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Posted: 11/11/2005 7:48:07 PM | So you're talking to someone you really like and then BLAMMO...you screw something up and embarrass the crap out of yourself....what are some of you most embarrassing dating "faux pas?"
Mine...I was really liking this guy.. a FIREMAN no less and hot as hell...he finally sent me a message with his number to call him. I prep myself by going over what I might say...and take a breath..excitedly/ nervously I pick up the phone to call him...the phone rings...his answering machine kicks in....I think "It's ok...leave a good message"...all good...no worrrries girl.....THEN I open my mouth to talk and realize I have forgotten his damn name....I FREEZE....blubber out ON THE MACHINE...that I forgot his damn name.....then finally...my brain works...and I blurt out his name.....my brain analyzes that it is too late and I have just screwed myself...and I ....forlornly....hang up. I hit myself in the head...STUPID STUPID STUPID ...i say...then wonder even more stupidly...lol..."Hmmm I wonder if he will call me back!!!
He never called me....I WONDER WHY??? lol! | |
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Posted: 11/11/2005 7:59:29 PM | ^^^^Well, you hung up... you might have forgotten to leave your number too... or perhaps forgotten what your number is...
Myself, I've got a lot of embarassing dating moments. I'm not going to pretend that I'm an overly smooth talker with the ladies, but as smooth as I am all the time, I can be with a girl on a date.... but.... if I like her, I will mess up the last five minutes of a date so bad. If I don't like her, I'll be fine, might even keep the night going past the front door... oh, but if I like her...
I have: grabbed the hand of a girl off of my ass, shaken it, and waked towards my car
Said, "lets do this again some time" as we walked out of the resturaunt we met at, and just proceded to walk away. (Last I checked, walking her to her car was kindof status quo)
.... and Lets not forget, She says "Do you wanna come in for a drink"... and I just decide to fall off her porch instead. | |
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Posted: 11/11/2005 8:11:43 PM | Lol...no I left my number....mind you I have actually done that too...blanked on my own number!!
Funny....yes its the ones we really like we end up doing some of the goofiest things in front of...lol! | |
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Posted: 11/11/2005 8:17:55 PM | | thanks for reminding me...a few years ago a had a date over for dinner, all was going well, the wine etc and we sat down to eat. I went in to kitchen and was carrying both plates into the dining room. As i'm going into the dining room I feel this big sneeze coming on. I'm doing the best to hold it in when now I have to fart. Yup let a ripper go and sneezed at the same time all over the plates just as i get to the table. I ran back to the kitchen all embarrassed and had a couple quick beers before she came walking in laughing her face off at me...she still reminds me of it every so often, especially to tell new friends | |
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Posted: 11/11/2005 8:29:25 PM | You can only laugh with me, not at me~~LOL~~~
One day in July it was about 98 degrees, and we live on the top floor of an apartment complex with a flat roof ((which means, we're the attic since we're on the top floor)).. I think my thermometer said it was 106 degrees in our apartment.
It got so unbearable I took off everything except my underwear, and then fell asleep on the couch.. My daughter was working and usually got home about 10:30 p.m. She came "blasting through the door" like she always does, but had her new BF with her... She grabbed that poor guy and dragged him to her bedroom.. I never laughed so hard in my life~~
In fact, everytime I think about it, even now, I crack up... and she tells me to shut up---because she knows what I"m laughing about~  | |
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Posted: 11/11/2005 8:42:00 PM | It was my first date after my divorce and it seemed to be going wonderfully. My date surprised me with a gift of benwa balls and 'dared' me to go into the ladies room, take off my panties, insert the balls and come back to the table. Being new to the dating scene (first date in almost 20 years) I reluctantly agreed. I went into the restroom, washed the balls in the hottest water I could stand, went into the stall, removed my panties and inserted the balls. As soon as I stood up, one fell out (the d*mn things were solid brass and so freakin' HEAVY!). It actually rolled under the stall and landed against the foot of the woman in the stall next door to me. I had to get down on the floor and pick up my ball.
