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 Vilmer

Joined: 12/27/2005
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"Morning Wood" question for the guys...
Posted: 1/11/2006 3:54:21 PM
Yeah...

This a happened to me this morning. I have morning wood and I'm sore because I wake up on my stomache and *ahem*. Anyways, I get morning wood all the time, usually goes away in a few minutes.

Well, not today. It persisted for four ****ing hours, I was so damn sore and it wouldn't go away, I took a cold shower and tried ignoring it. I wasn't thinking about women, or sex or any of that but it just stayed there. I was wondering if I did something in my sleep. Luckily it is gone now, it was actually beginning to hurt, and I was curious if any of the guys here have experienced this for that long a time (or longer)?

This was a first for me, and if anyone knows why it lasted so long, could you please tell me!?
 Ln

Joined: 11/17/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 1/11/2006 3:59:29 PM
Did you try and masturbate to releave the tension? If not, probably would be a good idea to see a physician. Course, I don't have first hand experience with your experience, I don't think 4 hours of an erection is normal. I've only heard of such stories with men who have taken viagra.
 i_are_nad

Joined: 1/8/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 1/11/2006 3:59:29 PM
those days are the best when your lady is around! thos are the days where you just call in sick from work and stay in bed all day, or couch, floor, futon, bean bag chair, whatever works!
 Heart Bandit

Joined: 5/3/2003
Msg: 4
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:01:23 PM
It may be nothing. But since it bothered you enough to post it I'd suggest you give your doctor a call. Only if just to stop from worrying. Perhaps the doctor might want to check your blood pressure.
 webwanderer

Joined: 7/9/2004
Msg: 5
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:01:52 PM
Ummm sounds like soemthing is wrong. If you had pooped a viarga or supplements that can have a similar effect that could be it. Might be insanely high blood pressure. I'd try the jerking off route and see how that worked, or call my doc!
 Vilmer

Joined: 12/27/2005
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:03:21 PM
Yes, after the four hours I "relieved" the tension myself (No lady to help, why do you think I'm on the site? lol). I dont take viagra and had no reason to be that stimulated. I'm still young and get erections all the time, but that was insane.


I don't have high blood pressure either, I'm the super laid back type that doesn't stress over anything.
 i_are_nad

Joined: 1/8/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:06:08 PM
sounds like you just needed to rub one out!
 hot4teacher

Joined: 6/15/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:09:10 PM
IT was just your lil friend's way of saying,"HEY, don't forget about me down here! I NEED SOME SEX!"
 Vilmer

Joined: 12/27/2005
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:09:11 PM
Maybe, but damn. I usually don't stay erect for more than a few minutes without any kind of stimulation and I avoided touching and thinking about anything sexual to try to get it to go away, my roommate was home at the time and since we live in a one bedroom apartment, the living room is my "room". I couldn't say "I'm gonna crank one out, stay outta here for a while.".


My little friend = The Captain


 joesch

Joined: 4/21/2003
Msg: 10
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:11:44 PM
I don't really know why,although i called Home Depot and i asked them if they carried morning wood.
 webwanderer

Joined: 7/9/2004
Msg: 11
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:12:36 PM
just being laid back doesn't mean you might not have high blood pressure, it can be caused by more than just stress. I'd say if it happens again call the doc. lol or find a lady friend to help!
 Riff-raff

Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:14:36 PM
I can honestly say that I've never had a stiffy that long without someone elses help. if it happens again, check the dr.
 Garofalo7

Joined: 9/14/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:15:14 PM
Believe it or not, Its good health, that's all it means, get used to it, it happens to us all, and if it doesn't, then, the guys that don't have this happen, you're the ones who should see your doc and get the little blue pill.
 Vilmer

Joined: 12/27/2005
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:16:50 PM
Being stiff to the point where it hurts and you wanna cut it off can't be good health.
 Garofalo7

Joined: 9/14/2005
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:22:27 PM
The pain that you felt was probably due to blood flow and you had to urinate...so, next time that happens...rub one out, and then take a HOT shower...Hot shower relaxes you...but believe it or not,

when you are limp, you think, ohh, it's relaxed...WRONG...when you are limp, that means that the muscle is actually flexed...and restricts the blood flow, and when it relaxes, blood rushes in, but when you take a HOT shower, and your body relaxes, it somehow makes the muscle tense up and restricts the blood flow. Sounds weird don’t it, but it works.

Now, if it happens and then you feel pain, and there is a discoloration, (IE, Blue, black, purple) then there is a problem...

But usually you just gotta rub one out then stand in a hot shower and take a piss.....

That's it....but if you are scared, go to the doc. but you might just leave with Rosie cheek syndrome.
 Vilmer

Joined: 12/27/2005
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:27:11 PM
There was no discoloration, it just hurt because it had been extremely hard for so long.

And yeah, I took a piss in the morning, like always, but that didn't help.

I somewhat understand what you're saying about the hot shower. Cold shower would constrict the blood vessels wouldn't it?
 joesch

Joined: 4/21/2003
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:30:52 PM
hmm pop in a porn and go to town lol.
 woozoo

Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:36:37 PM

It persisted for four ****ing hours


Congratulations.... you are a Horny 23 year old man... who doesn't get any. Time to visit Palm Olive and her 5 sisters [figure that out]
 Vilmer

Joined: 12/27/2005
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Morning Wood question for the guys...
Posted: 1/11/2006 4:44:41 PM
I'll take that advice seeing as you are an expert on that sort of thing.
 joesch

Joined: 4/21/2003
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:49:29 PM

I'll take that advice seeing as you are an expert on that sort of thing.



umm i think self stimulation is a part of life,everyone is a expert on the subject.
 Vilmer

Joined: 12/27/2005
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Posted: 1/11/2006 4:50:44 PM
Well, duh. I was just commenting on the rudeness of his post.

And his expertise in relieving himself.
 The One Who

Joined: 12/28/2005
Msg: 22
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Posted: 1/11/2006 7:28:54 PM
I get "morning woods" every morning. They typically go away when I get dressed or finish with a shower.

As for having it for 4 hours, i'd say lay off the viagra. You should see a doctor regarding your "wood" lasting that long, supposed to be health issues involved or some crap.
 nosoup4u

Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 23
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Posted: 1/11/2006 7:32:49 PM
Well for one thing, as far as the sleeping on the stomach thing goes, drill a hole in your bed,lol.

As far as the other problem goes, frankly, I dont believe you.
 Bendilin

Joined: 5/6/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 1/11/2006 7:37:08 PM
I honestly think the only way to sink the ship is push the crew overboard.

You want painful? This happened to me back when I was 12. Nothing more fun than tip toeing around your public school wearing too-small jeans and whitie tighties.

Yeah, I wear boxers now.
 Garofalo7

Joined: 9/14/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 1/11/2006 7:47:27 PM
^^^^

That's what it is....It's good health.
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