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Posted: 10/31/2005 9:39:41 AM | How and why does this happen?
So i wake up from a good nights sleep .... and my d!ck is holding the sheets up....wtf?
My partner is still sound asleep ...it was'nt her .... but i aint gonna waste the opportunity... so i crawl on top and wah-lah she wakes up.... Score for me ....
Do women get morning WETTNESS or something similar to our fortunate morning woody's?
Is this gods way of letting us know that everything is allright and working? | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 10/31/2005 9:41:38 AM | | women get the same thing...but we can hide it better. | |
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Joined: 10/27/2005
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 10/31/2005 9:42:20 AM | damn.. at least you have a partner next to you..
I walk out of the room and start calling the dogs names and they run for the hills | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 10/31/2005 9:42:31 AM | | mmmm, by now you should know that morning woodies are usually signs that you need to take a leak... not that you can't use it for anything else though lol... By the way, men are supposed to have erections while they sleep. The more erections you get, the healthier your c0ck is... It is said to be a very good sign anyway. I know I get plenty. | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 10/31/2005 9:42:43 AM | | I wake up with a full-on woody every morning, and sleep with one a lot too. They DO say it's a sign of good health. | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 10/31/2005 9:44:06 AM | | Well i must be good and healthy then ... i rolled over the other night and damn near broke it in half .....ouch!!! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:23:20 PM | Testosterone is at its highest level when we first wake up. I wake up every morning with one, too. Sometimes it makes it a bit difficult to go to the bathroom. I just look at it and think, "Why the hell are you so happy? I need to take a piss now. Settle down," as if my****has a mind of its own and obeys.
Are there many women out there who actually like to have sex in the morning? | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:30:42 PM | Are there many women out there who actually like to have sex in the morning?
I do. I do.  | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:34:13 PM | | Morning sex is the best ..........me too me too | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:36:02 PM | | Morning, noon, night, doens't matter I'm always hard. I don't get why people only talk about it in the morning being strange. I find it strange when I'm NOT excited. | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:37:14 PM | | guys wake up with wood because if they didn't we would pee our bed! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:37:33 PM | | Glad to hear there are women who like sex in the morning. Now I just need to find one around here who likes it. | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:40:29 PM | | well is their any better way to wake up! best thing ever! such a good start to the day! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:47:23 PM | your right; egan.
The best way to wake up in the morning is a long hard ride. Followed by a coed shower. | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:48:37 PM | How good would that be!
Can anyone really say they've had a bad day after great morning sex? | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:51:40 PM | | Nope.........nothing like a good morning sex session to get your MOJO going | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:52:21 PM | | I can say ive had a bad day after awesome morning sex.... lol but thats only because there was awesome evening sex, and awesome middle of the night sex too, minus a whole lot of sleep | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:52:54 PM | | My god, a woman just used the word MOJO, and said it concerning herself. You're all right, sporty! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:53:25 PM | Damn right!
wake up to no stress, anger, or a head ach! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:53:32 PM | It's all about relaxation...
doesn't make any diff if you've got to pee or not.
An erection therapist afew years ago was searching for ways to cure male impotence. He stood in front of other people studying the same phenomena in a big lecture hall, dropped his drawers and hit his crank with a syringe full of muscle relaxant and watched as all the jaws in the room dropped and his willy got big and stiff. (This is only as far as the story goes...)
I read about this in Rolling Stone about the time viagra was rolled out.
Interesting story... the moral of it is... when she says lay back and relax..
JUST DO IT! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 2:00:39 PM |
Are there many women out there who actually like to have sex in the morning?
Are you kidding?
I want it in the morning when I wake up, a quickie at lunch, when I get home from work, after supper, before bed, and in the middle of the night!
Of course I want it in the morning! That's what I'm there for!
**Just make damn sure you wake me up first, because I want to have fun too!**
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 2:00:39 PM | You notice it in the morning because you wake up in the morning but overall, a healthy male is erect for approximately 4 hrs during an 8 hr sleep during the night too. It's got something to do with REM sleep and pressure on the prostate...apparently the "needing to take a leak" thing is a myth.
It's a neural response to stimuli happening in REM state and the body just follows through with it. It's just more obvious because you woke up and caught it before it subsided.
I have noticed that my partners did have erections throughout their sleep (ok ok I was being a perv...hey, I was curious! )
Anyway, yeah other than that, I have no clue...but I like it! It's usually when they are at their hardest ever! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 2:05:54 PM | We're at our hardest because our testosterone levels are so high in the morning.
And dammit--you women who like sex in the morning--move to Oklahoma! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 2:08:52 PM | | No they sould move to Toronto! | |
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Joined: 11/4/2005
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 2:09:06 PM | | I'm always like a rock in the morning and most of the women I've been with want sex all the time except in the morning..... Where are all you morning nyphs???? | |
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