| sex shops, toys n things
Posted: 11/3/2005 10:54:23 AM | | ain't it funny the looks on the peoples faces when you walk into a sex store mid purchase? i was in one today and there were 3 ladies there...they all looked like deers in headlights | |
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tboys
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Joined: 7/16/2005
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Posted: 11/3/2005 10:59:48 AM | | well this elderly woman goes into the local sex store. She says to the owner in a stuttering and shaky voice, her hands visibly trembling "do you sell little vibrating eggs?" the owner says yes m'am. She then says..."do you have the pink ones?" in that same studdery shaky manner. He says "we certainly do ma'am". She then sputters, her whole body twitching "the ones that take 4 batteries?. Again the owner says yes ma'am. to which she responds...her whole body trembling, her voice broken and jagged - "How the **** do you turn it off!!!" | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 11:03:27 AM | HAHA thats cute tboys, too funny
I seem to go into those sex stores, giggle at some of the stuff, then run out. I dont know what i want when i go in there (too many things to decide) so i dont get anything. | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 11:12:37 AM | When I was pregnant, I walked into a sex toy shop (to keep warm as it was damn cold waiting for the bus).
AnEwayZ.. I was looking at the wall of vibrators and dildos when the saleslady walked up to me and asked if she could help me.
I said "How can you decide from the variation here"
She says "Well it all depends on what you are going to use it for"
I gave her this look and said "What do you think it'll be used for?"
She says to me "Well there are some people who buy them to mix drinks with"
That's the last time I have a mixed drink at a house party!!!
We got into a discussion as to some of the ideas that people have when they go in there.. and she recommended some of her "fav's".
Nope I never bought one.. I still have yet to. Beginning to wonder if I'm missing out or something by not owning a "toy". | |
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tboys
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Joined: 7/16/2005
Msg: 7 | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 11:15:22 AM | hey diggy...given that she has her "faves"...make sure the package hasn't been opened.. | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 11:19:32 AM | tboys... I forgot to mention that as she was explaining certain "toys" to me she was very persistenet in explaining to me that once the product has been "used" it is no longer returnable...
HA HA HA HA HA
And she was going around opening packages to show them to me.
Too bad I never bought anything | |
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tboys
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Joined: 7/16/2005
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Carri3
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Joined: 7/18/2005
Msg: 13 | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 11:30:11 AM | | I had the same experience in the one sex shop i was in. The lady was following me around opening everything going "here touch this, taste that, feel this" etc.. I was getting a kick out of how much she opened and had me feel n touch n taste and yet i never bought anything. I also dont own any toys diggy, I plan on it someday when i get up the nerve, maybe i'll ask santa ... yea thats it.. "hi santa, i been naughty, er um.. good, can i have a vibrator for christmas, and maybe some flavoured oils, etc.. OH and i really want that sex swing too!".. I should go up to a santa in the mall and do that that would be hilarious | |
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tboys
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Joined: 7/16/2005
Msg: 14 | |
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Carri3
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Joined: 7/18/2005
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Posted: 11/3/2005 11:48:03 AM | My sister and I got kicked out of a sex shop once. It was about 6 years ago when she was taking the freedom step and had seperated from her ball and chain. I was living in Alberta and she came out to visit with her youngest daughter who was 18 at the time.
We went to West Edmonton Mall and had a girlie day. It was full of laughter, and fun while trying on clothes and taking in the sites of the mall. We decided to go into one of the sex shops. The three of us were browsing around. There was one other customer in the store and it was an older man....like maybe 60+. My niece was looking at a bin full of huge Schlongs!!! Ya know...size of clubs. She picked one up...turned to my sister, and while smacking the palm of her hand with the 'schlong' she said: Mom, I don't care what you say, I ain't leaving here without this!"
We died with peals of laughter and this old man wormed his way over to my niece and made a comment to her about some adult fun....gack!!! He thought he had it made...three horny women in a sex store and woo hoo...what a hoot. NOT! My niece has my acerbic tongue for some situations and shot that man down faster then a F18 fighter plane!
So, knowing the mall pretty well, I told my sister there was another store upstairs. So we decided to go to that sex shop. It had really nice lingerie as well as lotions and it had a private back room with all the toys.
We browsed around that store for a bit and my sister and I went back to the private 'toy' room. We were having a hysterical laugh over some of the vibrators. I picked up one of the display vibes that had the seperate 'finger' for special stimulation. It had the head of a wolf or dog on it with the tongue sticking out. I was laughing and pointed to the little dog/wolf and said "What the he!! is that little tongue going to do for me?? While I was pointing at the little 'tongue', my niece took a picture of my sister and me laughing our brains out. The clerk noticed the flash and came up to us in a temper....You can't take photos in here!!! I am going to have to ask you to leave or I will call security!!!! With that, we screamed with laughter again....we are being kicked out of a sex shop!!!!!!!! | |
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tenar
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Joined: 9/3/2005
Msg: 17 | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 12:04:18 PM | | Boy you guys have SOME malls! All we got is Zellers and Food Basics... whell there is a veggie section there. | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 1:21:36 PM | | once a month I hitch up the horses and ride into town for supplies. | |
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tenar
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Joined: 9/3/2005
Msg: 21 | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 1:25:21 PM | | now iwth the snow coming does that mean ur stocking up for the winter or just the month ?? LOL | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 1:31:38 PM | no silly then the dog sled. If there's too much snow Wilber McDonald does an air drop for me. You know, 40 pounds flour, 12 pounds salt, beans........ At christmas time I order a new coat from the sears cataloge.
Life is good here in the north. | |
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tenar
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Joined: 9/3/2005
Msg: 23 | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 1:33:25 PM | awww so you are living the kind of life i want to live...
like back in the good ol' days where u grew ur food.. and worked from sun up to sun down
and if you got a little cold .. u got it on to warm up .. and 9months later | |
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tenar
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Joined: 9/3/2005
Msg: 25 | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 1:43:18 PM | well hun thats when u come with our own toys.. and be creative...
u can't tell me laura ingalls never got the saddle and rode almanzo.. or used the riding crop on him... | |
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