hugme
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Joined: 9/1/2005
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:10:17 AM | | With a younger woman none the less!!! What did I do wrong? I thought everything was fine! Apparantly NOT! I let him outside yesterday morning. He was whining to go out, and hey, a guy needs his space so I was like, "Fine, I'll just spend my day off by MYSELF watching animal planet BY MYSELF" UGH! He didn't even respond. He just waltzed outside with that nonchalant little walk he does. JERK! Later in the afternoon I was out on my deck when I heard this high pitched whiny voice from next door: "OOHH, You're such a cute kitty" That B****! I just know she was petting his tummy . . .and I bet he was just purring like crazy! What did I do wrong? I feed him, (and not that cheap crap cat food) I even give him little bits of tuna occasionally. I pet him all the time. I even rub under his chin, just the way he likes! I bet that slutty **** next door can't rub his chin the way I can! I've NEVER nagged him for drinking out of the toilet or anything. GOD, I've put up with his snoring and drooling for six years and never once complained. All I've done is love him unconditionally . . . and this is what he does. He came back home later that night acting as if nothing had even happened! I was like "so what did you do today?" but the little bas**** just started purring and rubbing his head against me. What should I do!?! I know I should just leave him, or take him to the pound or something, but despite everything I still love him!! | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:44:56 AM | It's the price we pay for loving a Tom...
We put up with anything, just to feel that rumbly purr when he plops himself on yuor chest and demands breakfast...
that thrill when his meow at the back door means he's back after four days of "catting around"...
we giggle girlishly as he bats at the new kitty toy that was waiting for his return...
Even the smell of fish oil on his breath isn't enough to turn our heads away from his rough little kisses...
Still, he's more faithful, loyal, smoother and better behaved than the last ten men who have passed through here, so SUCK IT UP!!!
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BPMG
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Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 5 | |
| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:57:23 AM | hugme, I have loved and lost Toms in the past. All I know is that I can show them my love and let them decide. There is no way to change them, you know that.
It is easier to change their stripes than to change them. I have a new Tom now. He is sweet, he tries to be good when I'm around and he loves to rough-house with our Australian Shepherd. One day he will hear the call of the wild and I pray to God that he will love us enough to return.
If he runs off like the last one we will bring home another Tom.
BTW - Does your cat even love her, or is he just using her to get what he wants. Maybe he thinks it will improve his social status.
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:37:32 PM | I have a Tom. He is my secret big baby. He would never dream of letting anyone know he is not so tough. He stays inside with me all the time, but the neighbors cat keeps coming to the window to seduce him, and try to lure him outside. My tom gets so excited. I thought this was cute, then I realized the other cat is a Tome too. Does this mean my cat is gay and is having intentions towards the other cat. Do you think he is planning on cheating on me with a man? | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:44:54 PM | | are you serious????? I mean if you are posting this in a fun manner than hey, cat's will be cat's. But if you are REALLY upset about this I suggest visiting the shrink. | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:53:57 PM | | Seems you have a Co-dependency issue. And did you talk to him about staying 'cause it was your day off? He's not a mind reader, but he wants you to be. | |
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BPMG
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Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 12 | |
| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 10:41:10 PM | | He's not cheating because he finds her attractive, it's because of the way she makes him feel. | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 11:40:12 AM | | Ask your neighbor to take him to the vet for the "big snip". After that he will never go near her again .... (insert evil laugh here) | |
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ruth78
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Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 16 | |
| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 1:31:04 PM |
are you serious????? I mean if you are posting this in a fun manner than hey, cat's will be cat's. But if you are REALLY upset about this I suggest visiting the shrink.
well said, did no-one else think of this??? can't believe you're all advising her, when someone should tell her to get out more!!
sorry but this seriously has to be a wind up, there are more important things going on in this world than some other woman stroking your cat, get real!!! | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 2:22:07 PM |
can't believe you're all advising her
^^^It's obviously a joke, at least that's the way I took it. If you don't have a sense of humor, go to another thread. | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 2:32:40 PM | Dayum it's brokenhearted humor!!!!! Ok.. so maybe they'll move it to humor... but It made me crack up!!!!!
Lighten up chickie poo!!!! | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 2:32:49 PM | | Sounds like someone is giving him pure milk from Trader Joes..I have two cats one is kinda crippled he has only 3 limbs he's all white with a pink nose, mouth and cuter than shit..He has many slaves and I am one he calls me fat a$$ but I love him so I take the abuse..My Angel is a calico and spoiled as hell they take what they can get where they can I'm just here to pay the bills... | |
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ruth78
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Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 20 | |
| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 2:34:47 PM | how dya know it's a joke, this should be in the humour section then!!
oh by the way, yes thanks i have a great sense of humour, but when people post pathetic jokes in a broken hearted forum where real people are broken hearted, it's not so much of a joke then is it! | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 2:47:39 PM | ruth.. it should be in humor...
I have to say there are lots of posts that are in the wrong area.... I usually just say.. this goes in such and such area.......
After reading all the brokenhearted posts.. I started reading this one and it made me laugh.. OMG I'm sorry I was in the brokenhearts and laughed!!!!
Unlike the JOEJOE guy.. that his post has nothing to do with brokenhearts and should be in sex and dating..
But I think the mods can handle it... and I think I can get over it... can u? | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 3:34:42 PM | better start warming up those pillows for him then. 
Tender vittles nothing; how do you feel about PrimeRib?
Need something to get you over this? | |
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| My cat is cheating on me!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 4:47:45 PM | LMFAO i have enjoyed this thread more than any other so far.
tomcats you feed them, love em, toilet em' and they still crave the affection of another he
knows who's heart is in the care, he will only use her to get a little lovin,
but in the end he will come home to the one he loves.....
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