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Show ALL Forums  > Relationships  > How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Author  Thread: How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?  HB2 Joined: 5/11/2005 Msg: 1 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:00:58 PM Here's how I handle them: Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Me: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore... Man: Is this seat empty? Me: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit in that one... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Me: Do not enter... Man: Your place or mine? Me: Both...you go to your place and I'll go to mine...  biziedizie Joined: 2/26/2005 Msg: 2 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:03:01 PM Betcha you would never give those answers to me!  Magnus34 Joined: 11/2/2005 Msg: 3 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:05:22 PM Hahahaha!! Those were great. Actually, I once ripped a line from "The Bodyguard" to a woman who used a cheesy line: Her: I was admiring you from across the room Me: Well why don't you get back there and keep admiring.  kittykat_32218 Joined: 6/22/2005 Msg: 4 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:10:47 PM Man: So,what do you do for a living? Me: I'm a female impersonator. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Me: unfertilized Man: Your boby is like a temple. Me: Sorry,there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Me: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked,I'd die happy. Me: If I saw you naked,I'd probably die laughing.  HB2 Joined: 5/11/2005 Msg: 5 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:14:34 PM Man: I'd love to have your body Me: Sorry, I'm using it for the next 40 years *bizi... *  sweeteez Joined: 10/19/2005 Msg: 6 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:15:06 PM I often hear...I love your perfume what is it?......it's raid ...so get lost or youll be dead shortly..  blueeyes4u59 Joined: 6/13/2005 Msg: 7 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:22:02 PM Why do you have to respond with a put down - sometimes it takes a lot for a guy or a girl to say anything. If it's a compliment and not a down and out com on, why not say thank you. Doesn't mean you have to spend the rest of your life, or even the next few minutes with the person.  HB2 Joined: 5/11/2005 Msg: 8 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:23:36 PM Those are great!!!!! Man: I'd love to eat you baby! Me: I know your mother...  Bright Delight 4 U Joined: 12/29/2004 Msg: 9 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:30:33 PM Me: You treat your body like a temple. Her: You treat yours like a tent This actually happened to me years ago at a family & friend bbq Me: (discussing women with the other guys) "If only sheep could cook." Her: (a women I had just met) "If only vibrators could take out the garbage. "  HB2 Joined: 5/11/2005 Msg: 10 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:32:43 PM This is in fun because everyone is being down and so depressed and angry sounding that ppl are running for the hills...  sweeteez Joined: 10/19/2005 Msg: 11 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:38:33 PM fun...fun...fun.....  ALady Joined: 5/27/2005 Msg: 12 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:53:05 PM I hear a cheesy line like one of those, and I usually just bust up laughing at them. If they look shocked, I just say, "I assumed that was some kind of a joke. You can't be serious." Usually does it.  HB2 Joined: 5/11/2005 Msg: 13 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 1:55:05 PM Man: Nice tits Me: Do you kiss your babies with that mouth?  livewirehere Joined: 8/10/2004 Msg: 14 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 2:01:49 PM If it makes me laugh, it'll usually work~~~  HB2 Joined: 5/11/2005 Msg: 15 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 2:39:21 PM shhhh^^^^^ don't tell them that making us laugh works!!!  c_deacon Joined: 3/13/2005 Msg: 16 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 3:04:19 PM HB..... Laughing works???.....OMG.....if that were true....OTB and I would be getting it right and left......lmao Wait......maybe he is and I am not....Geeeez..... Oh well....OT.....Man: Your pants or mine?!!!!...... Woman: Either way....you lose!!  grplaman Joined: 7/24/2005 Msg: 17 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 3:16:34 PM OP,..... those were all funny! Sooooooooooooooooo, are there anymore MAN-HATERS in the room? LOL  The Fat Man Joined: 9/9/2005 Msg: 18 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 4:07:47 PM Man-- Can I pet your sheep...? Farmer--- Go away you freek, stay away from Lambchops...  HB2 Joined: 5/11/2005 Msg: 19 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 4:56:30 PM Make me laugh and we'll see what happens  leafslady Joined: 6/8/2005 Msg: 20 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 5:00:46 PM Actually used this one... Him..."can we pretend to be married for one night?" Me..."only if I get alimony"  sweeteez Joined: 10/19/2005 Msg: 21 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 6:43:58 PM You get a Go Leafs for that one.....  sammysalt Joined: 9/7/2005 Msg: 22 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/6/2005 6:50:28 PM man I would love to have someone like you Me Sure you would, but I am taken, and I don't cheat.  HB2 Joined: 5/11/2005 Msg: 23 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/7/2005 5:21:59 AM For the guys...this thread isn't supposed to be gender biased... So here's one for you: Her: I love watching your ass walk away Him: Keep on watching then cause I'm not comimg back  leafslady Joined: 6/8/2005 Msg: 24 How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/7/2005 5:38:08 AM Him..."I'll be there in your dreams tonight." Me.."that would be called a nightmare."  okieroper Joined: 8/23/2004 Msg: 25 view profile History How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These? Posted: 11/7/2005 5:40:14 AM her: so are you really single me:Are you really rich Page 1 of 2 1, 2

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