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 rayl

Joined: 7/25/2005
Msg: 1
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Man Tips on Living Easier
Posted: 1/12/2006 3:22:48 PM
Having seen the female beauty tips thread and realizing that
men are naturally beautiful, thus not needing beauty tips, I
feel that we can at least share some tips on making our
single life a little easier.

WASHING CLOTHES:
Jeans become more comfortable the more
you wear them so why bother washing them and making them uncomfortable.

Undearwear- no brown spots? They can be worn again!
Socks- Unless there are visible dirt spots they are
wearable- chances of a woman smelling them are
quite remote.
Bed Sheets- Unless you got lucky on them one night,
why bother. Too hard to fold anyway.

CLEANING: Women are big on cleaning everything when
people are coming to visit or having a party.
Probability is high that after they leave,
everything will just be dirty again. So clean after
party.

DISHES: Dishwashing detergent is actually what causes the
bad stomach problems when not rinsed properly.
So eliminate the first step and just rinse them
off and they are ready to go. Doesn't the coffee
taste much better the more you use the pot?
Remmber how bad the first pot tastes after
washing the pot? Point proven.

GROCERY SHOPPING:
Do you have little nephews or neices? Neighbor
children. Reading ability helps here. Stand with
your cart by the middle of the checkout and give
them each something to find. First one back gets
a point. Keep doing this & the one with the most points gets to choosethe restaurant or movie to see. Shopping done!

We can all live so much more easily with these fine points
and any others that you wish to contribute!!!!!
 OnTheBus

Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 2
Man Tips on Living Easier
Posted: 1/12/2006 3:49:46 PM
Brilliant. I am actually going to try that shopping one when my kids get a little older.
 Frrosty

Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 3
Man Tips on Living Easier
Posted: 1/12/2006 5:43:49 PM


Figures bus and I are all over this.




Bed Sheets- Unless you got lucky on them one night,
why bother.


I like to sleep in her remnants sometimes anyways. Heck; I MAY even roll in her sometimes.

(that bad?)

I wash my sheets if I had a sweaty night and know that my "tougher smells" may be on my sheets. (or if she is coming over), so that, ummm...I can get her fresher scents in there again...to..um...you know...

bask in again n stuff.

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That shopping thing is beautiful.
 sammysalt1

Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 4
Man Tips on Living Easier
Posted: 1/12/2006 5:54:12 PM
Sending small kids off on their own in a store? Sure make it easier for someone to grab them. Just one less right. Sorry boys. I had to shake my head at that one. I wanted to shake my finger, but you are allgrown up now. I think.
How do you all wash you toilet?
Plus the floor around it?
I know the answer will crack me up, because this is a fun thread.
 Frrosty

Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 5
Man Tips on Living Easier
Posted: 1/12/2006 5:55:40 PM
I presume he meant "send them to get stuff that is in the isle which you are standing in the middle of"

I actually read it again because the same thing crossed my mind too.
 Frrosty

Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 6
Man Tips on Living Easier
Posted: 1/12/2006 5:55:58 PM
sorry..duplicate post.
 sammysalt1

Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 7
Man Tips on Living Easier
Posted: 1/12/2006 6:05:28 PM
Yea, that would be o.k.
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