| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 2:23:41 AM | | wondering how many woman have a Bob (boyfriend on batteries)?? I have been told that it ruins sex for future men, is this true..?? would you advise or go against it?? | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 2:49:06 AM | | hasnt ruined sex for me..........i have never heard that before | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 2:51:02 AM | go for it girl just when you do have a man let him play too he can use the bob on you as foreplay 
of course he has to secure in his masculinity and know that no machine will ever take his place | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 3:08:31 AM | | Yeah, Bob and me are a great team! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 3:12:54 AM |  Came homer early one night from work
Thought my wife's in bed with a jerk
She's in there with a piece of plastic
Yelling and screamin super deluxe creaming
She don't want my lovestick
Cause she's vibrator dependent, don't want me in it
Says I don't make the right noise
Been replaced by batteried, hey there fellas can't you see
She just wants to play with her toys
She don't want to go out and dance
She don't want to get in my pants
Just stay home and vibrate
I'm getting big blisters on my hands, thinking maybe I ain't a man
Man she ain't gonna get impregnated
Chorus
Play with them honey
There she was, in the bathroom, sounded like she was shaving her tallywhacker with a
battery-powered device. Me, I'm prancing around in the living room, got the demon jism
buildup, I mean I got a severe case of it. Lot of pressure on my brain, eyeballs turning white,
grabbing my tallywhacker all the time. I look her in the eye, and I say, uh, I say, "baby baby
baby baby baby baby baby baby please! Baby you got something I need, something I want,
I want to put my face in the special place." She says "what?" "I want to put my face in the
special place, yeah, I want to get ring around the face honey, you know what I'm talking
about, when the full moon comes around." She said "Mojy wojy, you got to do something
for me if you want to do that." I said "What's that honey?" She said "Mojy, know what you
got to do? You know I got these battery powered things here, and you know I got some
things plug into the wall, put 110 volts on my tallywhacker. Mojo, I want you to go out to
the store, I want you to get me something, something big and ugly, gigantic vibrator,
Vibratorzilla it'd be. And unplug the refrigerator Mojo, get Vibratorzilla in there and put
220 on the money, honey!" I said "Baby, you done gone crazy." "And then Mojo, you can
put your face in the special place...
But you're gonna have to, gonna have to
Make a little noise
Took her down to see a nurse
Cure her of this terrible curse
Doctor said lady you're afflicted, now I told you not to grab it
I pronounce you addicted
Chorus (x2)
She just wants to play with her toys
She's got VD, that's Vibrator Dependency now isn't it. No honey you can't plug my toes into
the wall, I ain't gonna hum no more either | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 3:51:27 AM | | I think just about every woman over 18 owns one - it doesn't ruin sex in the future at all - it simply acts as a "fill in" when there is no boyfriend/husband in the picture! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 4:46:20 AM | Hmmm..Bob = boyfriend on batteries does it?..so the next time I see a party invite ,the 'BYOB' is going to mean 'bring your own batteries'..?
At least I now know why my name causes giggles these days..
Bob..a rechargable variety given enough current interest | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 4:57:15 AM | | u all r to funny! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 11:25:48 AM | | Poshrat.....LMao....thanks for the great posts everyone.....lol | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 11:40:19 AM | | Definitely recommend a battery operated boyfriend... good fun, not only for one! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 11:41:15 AM | Definitely recommend a battery operated boyfriend... good fun, not only for one!
Oops double post... sorry | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 12:17:14 PM | | Supposedly, the more you use it, if you use it, it can desensitize your clitoral response. Is that one hell of a run on sentence or what?! Anyhow, I've never had this problem. | |
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kmhstx
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Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 13 | |
| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 1:24:56 PM | | Bob is a single girls best friend, it helps take off the steam for sure!! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 1:44:31 PM | KEEPS US SANE!!  that's why you don't see us in the bar looking for a one nighter.. we got bob to help us out... god bless BOB!  | |
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dud
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Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 15 | |
| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 1:47:37 PM |  ^^^^^ hate those damm things. but i wouldnt mind watching lol | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 4:13:00 PM | every woman should have one if you ask me. plus they are alot of fun to use with your man as well (as long as he is secure with himself as does not find a BOB threating, lmfao!). trust me, there are plenty of ways to increase both parties pleasure you just have to use your imagination. don't want to give away all my secrets!!!  | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 4:21:54 PM | I love my BOBs...:)
A guy on here recently told me that they desensitized you too. I'd never heard that before. I can't see it having long term affects.
BUt n/a to me....I don't use the vibration....rattles my teeth..:P | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 4:39:05 PM | | there is only one bob i want | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 5:08:45 PM | | are there even women out there who dont have a BOB or are they just too afraid to admit to owning one? personally, i have a collection of BOBs and i still want the real thing. some say that overuse of BOB could cause a women to be desensitized and would make sex less enjoyable.. | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 5:19:15 PM | thanks guys....I don't have one yet but will very soon....going tomorrow....
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/6/2005 6:47:00 PM | | Another one hooked on vibrator dependency | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/7/2005 3:33:02 AM | I notice all the comments about women becoming vibrator dependant are put about by men which leads me to wonder if there isn't a hint of jealousy or ego problem surfacing..maybe they see BOB's as reading 'Bu**ger off Boys'?
and after reading some of the ladies comments..some of the older rock'n'roll songs are going to have new meanings...like 'Good vibrations'...'Shake, rattle and roll'..'Back seat rhythm'
Hmmm better not listen to the radio whilst driving for a while..!! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/7/2005 5:45:34 AM | | poshrat...you kill me with your comments.....Lmao..... | |
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7times
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Joined: 10/27/2005
Msg: 24 | |
| Bob's
Posted: 11/7/2005 5:48:31 AM | | if a man has a problem with a woman having one he might want to watch her and see what she does with it so he can get better.. I love it when a woman gets off with them while I watch, it adds to the sex in my book | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/7/2005 5:56:47 AM | Bob's are a ladies best friend, and I don't get how it would ruin women for any other real man at all!! It is a great substitution but not better then the real thing. Ok sometimes not better then the real thing. 
Ladies enjoy your bob's and stand proud. LOL | |
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