her fingers as well??? Or just tongue???



And he wonders why some girls have issues! LOL
 You_Know_Who

Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 4
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:05:42 AM

did she use her fingers as well??? Or just tongue???


... A gentleman never tells
 smpackage

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 5
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:10:44 AM
^^^Righ! uh huh! LOL! Can't give you my full opinion on it if I don't know!
 TheDevilsAdvocate

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 6
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:10:51 AM

... A gentleman never tells


And yet you posted the rendezvous on the Forums for all to see...

A contradiction, n'est-ce pas?

Maria XOXO
 redamber

Joined: 4/19/2005
Msg: 7
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:12:06 AM
salad tossing as they term it now
.... .Wow kinda got a visual on that one with the drippage and everything and now have to sleep with a night light.
 Bikeman_

Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 8
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:39:53 AM

You_Know_Who:
my "girlfriend-ish person" dug up into my ass like she was tunneling out of prison. Now, I've had the old browneye tongued a bit here and there...... but I felt like I just had my ass alien-probed.

Sounds kinda gay to me. Actually, VERY GAY.
 You_Know_Who

Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 9
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:42:59 AM

Sounds kinda gay to me. Actually, VERY GAY


As opposed to a 38 year old man dressed in full-body speedos????? LMFAO
 okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004
Msg: 10
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:44:40 AM
^^^^^ rofl

ot: what a sweetheart
 smpackage

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 11
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:44:55 AM
I don't think it sounded gay at all. I have heard of a lot of men loving it and asking their partners to do it, male or female. Regardless. It's all just a matter of personal preference. You either like it or not. Just like some girls like anal sex and others don't.
 mustangsally1273

Joined: 8/30/2005
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:45:51 AM
Good thing I didn't have breakfast...I would have lost it completely!!! Especially if it was choalate flav...UGH!

To each their own!
 Thudpucker

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 13
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:46:48 AM
@ redamber

It's called a "brown-eye" in some circles.
 Bikeman_

Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 14
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:02:56 AM
I'm sorry for spewing You_Know_Who, I just can't understand why someone wants things in a part of the body that is expressly designed for output only. My mind isn't open on the matter.

Regarding full-body speedos, I don't have those. Just regular bicycling clothes that bicyclists wear to avoid chafing in the netherregions.
 You_Know_Who

Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 15
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:11:00 AM
Dude....... they're still speedos---LOL

Whatever...... "bike clothes"..... "non-chafing"....... Whatever...... you could call them ballet clothes if you really want....... they're still speedos to the rest on the non-biking world--LOL

I mean...... its cool for those bike-race guys..... on the tour de France or whatever.

But when I see a guy riding through my neighborhood on his bike dressed up in full speedo garb.,...... I wanna run out my front door and throw a huge butt-plug at him.

WEAR SOME CLOTHES OVER YOUR BIKE GARB!!!! LOL


Back on topic: Everyone can reserve the right to consider their browneye an exit only. Thats cool...... I just had to share my experience. I must admit... it felt good..... I think I was a bit self conscious about it though.

I guess you have to get used to the feeling of being....... "slurped".

I mean... I've thrown more than a few legs up over some shoulders....... never really thought about what it feels like though----LOL

Until recently anyway.
 allthingsnice

Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 16
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:16:36 AM
Hi..over here in the UK it's called "rimming" and yes...have done it to just about every guy i have been with, and what you have experienced happens to every guy..it's the best feeling in the world and i love doing it to 'em..fingers are good too ( especially inserted just as you guys are about to cum ), and i've had guys beg me to continue when i used my vibe on them..round the balls, on the tip and just gently placed onto the anus. A lot of trust is involved in this though ( as is making sure the there is a lot of lubrication applied..either KY or natural !! ) but guys love it..those that have'nt tried it..GIVE IT A GO..!!!
 You_Know_Who

Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 17
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:18:26 AM
^^^^^^

Damn...... and I just vacationed in England only a few months ago.....
 Bailey Rayne

Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 18
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:21:43 AM
Bunghole Liquors are great.....................

For some reason....Beavis and Butthead are running through my head....Doesnt one of them say Bunghole a lot?..........
 allthingsnice

Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 19
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:22:52 AM
/\/\/\/\ Shame i missed you..!!!!
 melbuck3

Joined: 6/10/2005
Msg: 20
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:25:01 AM
She not finish you off by massaging your prostate with her finger while giving you a bj You Know Who, if she had, you wouldn't be saying "Not really quite sure if I liked it yet....... I'm still thinkin' about it....... I have to admit..... its kinda hard to look this chick in the eyes without smirking a little bit.... but whatever."
 You_Know_Who

Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 21
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:28:43 AM

Beavis and Butthead are running through my head....Doesnt one of them say Bunghole a lot?..........


Beavis and Butthead was the greatest show to EVER grace the television screens across America. I was the biggest fan....... of all. I've seen every episode, and can almost recite the dialogue..... even years after the show was discontinued---LOL

BUTTHEAD is GOD........ the end :)

BTW..... it was "Cornholio"... the famous episode---LOL

" I AM CORNHOLIO!!!! Where I come from... they have no bungholes........ Would you like to SEE my bunghole??........ I need some TP for my bunghole.......... Don't make my bunghole angry!!"

LMFAO
 jamesxxx71

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 22
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:33:39 AM
Never had anyone do that to me and it's a shame. I've used a vibrator on myself a few times and I must say it was enjoyable. Don't think my wife would do that to me though.
 GeeO

Joined: 10/4/2005
Msg: 23
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:41:15 AM
Getting your ass licked - is not gay.


...by a girl that is...lol




g.
 happydaddy

Joined: 8/2/2005
Msg: 24
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:48:50 AM
had it done to me once,did not enjoy it at all,what i do like is to have that area rubbed while while my balls are in her mouth and she is stroking it at the same time..:
 smpackage

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 25
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:59:21 AM
^^^Gonna go take a cold shower now!
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