| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/19/2004 5:09:31 AM | I've been so lookng forward to the US millitary and corporations sorting out all of the problems of the middle east.
Everyone is England is so looking forward to being able to go on holiday to the Americanised Iraq, lay by the pools in the shimmering, nucleaised heat, lay our towels down on the rubble (once all the fragmented sculls and childrens organs have been hastily mopped up by people dressed like mikey mouse). I'm personally looking forward to being able to sit on a pavement cafe, reading Rolling Stone magazine, smuggly watching the few Iraqies left struggling by as I listen to the soothing sound of their oil being pumped underground towards the US.
Will these people never stop preventing the Americans working so hard to build the world another lovely, distractive, shiney theme park? | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/19/2004 5:44:27 PM | Its a d*mn good thing the U.S. military and Corporations are sorting out the problems of the middle east becuse nobody else seems to be doing it, and the racist suicidal,homicidal,mass murderers in the middle east who blame everyone else for their own problems are trying to accquire nukes.( Iran's extremely dangerous nutcase Ayatollahs). THe u.s. militaey and corporations did a fine job of bailing out the brits and fixing Europes problems in WW2 and they'll do it again in the middle east. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 9:31:06 AM |
THe u.s. militaey and corporations did a fine job of bailing out the brits and fixing Europes problems in WW2 and they'll do it again in the middle east.
that is very hilarious. It is well known in the UK that while our grandfathers were fighting with guns, bayonets and hand to hand combat; developing computers to crack codes and gain strategic information about the Nazis, a few over-indulged yanks holed up in britain trying to bribe hungry kids with chocolate to gain sexual favours, getting drunk and being a pain in the arrse for everyone. The french put much more effort into the war and sacrificied more than did the Americas. They are least actually fought and their resistence movement was priceless.
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 9:39:47 AM |
First DateFor a first date we could rent a hotel room ,get naked,have sex all day for days,call one or two of your girlfriends to join us ,order pizza and chocolate ice cream with bananas and coca cola and watch pornos and make occasional trips to the 24 hour sex store to buy supplies,clothing,equipment,apparatus and other stuff as required and discuss plans for our second date which could be either meet for coffees or a repeat of our first date.Thankyou,have a nice day and God bless.
Mike, I thought you might like the opportunity for all the lovely ladies reading your articulate posts just what a cool guy you are, so I thought I'd include some of your profile here. It seems as though you have just about the same mentality as those Yanks who came to hide in theUK while the Brits were fighting the Nazis. It might say something that you feel that this approach works in the US. It must work well as you didn't even have to offer to pay any one with gum or chocolate...unless you just pay later?
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 9:58:23 AM | LMAO, dtm, that was EVIL! But on the other hand: I do not feel such a sinner anymore after read the profile you are pointing at ;)
In fact this McDonald's thingie is one those what many are complaining about: the unhealthy life style tried to be spread all over... And not just concrete but also me-me-everything for me -mentality. Sometimes it looks like the rest of the world is just a huge market area.
A good example is the common worries about global warming... one country puts its own economy ahead of common benefit. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 10:56:23 AM | DMT Thanks for posting part of my profile. One of my buds is in london and I was thinking of popping over to join Maybe you could show the notice around to any cute babes you know for me?
You can delude yourself with whatever historical fantasies you want but just about everyone else on this planet knows the U-boats were within a few months of starving England into submission and the only thing that saved England was the Canadian and American Navies.That was only the first of many times the Brits asses were hauled out of the fire by others.Without the Americans you and everybody else on your oily little island would be speaking German right now.Have a nice day and God Bless. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 10:58:36 AM | dmt,
Are you trying to say that the US sacrifice during World War Two was any less than the British or French sacrifice? If so, you are horribly mistaken.
First off, no allied country was prepared for World War Two at the onset, hence the stunning early successes of the Nazi Blitzkrieg in Poland, France, and on the outset of Operation Barbarossa into Western Russian.
