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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Questions to ponder....      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Author  Thread: Questions to ponder....  snickergrl28 Joined: 7/10/2005 Msg: 1 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 12/10/2005 9:13:31 AM If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?  Roberto13 Joined: 7/3/2005 Msg: 2 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 12/30/2005 3:00:39 PM Why does my iron have a setting for permanent press???  shades_of_stars Joined: 8/14/2005 Msg: 3 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 12/30/2005 8:03:09 PM Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?  sammysalt1 Joined: 12/17/2005 Msg: 4 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 12/30/2005 8:53:47 PM When you screw, you aren't really screwing something in.  mumof2 Joined: 12/5/2005 Msg: 5 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 12/30/2005 11:44:17 PM if a turtle has no shell is he homeless or naked?  banditjoe Joined: 9/22/2005 Msg: 6 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 12/30/2005 11:46:45 PM did adam and eve have bellybuttons?  goober077 Joined: 4/11/2005 Msg: 7 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 12/31/2005 7:11:59 AM If kissing each day will keep the dentist away what is an apple good for?  sammysalt1 Joined: 12/17/2005 Msg: 8 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 12/31/2005 7:42:58 AM To all the junkies that want high. Climb a tree.  Satisfiher Joined: 8/8/2005 Msg: 9 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/1/2006 4:34:57 AM Why call it sour cream if it aready sour.  Satisfiher Joined: 8/8/2005 Msg: 10 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/1/2006 5:11:47 AM Somehow that posting didn't turn out right Why is there an expiry date on a container of sour cream,if it already sour.  Ainsel Joined: 2/20/2005 Msg: 11 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/1/2006 11:32:06 AM Can you cry under water?  intoink Joined: 10/8/2005 Msg: 12 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/1/2006 11:37:55 AM Why stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors.  flamesoflove Joined: 12/19/2005 Msg: 13 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/1/2006 2:54:48 PM If life is a dream, then are dreams life?  Ainsel Joined: 2/20/2005 Msg: 14 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/1/2006 2:58:45 PM How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?  intoink Joined: 10/8/2005 Msg: 15 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/1/2006 9:10:04 PM Why there is an expiry date on rat poison.......after the expiry date, does it become delicious?  intoink Joined: 10/8/2005 Msg: 16 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/1/2006 9:11:14 PM Subject: Questions to ponder.... Message: did adam and eve have bellybuttons? Good One!  Miss49er Joined: 8/21/2005 Msg: 17 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/2/2006 3:10:23 AM Why do we drive on the Parkway and park in a Driveway?  snickergrl28 Joined: 7/10/2005 Msg: 18 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/2/2006 10:34:01 AM If life is a dream, then are dreams life? That's a interesting one.....hmmmmmmm....  Thudpucker Joined: 8/14/2005 Msg: 19 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/2/2006 1:31:09 PM Math Question: What is the square root of cauliflower?  flamesoflove Joined: 12/19/2005 Msg: 20 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/2/2006 5:30:29 PM If sometimes when you win - you loose, when you loose - you win, and when you win - you tie, then why bother to play?...  Runs With Squirrels Joined: 10/21/2005 Msg: 21 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/2/2006 6:02:33 PM If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? Do they put underwear on corpses?  searcher1957 Joined: 2/13/2005 Msg: 22 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/2/2006 9:36:09 PM Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?  searcher1957 Joined: 2/13/2005 Msg: 23 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/2/2006 9:37:03 PM Where does the white go when snow melts? To snickergrl... the answer to the toast and cat question... the result is the world's first anti-gravity device.  searcher1957 Joined: 2/13/2005 Msg: 24 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/2/2006 9:39:49 PM Are men with multiple personalities capable of multiple orgasms?  flamesoflove Joined: 12/19/2005 Msg: 25 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 1/3/2006 2:49:25 AM No, that's how you get multiple personalities. I agree. You think so? Sure. Page 1 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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