| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 12/9/2005 5:10:15 PM | As a teen there was a huge amount of graffiti in our school washrooms. OK, I "might" have contributed to some. It was some of our first forms of poetical expression hehe.
Well there was one I did that I always remembered for some reason. Here it goes...
Sitting on the on the toilet reading the wall
Having a shit and having a ball
Then saw Mindy wrote I was a slut
I wiped my ass and kicked some butt
Anyone else remember or write any worth repeating? Or wanna make some up for future graffiti poets? | |
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Joined: 1/9/2005
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 12/9/2005 6:22:36 PM | There is a pub in downtown Ottawa, called "Irene's". In the bathroom, next to the urinal there's a partition. and a magic marker on a string. They paint it over when it gets full.
So, I'm reading down the list of one-liners, ....same old crap, ...I get to:
"If Elvis was so great, why'd they bury him in the backyard like a hamster?"
Underneath:
"'Cause he was too fat to flush down the toilet."
I was still laughing when I got back to my barstool.
I was traveling across Canada years ago by train. Stopping off in places where I knew people and staying over for the night, getting back on the next day's train. I got off the train in Winnipeg heading west and visited with my sister, getting back on the train the next day I used the can at the station. On one wall, nearly 10" across someone had used about 6 different colours of marker and probably about two hours to draw a huge "JESUS SAVES" in rainbow fashion. Not your typical bathroom graffiti, this was some effort .....
I had forgotten about it by the time I was on the Via Rail heading west.
On the way back east, a few weeks later, I left the train in Winnipeg, this time just to grab a bite to eat, and use the can before getting back on. I went into the bathroom again, there it was in all it's glory, my eyes were drawn to something new at the bottom, it was in black magic marker."AND GRETZKY PUTS IT IN ON THE REBOUND!!!!!!"
Those are two I'll never forget. | |
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Posted: 12/9/2005 6:30:12 PM | Ha ha. I remember an alternate version:
"Jesus saves. Moses invests." | |
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Posted: 12/9/2005 10:25:48 PM | OMG!!!...You Guys....  ......Thanks Bro....
Good thread Polly....
Hi Rory.............. | |
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Posted: 12/10/2005 7:57:58 AM | here's one I wrote about our School Principal, 29 years ago
Miss Calhoon
lives in a saloon
after every school day.
may she drive into a speeding train
while in her drunken stuper
and free all of us from the pain
she causes-in our asses! | |
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Posted: 12/11/2005 12:10:39 PM | This one in a university loo... I later found out it was written by Johnny Hart and published in one of his BC books:
When Hydrogen U played Oxygen Tech
The game had just begun
When Hydrogen racked up two fast points
And Oxygen still had none.
Then Oxygen scored a single goal
And thus it did remain,
At Hydrogen two, Oxygen one,
Called because of rain. | |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 8:26:43 AM | This is the story of Deadeye****
he's the one with the corkscrew **ck.
Spent his life on an endless hunt,
searching for a girl with a corkscrew **nt.
When he finally found her, he fell down dead,
when he discovered she had a left hand thread. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 10:37:21 AM | Men who write on bathroom walls, roll their sh*t in little balls
And those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of sh*t | |
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Posted: 12/21/2005 2:27:42 AM | | You want a different slant. As an educator i once sat in a conference that was looking for ways educators could measure changes in language, I.E. slang. It was suggested bathroom graffittii be recorded over a period. But then the "Just Say No" lady moved into white house and the whole thing was dropped Probably just as well. It was pretty silly. | |
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Posted: 12/21/2005 6:00:51 AM | Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
UofM men's bathroom social science building (translated from french) | |
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Posted: 12/21/2005 11:40:38 PM | Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinals the hands that pick them out may be making your next drink.
and then under it:
Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal it makes them hard to relight. | |
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 1/4/2006 9:28:35 PM | I grew-up in a smalltown.
My friends and I liked spray paint and we all had names and I was Steve.
The police once questioned me about it, too. | |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 9:40:38 AM | I remember a 2 part "Outhouse Poem"
The Bathroom Poet
By Hooflun Gpoo
The bathroom walls are clean once more
The janitors try in vain
But just like all the other times
The Bathroom Poet struck again
Part deux
The Bathroom Poet when he dies
Shall have erected in the skies
A statue of his cunning wit
A monument of solid S***
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:37:48 PM | What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand.
Don't bother standing on the seat
The crabs in here can jump three feet | |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 12:04:04 AM | In a woman's washroom.......
I hate this f'ing bathroom, it's dirty...it's gross...the perfect place.... to pick up the "dose".
So here I am...tryin' to "hover".....avoidin' the s'wass....of another. | |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 5:40:34 PM | Seen these some years back:
I went to the jon it cost me a dime,
Lucky for me, I made it in time.
I would have went sooner, had I know I was bloated,
For when I sat down, my a$$hole exploded!
I love em in frills, I love em in lace.
But I love em the best, when they sit on my face! | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 1:17:33 PM | | I once read "MARILYN H***** IS THE BIGGEST SLUT IN NANAIMO" I found a pen in my purse and corrected the spelling of my last name. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 8:42:27 PM | Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit and only farted.
Then one dai I took a chance tried to fart and shit my pants. | |
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Joined: 1/15/2006
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 1/18/2006 2:33:03 AM | lol these are so funny. i heard one almost identical to the one earlier by mani.
it was dont trust anything that bleeds once a month and never dies.
another one was pmt (possible man trouble).
i know they arn't great but they made me chuckle. | |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 1:01:37 AM | The students at this school are apathetic
but I dont care
CCx | |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 4:16:36 AM | Treasury around the toilet by I P Nickels
This thread inspired me to write this orignal one.
Standing here with friend in hand
I leave my mark upon this land
If I should miss and hit the floor
I'll quickly sneak out this bathroom door | |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:35:00 AM | my first one as i remember was just something not worth ritting!!
if you notice this notice
you notice this notice
is not worth noticing | |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 11:59:42 AM | If it smells like fish, it's a pretty good dish...........If it smells like cologne leave it alone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No matter how pretty, she is, or how sweet she seems, there's some son-of-a-**** out there that thinks she's a BEEP!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 12:55:57 PM | LOL
Here's mine:
Look left to see a good tennis joke
Look right to see a good tennis joke
Look left to see a good tennis joke
Look right to see a good tennis joke
Kept me entertained on the loo for hours! | |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 10:59:43 AM | A friend in weed is a friend indeed..
Peace, pot, micro-dot.
Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, truckin' and f*ckin' is all I crave.
Have a nice day...assh*le! | |
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