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Show ALL Forums  > Florida  > You might be a redneck if..................      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Author  Thread: You might be a redneck if..................  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 1 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 9:28:22 AM you have a set of fake balls hanging off your pick up truck keep it going!  vamptressm Joined: 10/28/2005 Msg: 2 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:06:52 AM your family tree resembles a telephone pole...... you are from KY and you think its "normal" to date only within your family...  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 3 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:09:53 AM You only wear one type of jeans and they are called "nuthuggers"  vamptressm Joined: 10/28/2005 Msg: 4 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:16:26 AM you go to introduce your family and your mom/sister/cousin/neice is the same person  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 5 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:23:55 AM You have stickers on you car or truck, or wear a t-shirt that reads:"Fear this!"  vamptressm Joined: 10/28/2005 Msg: 6 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:27:41 AM No, the shirt says, "Hukde ohn fohniks werkde fure mi"  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 7 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:29:43 AM You wear your cowboy hat while having sex  vamptressm Joined: 10/28/2005 Msg: 8 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:31:27 AM you have more cars that don't run sitting in your yard than you have that actually run  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 9 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:33:28 AM Raising hand........... I got two that don't run, but they're in the garage, I'm a "hightech-redneck"  vamptressm Joined: 10/28/2005 Msg: 10 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 11:57:12 AM LMFAO!!! Thats why I said it!! I read your profile and saw the 2 in the garage and thought it was funny.  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 11 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 12:01:07 PM the garage is mine!, that's why I haven't found a wife yet, she wanted half!!!!!!!!!!!  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 12 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/13/2006 12:10:58 PM ok lets get it started again. if you think 44 swampers are the standard replacement tire for everything........................  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 13 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/17/2006 9:54:02 AM if Fireworks are acceptable gifts on every holiday.  wayupforfun Joined: 8/26/2005 Msg: 14 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/17/2006 6:29:52 PM ...if you go to family reunions to meet girls....  Nada III Joined: 10/3/2005 Msg: 15 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/18/2006 2:29:58 PM You have homemade dog pens perminatly installed in your truck bed  phos Joined: 11/27/2005 Msg: 16 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/18/2006 6:35:27 PM You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. (I can't bowl worth a darn.)  Ruabucsfan Joined: 1/14/2004 Msg: 17 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/18/2006 7:20:56 PM If your car keys double as Q-tips.  Ruabucsfan Joined: 1/14/2004 Msg: 18 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/18/2006 7:23:50 PM If you take credit for your dog's farts.  Ruabucsfan Joined: 1/14/2004 Msg: 19 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/18/2006 7:26:35 PM If you take a fishing pole to the Aquarium.  phos Joined: 11/27/2005 Msg: 20 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/18/2006 7:40:14 PM You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.  ladydi8 Joined: 1/31/2005 Msg: 21 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/23/2006 6:57:42 AM wait a minute i thought they were....right up there with peanuts poured in a rc cola....hmmmm........ ......ya know how ta use a hoghead cheese drippin pan..... ....ya've ever raised a box of chicks in yer livin room under a light bulb..... ....yer mama makes ya eat garlic ta get rid of tha fleas.... ......ya ever took a bath in a lake cuz tha well run dry..... ....ya ever played inna mudpuddle with tha puppies an tha pigs.... .....ya kin call a gator an have it talk back to ya before ya take it home fer supper ....tha gamewarden knows yer family by name...even ifn he aint ever had a close look at none of yer family members....an he knows yer shoe sizes....  BIGUN_9 Joined: 1/26/2006 Msg: 22 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 1/26/2006 4:56:11 PM you can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence....  kindheartedgentleman Joined: 4/13/2006 Msg: 23 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/24/2006 5:40:07 AM your pet jelly fish has more teeth than you have .  kindheartedgentleman Joined: 4/13/2006 Msg: 24 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/24/2006 5:41:46 AM you wrote in Jeff foxworthys name for president  kindheartedgentleman Joined: 4/13/2006 Msg: 25 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/24/2006 9:17:10 AM you believe any all you can eat restaurant buffet style is great food, automatically. This is actually not a joke , living in florida you will never hear a redneck say the food is bad at a buffet style restaurant , heck they can baste turds and throw it on the buffet and these people still think its great . Page 1 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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