I then had to re-wash the d*mn thing, go back into the stall, put the ball inside of me and when I stood up this time, I gripped them with every bit of strength I had. I proceeded to walk out of the restroom and across the restaurant. I was almost to our table, feeling extremely proud (even though I was walking as though my knees were locked together) and seeing the looking of adoration in my dates eyes, I relaxed slightly and my balls fell to the floor.
Needless to say, I was mortified and he didn't get to remove them with his tongue as he had promised earlier. If you're wondering what happened to the balls.....well, I was so embarrassed that I just kicked them out of the way.
I'm sure the cleaning crew at Red Lobster had a nice laugh at my expense when they found them.... | |
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Posted: 11/11/2005 8:45:02 PM | | out on a date with this really nice looking girl who i had chased for several months.everything is going great and the night is starting to look good.well we are at the movie when she ask for a drink of my soda(she did not want one).as i went to hand it to her i lost my grip and i spilled coke all over her white dress.i could have crawled under the carpet i felt so bad,she was nice enough about and i bought her a new dress.we even dated more after that,she said i was so good a making things up to her. | |
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Posted: 11/11/2005 8:45:05 PM | Oh my! Haven't we all had some embarressing moments. LOL I was out on a roadtrip with my bf and a few others we were walking into the mall and I had accidently put on my boyfriends black jeans instead of mine. Anyway walking in the front door the jeans just fell off...now my friends and I laugh about the time I showed my a*** to most of Atlanta. Hey it wasn't funny then but it sure is now. | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 12:20:59 AM | I was a workout buff back in the mid-90's and was totally into the health kick meaning my meals were as healthy as it can get. I go on a first date with this gal and take her to a nice Italian restaurant. I ordered a spinach lasagna and in about an hour, my stomach was totally reacting to the unhealthy food because my body was used to unleaded and I introduced leaded. Needless to say, I was having major gas pains and insisted we had to go to a store to get some Gas-X or something and I couldn't hold some of the uncontrollable farts in. Well, that was pretty damned embarrassing so I learned my lesson about watching what I order at a restaurant!
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Posted: 11/12/2005 4:25:29 AM | I was at a guy's place watching a movie...one of the character's in the movie was REALLY short...and I said so...to which the guy said, yeah, he is about my height. Oooops!!!
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Posted: 11/12/2005 7:57:23 AM | LMAO....I love this thread and will be reading it religiously for as long as it remains atop the list.
I don't have any real embarassing moments that I can think of. Probably because I don't embarass easily. I'm sure something has happened, but I'm usually pretty slick about taking things in stride and laughing at myself, so I don't recall anything off the top of my head.
The one I can recall was more embarassing for my ex.
When we were a fiarly new couple, we went camping with my mother and her husband. I don't understand it, but my mother prefers to camp next to an accessible road. I prefer the deep woods, but whatever.
Anyway, my mother had a pop up camper and all I had at the time was a tent. After relaxing by the fire and having a few drinks that night, we turned in. My ex and I decided to have a little romp. A few cars went by and each of them started blowing their horn. It took me exactly one time for this to happen before I realized what they were blowing their horn at. I didn't say anything, but I did try to pull her down flat on top of me when I would hear a car coming. She still didn't quite catch on, but as things got heavier, I gave up on ruining the feel. After a few cars had gone by blowing their horn, she said in a frustrated voice, "What the hell do they keep honking at?" I told her that although the tent walls were green, they were made of nylon and we had been casting a shadow for all the cars that had gone by.
