| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/14/2006 5:43:06 PM | I was having a discussion with a single mom today whilst our kids bopped around playland and the topic turned to the forbidden...
Basically, I was talking about wanting to have nasty sex with Loonette the Clown from Big Comfy Couch (Alyson Court) and she wanted to double team the Kratt Brothers (Zaboomafoo, Be The Creature).....
Anyone else have the hots for childrens tv show hosts?? Our are we the only 2 sickos? | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/14/2006 5:44:38 PM | | You are the only 2 sickos. | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/14/2006 5:44:51 PM | *gasps* Id do loonette ina second. Those damn clock exercises...shes so flexible *grinz*
Id be doing Joe, or Steve, or hell, both of them at the same time, they are brothers, after all, from blues clues.
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/14/2006 5:47:29 PM | | Its perfectly natural, dude. Take it from me I'm an expert. | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 4:15:02 AM | I'd quite happily take Zoe Salmon (from British TV's Children's program "Blue Peter") into a dungeon, strap her to a play bench and do WICKEDLY immoral things to her.
But that because she's cute, slender and sexy with long, blonde hair.
Oh - it's also because I'm a lecherous old git.
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 4:36:50 AM | omg i thought i was the only one.
bloody tree house network is on 24/7 here, i have two preschoolers 
i first noticed when the kratt bro's where looking pretty hot playing with all those animals and the puppet monkey, lol. [haha double team]
and than Joe came on blues clues, lol, and omg he is cute, had to google him, i know he is donovan patton. hehe mel we think alike, except i dont like the brother. reminds me of my ex. 
speaking of the ex, he has the bloody tree house network on when he has the kids, and he just recently told me he wants to do loonette from the comfy couch. lol,
yah we are all sickos with the young kids and lack of sleep.
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 4:55:34 AM |
Id do loonette ina second. Those damn clock exercises...shes so flexible
I DO remember watching loonette doing the clock exercises and thinking - there is something curiously erotic about this whole thing...  | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 5:36:51 AM | Thelma from Scooby Doo when she came out in the red outfit caused some stirring if you know what I mean! My daughters teacher would be horrified if she knew what I sometimes thought, hmmm maybe she wouldnt. Nah, better leave that one in the mind! | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 6:57:28 AM | I've wanted a piece of that sexy ass clown since i was like 10...I can tell she's got such nice titties hidden under that clown suit. | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 7:09:50 AM | There always was something about Big Bird .....
What an ass?
not to mention some of those cartoon characters.
couldn't keep my hands to myself when Daisy came on the screen.
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 7:41:14 AM | my son is older now so i don't get to watch kids shows now . but when he was younger i use to have to force him to watch "romper room" i had a major crush on fran pappert. sigh* i guess i'll just have to wait for the grand kids to come so i can check out the shows that you are all talking about .. mike** if you are reading this . don't rush the grandchildren.. i can wait a few years yet .lol | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:07:42 AM | I think when you take a second look at Pee Wee Herman its time to seek therapy.
Is it just me or does associating kids shows actors and sex just seem wrong. | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:18:27 AM | | There is a host on Y-TV here, named Sugar ... wouldnt even think twice about it, would tap that ass in a heart beat. | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:20:41 AM | nosoup4u*
i used to think the same as you . i probably still do . but i think if you are looking at the host as a person outside the kids show and looking at her as a human being with a life other than that show . it is all good .. and if you look at some of the shows on t.v . i think you will notice that the actors and hosts are pretty sexy and i think that they do that on purpose to get the adults to watch it with the kids and with that it boosts the rateings . sex sells . to bad it is asociated into kids shows . lots of hidden adult humour in the kids shows to keep the parents attention .lol | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:47:10 AM | See its when you start thinking about doing cartoon women that you begin to slide down in you lowest form.
"Good god all these japanese animated women look hot." | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:50:40 AM | Mr. Dress Up was soooo hot.
Sorry - I'm sure only the Canadians know who he was  | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:51:44 AM | Big bird baby just to feel that beak.  | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:57:19 AM | | You're all SICK! SICK I SAY!!! | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:59:08 AM | This topic is great :)
You KNOW your a freaking pervert when....
geesh.
I mean, like Becky said, i had a toddler and tree house is on pretty much 24/7, whether shes watching it or not. I knwo all the words to all the theme songs, i know the peoples names, daniel cook drives me insane, i love 4 square or whatever its called, those guys in the tights dancing around and singing are SO funny, Captain Hop? Hes great LOL
But seriously. You do knwo your a pervert when your sitting there watching tree house ( with, or without the kids, mind you) and your thinking up ways to do the hosts. I'd be strapping Joe down ona bed somewhere and spankking that bay - hell, we could even play "blues clues" to find out what he likes in bed
I googled loonette and i couldnt find a "real" picture of her.
Oral, I know that Sugar girl. She has the cutest voice. I think she used to be on a radio show too.
So....I guess what it boils down to, is that we are all strange.
But hey. When you have a dirty mind anyways, and your watching kids shows all the time...its bound to happen :)  | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 8:59:58 AM | | Then again I wouldn't mind one of the Kratt Brothers, not sure which one is that is hotter though. | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 9:05:14 AM | | Wow...I agree with you Nosoup...I mean our kids watch these shows...and trust these people...and then we have sickos thinking of these actors (bad ones I might add) as something sexual.....ewwwwww!!! Scary ....think they should watch porn or something? | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 9:10:23 AM |
think they should watch porn or something?
Instead of watching tree house? You mean.. with the kids in the room?
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 9:12:11 AM | | Hey we would be watching porn staring these people if we could eh! Just imagine it, Mr. Dress up and Sugar, featuring the Kratt Bro`s. Man, that would sell big time lol. They could even make a whole line of adult toys and adult dolls along this theme! A blow up doll of Snauffalupagus, forget the damn sheep! | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 9:13:19 AM | Oh come on it is all in fun, be a bit open minded here. And no not Snauffalupagus it is all about Big Bird.  | |
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| Taboo Love... Posted: 1/15/2006 9:17:09 AM | | Well they could do a whole line of them eh. With special features. Oscer would have that oh so sexy trash can ordour, snuffy would have a special trunk aparataus with new and improved super suction power, Bert and Ernie would come with a matching set of latex pants, ect. | |
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