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I kept trying to post other threads but apparently my ideas we'rent original enough LOL So I came up with this one............hope no one has done this.
Ok my question: Can a Fart end a relationship?
HAHAH
I have "gas-phobia" and really hate it when ppl fart publicly. It really grosses me out. I know everyone does it, so am I over reacting?? I had a friend who would do it as a joke. I would always ask him to stop and hed just laugh and do it again I became very turned off haha and well....I dont want to say what happened afterwards.....I would like to know if someones smelly gas is worth calling it quits.
NOT saying mine smells like roses, but I promise you'd never find out LOL
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Posted: 11/9/2005 8:57:38 PM | hahahaha.. funny thread
I wouldn't end a relationship over it.. but i'd try to get my partner to gain control over their bodily functions until they were in private..
I agree.. if you are a walking talking farting and burping machine.. i'm turned off..
Even though its natural.. doesn't mean you should share it with everyone around you. | |
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Posted: 11/9/2005 9:07:17 PM | True a fart or two is not enough, but this was like consistant farting.
It happened once by accident, and we laughed it off (big mistake) then it turned into a joke, and became a constant thing. "here comes the silent killa.." **shudders** | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 1:38:50 AM | | Ah well, farts are great, it shows the person is alive and has a functioning digestive tract. Benjamin Franklin wrote a book titled 'Fart Proudly" and the Marquis De Sade would hire prostitutes and have them fart in his face. Don't get me wrong, a new love interest won't get a whiff right away. When I'm with my ex we fart freely and laugh about each other's farts. Tryi it some time, let one rip and then say "there's a kiss for ya sweetie!" or if they fart say "You need to get that tuned". Farting is quite natural so enjoy it. Oh yeah, you must , in a serious relationship, fart in bed and pull the sheets over you lovers head. | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 3:22:17 PM | It ended one of mine....true story....she would fart while we were in bed....then hold my head uder the covers. Lame huh?......she broke up with me gave me the old " Were on different paths" speech. WTF | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 3:22:42 PM | | It ended one of mine....true story....she would fart while we were in bed....then hold my head uder the covers. Lame huh?......she broke up with me gave me the old " Were on different paths" speech. WTF | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 4:03:45 PM | well, it may be natural but it's just bad manners to fart around other people, right up there with picking your nose!
farting should be relegated to the bathroom, the basement or outside... otherwise, as the brits say "better in than out".
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Posted: 11/10/2005 4:21:33 PM | | What about farting in your sleep? This one guy I knew used to be fast asleep, and he would let one rip and it would be so loud that he would wake himself up... that was pretty gross because half the time I wasn't sleeping... or when your sitting on a couch with a friend, and she thinks she lets one rip quietly... and even though you can't hear or smell it, you can feel the rumble and ride the waves of the fart... that's kind of gross too! | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 4:48:40 PM | …. farting should be relegated to the bathroom, the basement or outside... otherwise, as the brits say "better in than out".
Give me a break!!! You wouldn’t think that way if you ever got a colic and eventually became doubled over in pain because you held it in.
My teenage daughter once came to me and asked, “When is it okay to fart in front of your boyfriend?” I told her as soon as she can get by with it. She said, “No, Mom I mean fart out loud?” Same answer!
DUPLICA8 & Puckerdillo … These guys have the right attitude … although I doubt I would appreciate someone holding my head under the sheets (but that’s related to claustrophobia).
I could care less if my partner farts in front of me or in public … why not have fun with it? If I were out with a guy and he let one rip, I’d laugh at it … who cares? If you’re in a room and others here it, they’ll know it came from him and not from you. Let him deal with the comments.
Granted, if you are aware that you could clear a room with one of your SBD’s, then yea … please head for another area. But in general, what’s wrong with farting in front of your partner? Besides … everyone farts in their sleep whether they know it or not. 
I recall a while back, a friend came to me complaining that her boyfriend was adamant that women should not fart in front of men, yet he was letting them rip all the time … right in front of her and what should she do. I told her turn about is fair play … just start letting them rip. Turns out, the entire time he was just really kidding her about it and she was taking it seriously. They have a great relationship. 
What do you do when a fart sneaks out during sex?  Are you gonna leave your partner over something that trivial? Hell no … relax … have fun with it … everyone does it. 
If you want to get even, while laying in bed sometime, just fart on his leg! Sheesh ... it's nothing but "hot air" ... no harm done. | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 4:52:48 PM | | do some of you people forget that farts SMELL BAD? I would be totally turned off if I was having sex with someon and they let out a fart that could clear a room. That's just gross... although I have no problem with farting in front of my boyfriend or him farting in front of me, if it reeks, keep it between the cheeks! | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 4:53:51 PM | | Ok here is food for thought.....You are having sex and those "Farting" sounds are comming from it....should I end the relationship for a woman's Queef? And if you don't know what a "Queef" is you haven't had much sex.... | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 4:59:15 PM | | Obviously it happens to everyone... i'm talking about the people to purposely let it rip without consideration for their partner. Maybe I'm just different, but I always leave the room when I feel a stinky coming | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 5:00:48 PM |
Just when I think I've seen every topic....
No .... trust me .... there's an even funnier one about farts done a couple of weeks ago. People were crying tears over it ... I mean it was absolutely hillarious. | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 5:01:36 PM | | here's an example... this one friend, the same from the hotel room took the bed next to the air conditioner thinking the cold air would mask the smell... instead it blew it over to my bed where I was gagging all night from the stench... i mean the bathroom wasn't THAT far away! | |
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