| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/1/2005 5:43:41 PM | | I work in an office with about 60 other computer guys that take themselves way too seriously. Do anyone have any practical joke ideas? | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/1/2005 6:51:49 PM | Man.... i love pranks....done my fair share,,.....
One question needs to be asked though....How crazy do you want to get..?? | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/1/2005 7:47:00 PM | When nobody else is around, switch around a couple of keys on someone's keyboard . . . . .such as the "m" and the "n".
Kinda tame, but if they don't catch on, you can derive some pleasure in their confusion and annoyance. | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/2/2005 4:51:05 AM | I accidently got my brother in law really good-
I had come accross some tiny novelty soaps at a bed bath and beyond store (sure they have equivelent everyware) this soap looked JUST like a huge choc covered cherry so I brought a few over in a white paper bag, as I was going to baby sit, they were in to much of a hurry to try to trick them into taking a bite, and I ended up just stashing them in the freezer, they smell like soap but NOT when they are frozen, this did not come to light untill a few days later. He was trying to sneak one, it was hard as a rock and he was gnawing away at it, buy the time the flavor was noticed he had a mouth full as soap! he still says he is gonna get me for that one! so you should get a bag full, don't be trying to pass them around or even let on they are yours...just plop them in the freezer-human nature should take care of the rest! and you have the bonus of not admiting they were yours if the boss is the one to "induldge" | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/2/2005 10:04:58 AM | | Pick the geekiest fella in the room, and have flowers delivered to him in the middle of the day. Card reads: "Thanks for the incredible night, Love Sheena" | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/2/2005 2:27:18 PM | I heard this on a radio station in Vegas.
A dj would leave her donut in the break room. Every time she would go on break to eat it, it would be gone. This went on for a couple weeks. Finally, she got a friend of hers to put a donut in the crack of his ass and took a polaroid of it. She set the donut out as usual, and of course it was gone. The next day she posted the picture in the break room. Needless to say, her future donuts were never touched.... | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/2/2005 2:58:27 PM | Marley, I'm your girl. Our office is famous for practical jokes. Never stray too far from your desk.
1) Disconnect one end of the cord for telephone handset.
2) Reset screen saver for 1 minute
3) Post evil clowns as wallpaper
4) Change screen saver to banner that says "My name is _____, in case I forget"
5) Disconnect mouse from tower
6) Tape handset to phone cradle
7) Never fails rubber/furry mouse in desk drawer
8) Rearrange desktop area. Exchange family photos with other desks in office. Gets a good treasure hunt going for about 30 minutes.
9) Lower or tilt office chair to an uncomfortable level
10) Wedge chair wheels so they won't move. | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/3/2005 4:46:18 AM | ~~ i work in a "public" State Office ~~ (we did these 2 to a couple people): 1) drizzle some hot glue*needs to be the whote/wood glue stick* onto a cpiple tissues/kleenexes, let it cool down/crumple up the tissues like they are eewwww 'used' & put it on/next to their presious computer keyboards...
2) if they are serious coffee drinkers, hide one of their coffee mugs & 'hold it for ransom' write a ransom note demaning Chocolate, (or something fun&simple..). Have a neutral 3rd party 'deliver' the ransom note...
3) put those teeny (fake) plastic ants around the floor, in a trail , etc around/near their work station/cubicle...
Keep a straight face & have fun     | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/3/2005 7:51:23 AM | I've done all of these...worked out pretty well!
Connect ALL their paperclips together and place back into the paperclip holder.
Tape a banana to the bottom of their chair. Use strong tape! Takes days for the full effect.
If they have a radio, turn the volume up all the way for next time they turn it on.
Reset their internet homepage to "ratemythong.com".
Place scotch tape over the telephone earpiece (cover the holes). You'll be laughing when you hear them all day going "what? can you speak up?"
Replace all their hi-lighters and pens with old ones with no more ink.
Have fun!
-sparkle | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/5/2005 9:21:09 PM | I'm a techie .. here are some of my favorites..
remap the keyboard settings to polish or some other foreign language.
depending on if the person can type which is rare for this industry ... pop out all the keys and physically remap them.
add a logon script to play porn or something and crank up the volume
remap shortcut keys to perform other actions such as to run a shut down script
and if you know they can take a joke....
loosen all the screws to their chair
redo all speed dials on their phone and map them to the VP's number
for new guys ... go to the bathroom and switch the mens sign with the womens...
...one of my co-workers did this to me the first time i went to our dallas office. I didn't realize it was a joke and just thought that texans were weird cause they didn't have any urinals. I was standing in a stall and someone walked in ... who ever it was, i wonder if she noticed that the feet were pointing in the wrong direction. | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/6/2005 5:42:09 PM | go to a novitly store and get a animal toy that has a motion sencore so it makes nose when they move... put it far under the desk..
make up a memo that there needed in a special meeting with the "big boss" and they show up .. and neither of them know why..
put a ransom note on there desk.... and periodicaly call there phone breath heavy and hang up.
make all there speed dial numbers there used to.. go to some escort service
always be to busy to talk to them.. make up stupid excuses.... totaly obvious... just pretend to answer the phone if there there.. and try to pretend your talking to there significant other..." no...um "sally" this isnt a good time... i told you i dint want to do this any more"
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 11/7/2005 1:00:04 AM | Ways to Confuse Your Workmates:
1) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." ; "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
4) Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
5) "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.
7) Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
8) Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
9) Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
10) Insist that your e-mail address be: zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
11) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
12) Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
13) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
14) Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
15) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
16) Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
17) For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see how many fish you can catch in your mouth.
18) Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
19) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 1/1/2007 11:01:24 PM |
if they are serious coffee drinkers, hide one of their coffee mugs & 'hold it for ransom' write a ransom note demaning Chocolate,
Oh, I love that one!  | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 1/2/2007 10:47:41 AM | | water down some lotion in a jar and set it in the fridge with a label reading. 'sperm sample and the date...... | |
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| practical Jokes in serious office
Posted: 1/2/2007 10:50:09 AM | | Hide in your cubicle and use one of those fart machines every once in a while, saying,"oh dear..... or"anyone have any beeno?" | |
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