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 VAMPLESTATWHEELS

Joined: 12/1/2005
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ron white
Posted: 1/16/2006 12:52:59 PM
are there any women out there that like the BLUE COLLAR comedy tour or Ron White? they are pretty funny and realistic in my book how about yours?
 sammysalt1

Joined: 12/17/2005
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ron white
Posted: 1/16/2006 7:24:17 PM
To many ron whites in the world. Went to school with one. First thing that came to my mind when I saw the topic.
We watch it, and some of it is funny, and some well its like grabing straws, hoping it was a non used one. Its funny when it is though. Atleast thats a funny thing to see.
 melissaa22

Joined: 1/11/2006
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Posted: 1/16/2006 10:51:17 PM
i love ron white

I had the right to remain silent but i didnt have the ability

i don't know how many of them it would take to whip my azz but i knew how many they were gonna use......

they threw me out because i refused to pay for the broken chair i refused to pay because they broke it on my thigh...lol hes great
 VAMPLESTATWHEELS

Joined: 12/1/2005
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Posted: 1/17/2006 12:16:51 AM
cool just wondering if i was the only one who watched his comedies??
 melissaa22

Joined: 1/11/2006
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ron white
Posted: 1/17/2006 10:18:10 AM
nah hes great...
 Welshgal

Joined: 12/1/2005
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ron white
Posted: 1/17/2006 1:47:21 PM
Love it when he gets drunk in "pub lic"
 melissaa22

Joined: 1/11/2006
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Posted: 1/17/2006 11:06:51 PM
me too..sir you are bein charged with drunk in pub-lic...i wasnt drunk in pub lic i was drunk in a bar they threw me in pub lic

they call me tater salad...lol
 VAMPLESTATWHEELS

Joined: 12/1/2005
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ron white
Posted: 1/17/2006 11:22:34 PM
ya'll are forgetting the ones about his dog not having any thumbs, and the one about him hitting the deer at 55 with the headlights on and the horn blowin
 ImaDancingQueen

Joined: 5/17/2006
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ron white
Posted: 7/20/2006 9:30:54 AM
LOVE them both. Man my husband and I laugh our asses off to them and especially Jeff Foxworthy damn he's got some good ones. We used to listen to his c.d.'s when we went camping late at night. It was so funny, my dad lost pepsi out his nose more times than we could count. LOL
 redhead363

Joined: 2/20/2006
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ron white
Posted: 7/20/2006 10:20:20 AM
I just love all those guys!!!
 mscanuck

Joined: 7/1/2006
Msg: 11
ron white
Posted: 7/20/2006 7:38:18 PM
you cant fix stupid!!!
 n8ive_mandy

Joined: 11/17/2005
Msg: 12
ron white
Posted: 7/21/2006 12:18:09 AM
Ya know how bulldogs have them huge jowels? I like to put M&M's and crap in there. He wakes up and *smack smack* "It's gonna be a good day tater" "ha. he calls me Tater"

LMAO.


Ya! I love ron white, I like Bill Engvall too... dorkfish!

-Corndog taters!

lol
 melissaa22

Joined: 1/11/2006
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Posted: 7/26/2006 10:20:03 PM
they are just hilarious.....I like it when ron white is talkin about new york bouncers how the goto svhool for bouncing...they watch roadhouse and fondel themselves..lmao...cracks me up everytime
 boloteee

Joined: 10/5/2008
Msg: 14
ron white
Posted: 3/3/2009 1:58:58 PM
The boyfriend loved the part about....

Stop research into viagra and cialis.

Start research into making semen taste like chocolate.

Gawwwwd.

 goodoleboy72

Joined: 12/9/2007
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ron white
Posted: 3/3/2009 7:05:53 PM
my wife is loooooooooooooooooaded

actually her parents are looooooooooooooooaded

and they hate my guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

and I'm just waitin for them to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


The first meal my wife cooked for me after we married was so horrible....I gave it to SLUGGO....he started licking his a$$....she asked "What's he doin'?" ....I said "Gettin' the taste out!"


Freakin hilarious ...... Thank god I can relate to all those guys especially LARRY



GOT R DID
 skoochie

Joined: 4/29/2008
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ron white
Posted: 3/3/2009 7:58:37 PM
They call me "Tater Salad"
 JoeS71

Joined: 9/11/2008
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ron white
Posted: 3/6/2009 7:18:51 AM
Two words: Squirel Man!
 UrsulaMajor

Joined: 6/21/2008
Msg: 18
ron white
Posted: 3/6/2009 7:52:43 PM
I'm not a big fan of redneck humor, like Larry the cable guy, but Ron White transcends them all. He's just that damned funny. Who else can make cigar smoking and whiskey drinking seem cool? Only George Burns, and he's been dead a long time now...
 LadySunDevil

Joined: 10/1/2005
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ron white
Posted: 3/7/2009 6:58:20 AM
He is simply hysterical.......
 wdfun

Joined: 1/26/2009
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ron white
Posted: 3/7/2009 8:41:08 AM
I like his comment about his wife not wanting to have sex when she is having her period. "You don't shut down Disneyland just because the roller coaster is broke."
 desi052

Joined: 7/1/2007
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I had the right to remain silent but i didnt have the ability
Posted: 3/7/2009 4:49:12 PM
best line of the whole show
 Sandralee46

Joined: 2/20/2009
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I had the right to remain silent but i didnt have the ability
Posted: 3/8/2009 8:04:55 PM
I love Ron White, he is one of the funniest men out there. Its not only the way he tells a story , its the look on his face, cracks me up. He's one of a kind!
 Mndlssphnxxx

Joined: 7/5/2008
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I had the right to remain silent but i didnt have the ability
Posted: 3/10/2009 12:33:10 AM
I love the Blue Collar Comedy tour!
One of the best shows out there, IMO.
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