Seeing as how she was on top the entire time, she became embarassed and I laughed like a school boy. | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 9:29:20 AM | Lmao......I'm lovin this thread too, especially the guy ripped one at the dinner guests....roflao
Well back in the day of my first dates I met this gorgeous hunk in RL not cyber. He asked me to go out with him to a dinner and dance at his boss' small quaint country club. So I'm all dolled up in my sweetest dress and heels, makeup and hair done and manicure and he arrives to pick up his princess of the evening. What a handsome hunk he was, dressed to the nines. We had just enough snow fall to make things nasty for the ladies in heels. We managed to get inside the door, checked our coats, when my slinky heels caught on the carpet, sending me flying and crashed onto the floor, cuz I couldn't, get any traction on the tiled floor on the edge of the carpeted room. My date isn't looking too dammed happy at this point, but I plucked myself up from the floor, with out his help and went on ahead to do damage control in the washroom. I came out and sat beside him again only to discover that awful feeling that my dress with the slit up the back had reached higher proportions. We silently ate our dinner, and by this time I'd had a few, to calm my nerves with the last one being a creme de menthe shooter. Suddenly I tell him I'm not feeling too well and ask my date to come outside with me to just hold me up. He is livid at this point, but he takes my arm and out we go. I pass out cold at the top of the grand stairway...only about 7 or 8 steps, and the dumb jerk lets me roll down them!! He finally gets me into his car, and turns the key for heat, then leaves me there going back in, and enjoys the rest of the evening.
I still laugh when I remember the look on his face after I tell him there wasn't going to be any nightcap and no playtime either...buh bye     | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 10:10:57 AM | God, Joy I loved your story. I wouldn't be suprised if my neighbors heard me laughing. 
I am sure I have many embarassing moments but the one that stands out was the time I took a woman backcountry skiing. We had a great day, lots of fun and really enjoyed each other's company. We decided to go to a movie afterward so we grabbed some snacks to take to the movie with us, this included a thermos with some hot chocolate with peppermint snaps (mixed fairly strong). We get settled in our seats towards the back of the theatre, eat snacks, and of course drink the drink. Now this had been a long day with lots of playing and I was tired and probably a little on the dehydrated side. So, about half way through this movie I just sorta naturally dozed off. Well, suddenly I was brought to heightend state of awareness when the thermos hit the floor. And unfornunately it didn't stop there, I refer back in this story to where we are sitting in the theatre, it started rolling down the inclined floor all the way to the first row. Ka thunk, Ka thunk, .... well, you get the picture! Of course I had to go get it, it felt a little like walking the gaunlet. | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 11:02:53 AM | I had gone on a wonderful date with a magnificant man. We'd gotten back to my place and, he had to answer a page, so while he used the phone I went into the restroom. My stomach had been bothering me (stress and very rich food) but I didn't think it would be any big deal. I turned on the fan, of course, but... well.... that wouldn't be enough. Before I realized it was going to happen or could even start to stop it, I let out a long LOUD fart.
One that he obviously heard from the other room.
Yeah.. he didn't say anything, but never did call again. | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 12:34:45 PM | I just had one of those about five minutes ago! Last night , while on pof forums , I slipped in one of the Better Sex video series that i had ordered a while back. This particular one was , Advanced Oral Techniques ............... and it got stuck in the DVD on the computer and I couldnt get it out no matter what . I tried every ejection program here that i could think of and finally had to ask my oldest son, (who turns 18 tomorrow) to get it out for me. I asked him not to share with his younger brother who is 14!
He managed to eject it manually , but simply said, 'Mum, don't play these ones on here any more! " Red face!  | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 2:07:21 PM | ROFL! Y'all got some funny stuff!
Mine would be a time when I was on a first date with this guy my friend hooked me up with. We had spoken on the phone and few times, and I was really feelin' him. We went to eat and then just rode around talkin'. By this time, it was dark and I decided to fix my lipstick while we were ridin' (because it came off at dinner). I've done it a million times, so I didn't need light.. I just threw on my lip liner and then lipstick and rubbed my lips together. A little bit later we went down to the lake to listen to music. The guy turns on the light to get his CD thingy and when the light comes on he looks at me and jumps with the look of fear (he actually hit his head on his window he jumped so hard).. I was like WTF?!? And he says.. "your lips?!?" I looked in the mirror now with the light and I had taken this real dark green EYE liner and lined my lips with it! Then some was smeared in with the pink lipstick.. I looked completely stupid!! And was sooo embarassed! | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 2:17:12 PM | Those are all great, very funny, I have embarassing moments on a daily bases so this is mine for today...
