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|What is your favorite quote, at the moment mine are|
"No person is your friend who would demand your silence or deny your right to grow."
"When you focus on the positive aspects of life, the negative will die a natural death."
Cree Elder, I'm sorry his name escapes me.
Posted: 11/24/2005 4:23:25 PM
|"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."|
Posted: 11/24/2005 4:32:41 PM
|"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy" -Red Green|
The only thing is, I am neither one.
Posted: 11/24/2005 4:39:02 PM
|The only thing different between a rut and a grave is the depth.|
Posted: 11/24/2005 4:43:41 PM
|Better to have someone think you an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.|
Posted: 11/24/2005 5:00:07 PM
|My 2 most fave quotes|
1)Skating Away on the Thin Ice of a New day,
2)The worst part about being self destructive, Is knowing your doing it
Posted: 11/24/2005 5:27:53 PM
|okay redhead_girl took my fav...so these would be the other 2 in my top 3|
inside every gray cloud is a silver linning...
:preety hard to remmeber to drain the swamp when your up to your ass in aligators"..
how many are we allowed to post?
shit I have like 100's...
Posted: 11/24/2005 5:40:31 PM
|oh frick I forgot one..|
You would phone a true friend from jail, but your best friend, would be sitting beside you saying "dude that was f*ckin awesome"....lol
Posted: 11/24/2005 8:07:20 PM
|F U C K 'em if they can't take a joke.|
Posted: 11/24/2005 8:13:18 PM
|Some people are like Slinkies, not much good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...|
Posted: 11/24/2005 8:25:27 PM
|But that slinkie doesn't do it on it's own......you have to push it don't you?|
Posted: 11/24/2005 8:26:29 PM
|*whistles innocently* |
Posted: 11/24/2005 8:31:32 PM
|You are SO busted! Halo my AZZ!|
Posted: 1/9/2006 1:35:23 PM
|Happiness is like a butterfly;|
the more you chase it.
the more it will elude you.
but if you turn your attention to other things.
it will come and sit softley on your shouldier...(thoreau)
Posted: 1/9/2006 3:19:26 PM
|The difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser is depth perception |
Posted: 1/9/2006 3:23:01 PM
|If you trip, you can get up unscathed. If you fall, you fall forever.|
Posted: 1/9/2006 3:56:32 PM
|Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net|
and he won't bother you for weeks.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Posted: 1/9/2006 3:58:00 PM
|save water.......shower with someone|
Posted: 1/9/2006 4:27:58 PM
|I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. |
Posted: 1/9/2006 4:32:44 PM
|It is difficult to live in the present,|
ridiculous to live in the future,
and impossible to live in the past.
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
Posted: 1/9/2006 4:36:22 PM
|When you are in love, life should not be measured by the moments of breath, but by the breath-taking moments.|
Posted: 1/9/2006 4:36:29 PM
|It's NOT gonna lick itself!!!!|
Posted: 1/9/2006 4:39:12 PM
|Love whispers so listen closely|
Posted: 1/9/2006 4:42:20 PM
|I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality. |
-- George W. Bush
Posted: 1/9/2006 4:48:41 PM
|"Heavy hangs the head that yesterday wore the crown."|
John Waters, I think.