| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 12/13/2004 9:13:27 AM | Okay we've been discussing the other way, now lets find out what we women do wrong.
Let'er rip boys! We're listening. Here are a few to start this off:
15 mistakes women make when having sex, according to men
1. Being Passive - Don't let him undress you and himself. Just help him a little bit: like making the first step. Just because we are men it doesn't mean that we must do all the job.
2. Wearing jeans or tight pants - It takes time to take off these kind of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one thing: The more time you got, the more rounds you got, and the more rounds you got the ore satisfied you get.
3. Going Down Halfway - Once you start going down, don't stop at the belly button, keep going or just don't go past the neck at all.
4. Choking His Chicken - Men feel pain, we are not as tough as you think. No man has a leather dick. You got to be smooth with the dick. Pulling it too hard doesn't make us feel horny, it hurts even though we don't tell you.
5. Licking His Ear Too Much - It's just the same as a dog licking a b*tches ass.
6. Moaning Like A Runner That Needs Air - Better moan with style girls cause men love to make fun of girls who can't moan like movie stars. Try not to make much noise when you exhale.
7. Scratching His Back - We don't need no autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all. Depend on the length of nail and how deep you dig them in our backs so keep your nails in you pockets please. If you feel the need to scratch a boys back, either grip the hell out of the sheets or the headboard.
8. Letting Your Hair Fall In His Face - Men need air, they breath.
9. Jumping On Hips Too Hard - A man is not a horse so please take it easy unless you got a big booty to take care of the landing.
10. Screaming Too Loud When You Cum - Are you crazy? Do you want us to get caught by your parents? Or do you just love seeing me jump through the window butt naked.
11. Keep Yourself Clean! - Everyone knows that fish is the smell. But we don't have to be smelling it when you take your panties off. Please warn us if you haven't freshened up. And nobody wants to suck on salty dirty titties. Men aren't the only ones who sweat. And we sure don't want you smellin like you work at a fish market either. Make sure your a** is clean!!! No man wants to eat off a dirty plate.
12. Make Sure Your Feet Are In Check - Every man has a certain turn on, everything on a woman must be perfect, thats how we like it. Do not, I repeat do not get in bed with us with your feet looking like you were walking bare foot on toxic waste. You know what i am talkin about, nail polish coming off halfway, smelly as hell, uneven toenails, soles feeling like sandpaper. Its hard to perform good foreplay with that. And don't even think about asking us to suck your toes when they look like they have been beaten with a sledge hammer (ugly) and we are not to fonder of unpolished toes either. We like them soft, pretty, and tasty looking.
13. Giving Head - Don't use your teeth!
14. After Sex Broadcasting - Don't go bragging to your friends saying that you have us so called "whipped" its not cool at all, especially when his friends are around. If a man is "whipped" he won't admit it.
15. Keep It Real - When you're at the point of breakin up, don't wait until then to tell us we didn't knock it right. You know d*mn well we had you climbing the walls and walking on air. | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 12/13/2004 1:19:13 PM | | LOL I find this funny. Do we men and women think women do nothing wrong when making love or having sex? I know I've done a few things my partner didn't like. How about you? | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 12/13/2004 6:44:33 PM | Hi Georgie...
*LOL* I just never complain!!!
Some sexual experiences I've had with woman haven't been that great, but I never say anything... I either do it again with them or I don't...at any rate: I'll comment on whatcha got:
1. Being Passive - Don't let him undress you and himself. Just help him a little bit: like making the first step. Just because we are men it doesn't mean that we must do all the job.
*This is way true. "Being there" just isn't enough. We like you to act excited when we do something that you like... okay?????
2. Wearing jeans or tight pants - It takes time to take off these kind of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one thing: The more time you got, the more rounds you got, and the more rounds you got the ore satisfied you get.
*Good point....I never complain about tight stuff though :-D
3. Going Down Halfway - Once you start going down, don't stop at the belly button, keep going or just don't go past the neck at all.
*This is GOOD ADVICE!!!!
4. Choking His Chicken - Men feel pain, we are not as tough as you think. No man has a leather dick. You got to be smooth with the dick. Pulling it too hard doesn't make us feel horny, it hurts even though we don't tell you.
*This is true....but there was once a woman whose vaginal muscles could contract so hard, she d*mned near pulled my tool off!!!