It was laundry day and when I went down to the laundry room, I get in the elevator put my basket down and don't notice until the three guys leave on the first floor that my bra had fallen out and was on the floor, well that's not bad but on the way up bringing everything back up the same three guys get on the first floor and say "Oh all finished your laundry" with great big smiles on their faces. Was my face red... | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 3:17:55 PM | kitty I am laughing!
so nice to FINALLY read a post with lots of laughs on it! OP , excellent thread!
Years ago, yes, years..... I had this really good B.O.B , and it wasn't without a cord attached to a controller (not like the new versions, .... god i am old!) this was my very favorite toy! however........
it went missing............. i hunted, i searched, i looked absolutly everywhere possible and well guessed that B.O.B had hit the high road in quest for something better and moved out.
During the summer, while my sons were away visiting their dad, (they were 10 and 6) I decided to do an overhaul of the room and tear it apart. Imagine my suprise, when i discovered B.O.B , he hadn't left home in search of green pastures, he had a makeover, and was now the controller attached to a home made battery operated car.!!!
B.O.B'S manly part was never located , even amongst the mess ..... some things are better left unsaid ! My oldest son never asked what it was, nor did I ever ask ........ Where is the rest of this? (yes, the same kid that i referred to in the previous post, however he is 18 now!) | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 3:45:26 PM | This is a great thread! I have a couple too. One similar to calandars. About two years ago, I had some drunken phone fun with an online guy I was chatting with. I ended up coming out of my bedroom to smoke after, and fell asleep on the couch. The next morning, my boys woke me up with this :
MOM! What IS this thing!?!
Ohhhh crap. Give that to mommy!
But what IS it!?!?
Hush! Just give it to me!
But look what it DOES! (bzzzzz)
OMG please, PLEASE just give it to mom!
Now go wash your hands.
Another one, on a first date I ended up going out to a concert with my friend and her hubby and his single buddy. It wasn't really supposed to be a date, I just needed to get out of the house, and he needed a date for his bike, as my gf put it. lol So we go to this concert, all four of us get pretty loopy, and we end up in the pouring rain at this concert. Driving home, in the pouring rain, all of a sudden my helmet flew off. I think being that I was looped, I didn't pull the strap tight enough. I said HEY! STOP! Why he asks, MY HAT FELL OFF! lol But it didn't end there, we get home, and I ask if he would like to come in. So he does, and my phone is ringing. It's an old boyfriend who I had blown off for that night, and he was
P!SSED! So I get rid of him, while my new friend is standing there, and say ok now I have to change my shirt. So I shut my bedroom door, but I had forgotten it was broken. It would swing past the latch, and I couldn't get out unless I had a knife to jimmy it. So now I'm panicking. He is trying to get the door open, and I'm freaking out, getting claustrophobic at this point. Then as a joke he says, Ok, I'm going home. lol I was like NOOOOOO! He ended up kicking the door in, and we had mad sex. I ended up dating that one for a few months, he couldn't stay away after a first date like that. lol
Mine are not nearly as funny as Joys.....girl, that was hilarious! | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 4:32:56 PM | Hey All Nice to see one of these that make us laugh.
My most embarassing date has to be one that I had a few months ago.
I had met this man on a dating site, we chatted and talked for a few weeks and
decided that I would travel to meet him. There was a Country bar that I wanted to go to that was close to his home. As his neice was staying with him I felt safe to accept the invite to sleep on the couch. We met, went to dinner, and then he had a few friends stop by for an impromptu jam session. The jam session was great but I did notice he was consuming alot of beer . He invited his friends to go with us to the club, and I drove ( I was sober ). We went to the club and stayed for about 45 min, at which time he was blotto and tired. We went back to his place and he stated I was more than welcome to sleep with him, ( he had been a perfect gentleman so far), but he needed to inform me of a problem when he drank. He proceeded to tell me that when he drank as much as he had that he somettimes wet the bed. Needless to say I slept on the couch. When his neice woke him up to let her in he came out of his room and said laughing he may have to join me on the couch, YES he had wet the bed. I didn't know depends was something I needed to carry on dates. Anyone else have this problem  | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 7:04:52 PM | cplmar58.....
