| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/13/2005 6:00:00 PM | Hi all, now i know we have all heard tose "pick up line jokes" but do thay actually happen? or is the joke the pick up line????????
Share the worst pick up lines you know have bin used, and what happened because of it???? | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/13/2005 8:37:36 PM | I don't know what the chick did but I seriously heard a guy use "Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my head all day!" couldn't believe I had just heard it.....too funny | |
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jeniva
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Joined: 11/11/2005
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/13/2005 10:30:28 PM | Ooohh, how about "did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?" My reply to this was, no but if you dont piss off jerk youre gunna get hurt! What an idiot! | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/14/2005 3:51:03 PM | Lets play army...I'll lay in the bush and you can blow the hell out of me!
What ya think it's gonna suck it's self?
Hey I may not be the hottest guy in the bar but I'm the only one talking to you now arn't I. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/14/2005 7:46:09 PM | I've heard: If I tell you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Your husband is a very lucky man. What? You're not married?
What's a nice gal like you doing in a place like this?
If you were my wife, I wouldn't leave you home alone like your husband does. (When I was first married.)
I'm very lonely. I haven't been with a woman in years. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/15/2005 12:26:26 AM | This is really funny, me and 4 other guys were having a friendly competition/dare. We'd each take turns picking the worse kind of pick up line and make the other guy use it. We went around the group a few times it was great fun.
Anyway, to the point. One of us had to use the line "WOW! You are shimmering we POWER" and make his eyebrows more on power to emphasise it... sooo hilarious, it actually worked.. hahahaaha
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/15/2005 11:33:22 AM | well...lol...i use one...and it is...
you have just restored my faith in love at first sight!!!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...lol
then for the gay crowd..(um..not me)
what is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
can i push in your stool? | |
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ceg74
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Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 11 | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/15/2005 12:39:41 PM | watch out for the curves!!!!
you must be tire? gal answers why?, because you had been around my mind all day.
what's your name? or is it true that angels have no name only pretty faces?
No ones perfect until you fall in love with them.
-Girl you've been bad, go to my room!
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dva05
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Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 19 | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/18/2005 2:06:12 PM | When I was 18, I fell for this line:
Excuse me. Miss Moulds. Your father introduced you to me, and I was wondering if you'd like to go out to a movie sometime.
Lame, but gentlemanly. I fell for it, and him. We were married for over 20 years. It wasn't really the line; his gorgeous brown eyes.  | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/18/2005 2:51:53 PM | I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt).... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Super drug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? no.......... Can I???
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them?
I lost my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/19/2005 12:10:22 AM | Hey how about a pizza and a F*ck?
When she says no way Reply; Oh I see you don't like pizza.
those pants are becoming on you....well If I was on you I'd be cumming too.
Nice shoes lets F*ck | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/19/2005 1:06:03 AM | Do you believe in Love at first sight or should I walk by again.
Hey I lost my phone number can I borrow yours.
Is $50 enough?
I got my own place.....Unless you consider moms basement part of the house...
Just remember Dead girls can't say no!
Is that a mirror in your pocket?-----------------------Cause I can really see myself in your pants.
Since I paid for the drink......... | |
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