She had me bleeding and I had to visit the doctor. thought I had an std... he tested me and when the tests came back he laughed and said I should tell her to go easier on me!!!
We get NO respect!!!!
5. Licking His Ear Too Much - It's just the same as a dog licking a b*tches ass.
*LOL* I beg your pardon!!!
6. Moaning Like A Runner That Needs Air - Better moan with style girls cause men love to make fun of girls who can't moan like movie stars. Try not to make much noise when you exhale.
*Hmmmm... I LOVE a woman getting redfaced and breathing hard..this is how I know I'm doing my job!!!
7. Scratching His Back - We don't need no autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all. Depend on the length of nail and how deep you dig them in our backs so keep your nails in you pockets please. If you feel the need to scratch a boys back, either grip the hell out of the sheets or the headboard.
*Never was into back getting scratched that much...I think Slim Harpos' "Scratch my Back" was a song to his cat... BELIEVE IT OR NOT. Conversely, Jackson Browne's "Redneck Friend" is about his willy.. go figure...
8. Letting Your Hair Fall In His Face - Men need air, they breath.
*Ah... I like long hair... I can move it...
9. Jumping On Hips Too Hard - A man is not a horse so please take it easy unless you got a big booty to take care of the landing.
*BOOM BOOM BOOM* ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVTHIS!!!!
10. Screaming Too Loud When You Cum - Are you crazy? Do you want us to get caught by your parents? Or do you just love seeing me jump through the window butt naked.
*AGAIN: IT LETS ME KNOW I'M DOING MY JOB!!!
11. Keep Yourself Clean! - Everyone knows that fish is the smell. But we don't have to be smelling it when you take your panties off.
*uMMM... yes... female hygiene PULLEEEEEZE...I've had ladies ask me to much their rug when they're having a yeast infection *uhhhhhhhhhh* one never smells the smell until they open their legs *eeeeeeeeeYUCK!!!*
Please warn us if you haven't freshened up. And nobody wants to suck on salty dirty titties. Men aren't the only ones who sweat. And we sure don't want you smellin like you work at a fish market either. Make sure your a** is clean!!! No man wants to eat off a dirty plate.
*uH.... DO ALOT OF THINGS DOWN THERE.. BUT NEVER EAT... could get ecoli infection...
12. Make Sure Your Feet Are In Check - Every man has a certain turn on, everything on a woman must be perfect, thats how we like it. Do not, I repeat do not get in bed with us with your feet looking like you were walking bare foot on toxic waste. You know what i am talkin about, nail polish coming off halfway, smelly as hell, uneven toenails, soles feeling like sandpaper. Its hard to perform good foreplay with that. And don't even think about asking us to suck your toes when they look like they have been beaten with a sledge hammer (ugly) and we are not to fonder of unpolished toes either. We like them soft, pretty, and tasty looking.
*I agree with this Georgie!!
13. Giving Head - Don't use your teeth!
*I must apologize for this because sometimes the woman gets blamed when the male shoves it down her throat too hard... makes her gag too much and her teeth come down. Women can LEARN to take it deep without teeth coming down, but they need to work on it. Help them out by not doing it too hard until she's mastered this. If not, the top of your head will get chafed.
14. After Sex Broadcasting - Don't go bragging to your friends saying that you have us so called "whipped" its not cool at all, especially when his friends are around. If a man is "whipped" he won't admit it.
*so true...
15. Keep It Real - When you're at the point of breakin up, don't wait until then to tell us we didn't knock it right. You know d*mn well we had you climbing the walls and walking on air.
thank you! | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 12/13/2004 7:34:25 PM | | Considering all the mistakes I've made, I have no reason, cause, nor intention for requiring anything of women. I am not your master. I request few demands, very few, of my wife beyond not including me in endless hours of shopping. I have no right to expect anything of women, nor need they have any expectations of me. We are equals as I see it. If anything, I am a failure obviously. | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 12/14/2004 7:25:38 AM | | As one person once said, he wanted a woman he could be proud of in public, and a woman who excited him beyond measure in the bedroom. I think that is true of most men and women. Just because some of us are old-fashioned, does't mean we are boring in bed. lol | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 12/14/2004 10:54:49 AM | Ok when a girl is riding and bouncin down hard and she doesn't have the booty to back it up......IT Fvcking HURTS. Watch those boney asses and don't ride like yer trying to press the guy 6' under. Also don't rock back and forth when you have stubble. Keep it clean. Girls always complain about a man's 5o'clock shadow hurtin but they need to know it goes both ways. I'd rather not be rubbed raw down there.
