| Best bumper sticker
Posted: 1/9/2006 6:45:57 PM | What is the funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Mine is:
"Happiness is seeing your mother-in-laws face on the back of a milk carton" | |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 8:35:37 PM | | “We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.” - Nick Faldo | |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 9:43:55 PM |  " Do NOT Beat Your Children~ They have guns today"~
" Love your Children today~ They will pick your Nursing Home tomorrow " | |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:47:13 PM | If you can read this you are too f'ing close
Nuke the whales | |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:08:31 AM | | I like the one that says, "I miss my EX but my aim is getting better"! | |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:05:57 PM | There are two that I like.
If this car were a horse, I would have to shoot it.
and
This car stops at all Tim Hortons ........... (for the Canadians) | |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 3:40:20 PM | Saw one once,
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
lol | |
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Joined: 11/11/2005
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| Best bumper sticker
Posted: 1/10/2006 5:13:00 PM | I've got this one on my car - BACK OFF! THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE UP MY A*SE IS MY G-STRING! One day I saw that someone had written this on someone elses filthy car - I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY! | |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:45:08 PM | | my all time fav............"I love to give homemade gifts.......which one of my kids would you like?" | |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:34:56 PM | The world watches the U.S.
While the U.S. watches T.V. | |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:43:54 PM | I saw two today that were great, they said...
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass"
"I didn't do anything wrong so why do I have to get married?" | |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 9:19:50 AM | Badd... the first one, that is a good one..lol.
I saw one many years ago: If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-EAT-S H I T | |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:00:12 AM | | Just saw this one today "COWGIRLS NEED MORE THAN JUST AN EIGHT SECOND RIDE" course my answer is some of us are just glad to get rode....lol | |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 12:33:54 PM | | a little weird but here it goes; I once had a space shuttle lisence tag, it read "KABOOM" - I know kinda morbid but some one had to do it. | |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 2:25:06 PM | Nice SUV. Is your penis still small?
(okay, I just made that up, but still) | |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 2:49:54 PM | Don't let your mind wander...It is much to little to be left out alone.
Practice abstinence. No Bush No****br>
Want a taste of religion? Lick your local clergy. | |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 3:34:49 PM | I saw this one in New Hampshire.
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN MY GUN
There was no way I was going to cut that guy off! | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 3:43:57 PM | • Dyslexics are teople poo.
• Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
• I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
• Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
• If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?
• Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
• People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
• So many cats, so few recipes.
• Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
• Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
• Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
• Do they ever shut up on your planet?
• West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
• (back of Bike) If you can read this, my wife fell off!
• I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 3:46:47 PM | RSwindol, I saw that one two,,,funny as sh_t!!
It said,
My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 4:06:53 PM | 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A
Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed . . . Blame Someone Else
And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The
Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To
Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To
Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The
Next Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!32. I Do Whatever My Rice
Krispies Tell Me To
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
34. It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
35. I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk
Somewhere
36. If You Can Read This, The **** Fell Off... [Seen On The
Back Of A Biker's Vest]
37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It
Wrong...
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen
Upside Down, On A Jeep]
40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also
Timed For 70mph.
41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
[Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman
Look Like Jabba The Hut?
43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A
Cold One.
44. Ax Me About Ebonics45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By
Mattel
46. Boldly Going Nowhere47. Cat: The Other White Meat
48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
49. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends
51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window
52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits
He Is Lost?
53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them
With Bullets.
54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In
Touch
55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
56. Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
57. What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
58. Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals | |
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