The Americans had no military to speak of in any sort of impressive numbers; we lacked in quantity and quality, far behind the Axis, as did the British, and the Russians (lacking in quality to be sure).
However, once it became obvious that war in Europe was unavoidable for the United States, we began ramping up our industries to produce much of what was needed both on the Eastern Front for the Soviet Union, and we sent rediculously large amounts of supplies in order to keep Britain in the game, both in the form of food aid for the civilian populace and in the form of military aid that proved vital during the Battle of Britain and later on in the North African campaign. Have you ever heard of Lend-Lease. Have we been repayed?
After December 7th, the United States was forced to fight a war on two fronts. It was not an option for the United States to simply leave Japan alone, as they threatened us in our own backyard as the Germans did to Britain in Europe.
You say your grandfathers were fighting with "guns, bayonets and hand to hand combat"....and the Americans weren't? After over 100,000 British soldiers were routed from their garrison in Singapore in the biggest mass surrender the British Army has EVER seen, and your army in France cowered from the beaches of Dunkirk, you have little room to brag of the accomplishments of your forefathers.
It is no myth that the Americans were given and did take the most heavily defended (exponentially more heavily defended) beaches at Normandy. It is no myth that the Americans did most of the fighting during the Battle of the Bulge and pushed back everything Germany had left. It is no myth that American heavy bombers bore the brunt of the casualties and risk in their DAYLIGHT raids of German industrial centers as the RAF decided it was better to use incendiary weapons against urban centers at night when accuracy wasn't good enough to hit anything smaller than a city. The French Resistance, although highly praised, and a worthwhile asset, does not make up for the fact that France rolled over like Germany's little b*tch when the world needed it to stand tall. France had a better (on paper at least) military than Germany, and despite this, were dominated in no less than 6 weeks after having the 6-month "phony war" to prepare for the onslaught to come. Hell, when Hitler's Panzers were taking care of business in Poland, france and Britain both missed an oppurtunity to bring the fight to the Germans and quite possibly end the war before it really got started. You try to call then men that encircled the Wehrmacht and crushed their Panzer Army in the Falaise Pocket...child molesters. Cute.
Meanwhile, these same Americans are assaulting the beaches of Tarawa, Guadalcanal, Okinawa, Iwo Jima, Layette, and generally causing mayhem for the Japanese in the Pacific. Where were your wonderful French and the proud "Royal Navy" when the Americans were handing the Japanese their asses at The Coral Sea, Midway, Rabul, and a host of other exotic locations. I'll tell you where the closest British garrisons were. They were being rescued by the Marines from Japanese prison camps.
Who sacrificed the more soldiers throughout WW2, the Americans sacrificed more than the British despite being in it for a shorter time....the Russians sacrificed many times more than everyone else. The Poles lost a higher percentage of their population than any country on Earth. The French certainly lost tens of thousands of soldiers and resistance fighters, however, nowhere near the number suffered by Americans or British. The French did however, with the help of their own Vichy government, not have too much of a problem deporting most of their Jewish population to Auschwitz, Bergen-Belson, Dachau, and the like. Some heroes.
Your pathetic whining and tendency to perpetuate rumors of obvious "disinformation" is quite cowardly. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 11:01:48 AM | | On a related note, my great great grandfather died shortly after the conclusion of WW1 from mustard gas inhilation, my great grandfather fled the beaches of Dunkirk and landed at one of the pussified British beaches in Normandy. My grandmother grew up during the Blitz in London. All obviously British. So, spare me. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 11:08:44 AM | And noe that i think of it, not only a lot of Brits but a lot of the rest of you Europeans are pathetic.The whole of Europe was prepared to sit on their fat cowardly asses afew years ago and watch in europes own backyard while the Serbs slaughtered every man,woman and child in Kosovo.
The U.S. yet again had to go and risk its own lives and treasure to fix a European mess the Europeans were too cowardly,weak and pathetic to fix for themselves.  Where in God's name do you pathetic Europeans find the gall to point a finger at anyone? Have anice day and god bless,mike. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 11:18:51 AM | Mike, just a small comment: Serbs and Albanians - both sides.