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 12/14/2004 2:20:48 PM | My two cents......
I think most of this is personal prefernence and choices so since Georgie was good enough to ask.........
I agree with the stuble thing, shave it or grow it.
I like em vocal. It lets me know they are "into" it and not just marking time till CSI comes on.
GET INVOLVED LADIES. I don't know any man who prefers a rag doll that just lays there. If it's fear/inhibitions, get over it. You're naked an inflagrante delecto....get OVER IT. Making love/having sex is about TWO people. Both people need to put the effort in and make it stellar, if one person is doing all the work, well........BORING!
Cleanliness is next to......well.........NOTHING! If you must, shower first (goes for guys too). If you are at home, have a shower BEFORE dinner then you'll be ready for dessert. Hell, shower together, let the foreplay start then and last all evening (just watch how sexy and vampish a woman can get when you are feeding her hehehehe)
Ahhhhhh........too much more to post.....just sharing some....... | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 12/14/2004 2:55:25 PM | | Anything in excess is at times painful if not done with care. Personally, I never thought of the shaving issue, but I shave weekly.... Thanks for the tip on that score. | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 2/28/2005 7:32:20 PM | 1. Chewing through the restraints and taking off when the guy goes to get a fresh ferret. It breaks the mood, and those straps cost money.
2. Asking if it's in yet.
3. Saying "deeper".
4. Taking phone calls from your mom or ex-husband in the middle of sex, then saying "nothing".
5. Wriggling out from under after. Let me sleep in peace.
6. Saying "that's gross".
7. Can't emphasize this enough: ELBOWS!
8. Zigging when you should be zagging.
9. Locking yourself in the bathroom to cry.
10. Blow is just a figure of speech. | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 2/28/2005 7:56:54 PM | | Oh my, you all gave me the giggles. I don't scratch, don't shave (there), and I make a lot of noise LOL. I can't believe there are woman who whould even let you head down there if they hadn't cleaned up resently..yucky! As for teeth well I have to admit it has happend a couple times but usually cause my jaw got tired or, as some one said, he took over and pushed when I was not ready for it but that is a completely different subject....... | |
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Posted: 2/28/2005 11:24:23 PM | hey corny, i never knew you had a sense of humor. that's funny right there, i don't care who you are...
how about this one - if you don't like what's happening, let him know IN A NICE WAY, and let him know what you do like. this will make the experience better both ways, and is a lot better than saying nothing at the time and telling your friends later that he sucked in bed. if you don't open your mouth, you can't blame him for not knowing what you want as most men aren't mind-readers. | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 3/1/2005 7:03:42 AM | | weird, isn't it? i wondered where it went. guess the guys don't really have that much to b!tch about. was expecting this one to be a feeding frenzy, after the reaction to the other one. maybe it's because there's a lot of boring threads right now. | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 3/1/2005 8:22:01 AM | I'd like to add my two cents. When it comes to making love, I am a
little different. I've had sex with men and I've had sex with women. I dont think
that makes me an expert or anything. I tend to prefer having sex with
men. With a man, I can SEE that I am doing things RIGHT !!! A male
body cannot tell a lie during sex in my opinion. MALE ORGASMS
are REAL. ALWAYS. Unless the guy is twisted. When doing it with a woman,
I do it the best way I know how ( massages, caresses, kissing, cunnilingus, intercourse, ect) but I am not too worried if she is not rocked by the
experience. If I ain't a great lay, she wont come back to my bed.
It's that simple. I've had female lovers who were lousy in bed.
They didnt know how to do anything for a guy, at all. Only one of
them had an excuse.....she was a virgin. I KNOW that she was
telling the truth.
To all the females out there, communication is key. Just lying there
and taking it is not okay, not all the time anyway. | |
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| Mistakes Women Make When Making Love with Men
Posted: 3/1/2005 1:23:00 PM | | The only thing is if the guy asked did you REALLY go? And when you truthfully say yes and he ask's you over and over and over again if you are lying or not...I have never faked it, and questioning a person over and over again does not get them in the mood again. It makes me want to role over or go watch TV in another room. | |
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