| there was a young man from scotland
Posted: 1/12/2006 7:10:35 PM | there was a young man from scotland
who didn't have feet but two hot hands
he couldn't write pretty or even half witty
but it's better than writing in short hand
he was strong and majestically built
and kept mighty big things up his kilt
his name was john warren and he kept in his sporran
his fags and a bottle of milk
haggis was his favourite dish
and he always ate plenty of fish
on this site he's amazed cause the women are shaved
and whistle when they take a piss
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