I am not that sure whether it is always good to interfere in civil wars... the hate is still there and not risolved by UN troops presence. (In fact this is a question: is it always needed to interfere? - Just thinking my own country and it was a good thing we were able to fight our civil war "in peace"). | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 11:23:39 AM | | So your solution would be what the rest of Europe awas ready to do?Sit on their cowardly pompous asses and watch while a few miles away the Serbs slaughtered every man woman and child in Kosovo? And I'm happy to hear I've made you feel less of sinner. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 11:32:52 AM | LOL Mike, Yes, I think I am a Saint compared to you ;)
Seriously, what I was pointing out is that it is not correct to talk only about Serbs and their crimes when the Albanians were doing exactly the same (I happen to know people from both sides.)
What I was wondering about interfering too much is this: in our case we were slaughtering one another here 1918, and it was d*mn good there were no "help" coming from outside since it was dealt by ourselves. In fact when the USSR attacted, the old enemies started to fight against together against a real threat. For decades the main task of our army was to get ready to say "no thanks" to the help possibly trying to come from the East. How about if here had been foreign troops... the chance to get their bases here would have been more than probable. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 11:36:05 AM | Mike says: "And half the women on This sight run ads with their tits hanging out all over the place so I thought i'd call yhe bluff"
Was this to me? Hmmm, check my profile and notice my age. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 11:40:03 AM | | Of course not you seem to be very nice Which is not tosay that I don't also thinkthat the women with theirtits hanging out all over the are also very nice. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 11:42:58 AM | | And you also look very sexy. maybe when I'm over in london showing DMT's girlfriends what areal man is I could pop over for a visit with you? | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 4:16:58 PM | BowValley Mike,
nice of you to turn my link in to a opprotunity for your sleasy pick-up techniques. Have you had much luck?
You know mate, you might have to adapt your approach a bit if you really do want to get lucky in the UK. 51% of those going to University are women, women are independent, gay people are confident and outgoing. People from ethnic minorities are also confident and educated and could crush your ideas in seconds. Also, the US has influenced British culture in the sense that we have gangs, crack, drive-bys, etc. I can easily imagine people objecting to your backward ideas and you not making it back home. | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 4:41:58 PM | | Me turn your link into a venu for my pick up linesAre you a completey braindead moron or what? Who was it that posted my excellent first date scenario on your link? Me or you? It was you who turned your link into a venue for my excellent pick up lines. Stop sniffing the glue.No wonder your understanding of history is a delusional wacked out fantasy.Have you made yourself useful and shown a printout of my first date scenario to any cute babes over there yet? And threatening me with violence, is that what pseudo intellectuals over there like you do when your wacked out delusions have been exposed as the lunatic gibberish they are? | |
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| Will there ever be a McDonalds in Iraq?
Posted: 12/20/2004 5:23:15 PM | Wow,
I'm so glad that you are here. You can make some of the other dim ones appear clever. Are you related to Larry or Watchman?
I have to tell you mate...I didn't really post a copy of your profile to help you out with the ladies...you are beyond help...sorry but you are. I posted it to draw attention to the shallowness of your mind and your sexual desparation. The reason I did that is because I was getting bored by reading your post and looking at your childish flashing banannas. I was hoping that taking the piss out of you might move you elsewhere, as it does Watchman. But, no luck.
On a serious note, I wasn't threatening you. I was merely pointing out that the UK is not quite like you might imagine from the movies. It isn't full fo silly simpering girls desparate to meet a man like you. My 85 year old grandmother could (and would probably want to) kick the sh*t out of you, as could most women in the UK. That isn't a threat, it's just reality. But, if you do come to the UK feel free to look me up. I would love to take you for a night out in Brixton and see you become enlightened, or take you to a dinner party so that you can entertain us. | |
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