That's a bad deal. I have a friend (female) that has that problem. She's a great girl. I don't know what causes this problem, but I know it's really embarassing for her. She's found her match though and they've been happy for many years.
I dated her when we were younger and since this is an embarassing story thread, I'll give ya one about her. I know she was embarassed, but I was less than thrilled.
Living in the country as we did when I was a teen, we had all kinds of places to party. We selected a private park owned by the grandparents of a friend. There was maybe a dozen of us just hanging out having a good time. We decided for a change in drink that evening. Instead of the usual Coors Light, we decided we wanted to buy a few cases of Crazy Horse 40's.
There's an old trick that we used to enjoy pulling on unsuspecting drinkers called "tinking". Basically, you just take your own bottle, tap the top of someone elses bottle (while they're holding it) with the bottom of yours. You do tihs firmly and sharply, but not too hard. The beer will begin to explode from the bottle and, as youngsters, alcohol abuse was taboo, so you had to chug the rest of your beer or it would go to waste and/or get flat.
We were all drinking 40's of malt liquor, which was definitely more explosive when this little stunt was pulled. I walked up to this young lady that I was seeing at the time and very lightly tapped the top of her bottle. The words she said are still a punchline for her and I when we see eachother.....
"You can't tink a 40 f**ker!!!"
So, I walked back up and tinked her bottle, which was nearly full BTW. I still remember the look on her face as she watched this stuff start to spew from the top of the bottle. She did the proper thing and attempted to suck down that 40, but as small as she was, it was obvious she wasn't having a good time with it. A few explatives and belches later, she continued to have a good time and drink a little more.
She got tired and I wasn't ready to leave the party yet, so she crashed in my car. When I left, I knew she was drunk and wasn't going to be going home that night, so I took her to where we had met that evening and where she had left her car. I didn't have the heart to wake her, so I leaned my seat back and fell asleep in a parking lot until she woke up. The sun was up by then and I woke up to hear her giggling. When I opened my eyes, I noticed a very unflattering sight in my console.
SHE PUKED IN MY CAR!!!!!
She laughed and said she had to go. Got out of the car, into hers, and drove away.
I suppose it was my fault in a way, but she could have offered to clean it, or even help clean it. LOL.
She's still embarassed about this story today. Her face gets red and she laughs just like she did that morning.
Ahhh.....the memories.
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Posted: 11/12/2005 7:06:55 PM | Absolutely dying laughing here -- but funny how many are about farting!
My worst.. absolute most embarrassing one.. a few years back, I'd been chatting with a guy I knew online for close to a year - not on a dating site, on a game. He was coming up for a weekend for a nearby event, so I offered him a place to stay at my house. It was a given between us that we weren't a match, but that didn't rule out a little fun while he was in town. Well.. he walks in the door with his backpack, and my 4 year old son gives him a great big smile and asks him... "Are you going to be my new daddy?"
I almost /died/. Turns out my ex had been talking to the kid.. but I didn't know it at the time. As bad a beginning as that was, my friend just laughed, and we had a fun evening watching movies, tucked the kids into bed, had a fun evening of our own.. and I left him sleeping in my bed so the kids wouldn't wake up to find me in bed with a guy they'd just met. Well.. sometime in the middle of the night, the 4 year old climbed into Mommy's bed the way he did when he had nightmares sometimes.. and - my friend woke up in a wet bed. Which was bad enough, but he woke up in a wet bed with a 4 year old prying his eyes open by the lashes and asking if he was asleep.
And that STILL wasn't bad enough. Three days after my friend went home - assuring me all the while that it had been a FUN weekend - my son broke out in spots, and I got to get embarrassed all over again calling him to tell him he'd been exposed to chicken pox.. and wouldn't you know -- he got them.
Thank god that I used up my quota of embarrassing moments on ONE guy, though! I figure I'm safe for years after that one. | |
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Posted: 11/12/2005 7:26:57 PM | LMAO! LMFAO!!! These are great!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Okay I got another one for you...didn't happen to me...THANKFULLY....but to a very close friend of mine.
We were early twenties and were at a party after the bar. There was this guy she had her eye on for awhile that was there. They had talked and flirted a few times before, but never had gone past that. Well the power of alcohol brought the two together that evening....in a way neither Im sure will EVER forget!!
While at the party, the two decided to take a walk down the street to get away for abit. About a block from the party they came upon a house that had a fire escape at the side of the house that went up to the roof. Being loaded, they thought they'd go up there and hang out...so they could be alone and make out in peace for awhile.
Up on the roof they go....and making out, turned into getting naked...hehe....going at it like rabbits the pair were having some hot rooftop fun. Unknown to them, the friends of the guy she was with had decided to leave and noticed he was gone. Someone told them, they had seen him and my friend go down the street together. So the guys, three of them, hop in the car and start driving down the street, YELLING out his name!
As they approached the rooftop house, still yelling loudly and no doubt waking half the neighbourhood...the guy she is with hears them. He jumps up...buck naked and says "Im up here guys!!!! Be right down! " She was MORTIFIED...but quickly snatched up her clothes and hurriedly started putting them on.
The guys in the car...hehe...thought this was quite hilarious too...and thought it would be hilarious to go knock on the door of the house! So one of the guys, runs out of the car...up to the house...and POUNDS on the door! He then flies back into the car into fits of laughter. Our pair in the meantime, hearing the door pounding, scrambled off the roof as FAST as they could and jumped in the car! They all drove away and thought that was the end of that fiasco.
My friend calls me the next day...completely embarrassed and beside herself for what she did. I tried to console her, amongst my outbursts of laughter, picturing the whole thing....when she blurted out...."It gets worse".....practically peeing myself already, I say "How on earth could it get worse after that?" She proceeds to tell me that the next day, the guy called her that had had the party, as the the cops came to his house shortly after they left. So happens the rooftop they chose was on old war veterans house. He called the police....cause he thought the neighbourhood was being invaded by Nazi's!!!!! The bang on the door and the commotion on the roof, made the poor old guy think the Nazi's were coming to take him away!!!!
I laughed hysterically..think I even did pee myself....she didnt think it was so funny...but I was on the floor...literally....LMAO....CAN YOU IMAGINE??!!!!
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Posted: 11/15/2005 10:18:02 PM | This happened years ago, way back in the late 70's. At that point in time, life was grand, I had a new corvette, a beautiful himilayan cat, and a wonderful boyfriend in my life. Life was good. We were on the way to the cottage for the weekend, yes guys, my car equals the cat goes too, and we had stopped at the drug store because i wasnt on the pill and decided to try this new foam contraceptive stuff. It was a can the size of carpet cleaner that i bought, guess i hoped for a hot weekend! Anyway, never being known as someone who wants to wait, I am a tear into the package person.
He was driving , the big hairball cat was in the small backhatch and i undid my seatbelt, squiggled to the rear of the packed car and pulled out the new can of gunk. Immediately the lid popped off like the cork on a champagne bottle and this STUFF filled the complete backwindow of the car! , coated the hairball cat, and it was expanding like that insulating foam that you fill cracks with!
It looked like a scene from a bad horror movie! this enormous cloud of growing foam, coming into the front of this car and seemingly growing by the minute! My boyfriend started to flip out at me as the cat was screachy and clawing at this point!
Then, we heard sirens ! oh yes, what a time to get pulled over! Imagine, me trying to tell the cop the reason we were weaving all over the road, rear window was completely blocked and i wasnt wearing a seat belt was all because..........
we were trying to be careful! oh yaaaaa , a weekend to remember! | |
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Posted: 11/15/2005 10:35:01 PM | | ROFLMAO!!! Oh that is priceless!! I think Id shrivel up and try to hide under the seat of the car if that happened to me!!! | |
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