| Anti Male Checkout Lines Posted: 1/16/2006 3:40:58 PM | I seem to always get in the checkout line behind a woman who has a cart full of food for her family of 16. She keeps taking things out of the cart, but it's like Jesus feeding the bread and fish to the poor. The cart seems to never empty.
Nobody to talk to, so I look at the free reading material that all stores have at the end. Well, I can read about Brittany whatever her name is. Some other blonde bimbos from Hollywood. Or there is Regis fighting with his co-star, or Martha telling of all the nice stuff she made in jail and all of the friendly women that she enjoyed there.
As I keep looking, it dawns on me that there is nothing of interest for any man. Do they think men do not shop, or maybe they think we are illiterate? They even have duplicate magazines in Spanish!!!!
I'm happy with that newspaper magazine that always has pictures of Bigfoot or a baby that has 3 heads and is the latest Damien. Anything but Peoples or other gossip junk. And women wonder why men hate to shop...
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| Anti Male Checkout Lines Posted: 1/16/2006 4:37:03 PM | | So should there be an express lane with strippers for cashiers and a kiosk full of hunting magazines? Nah, the lesbians would probably crowd that line up too. | |
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| Anti Male Checkout Lines Posted: 1/16/2006 4:42:25 PM | | I'm just glad that I'm not that lady who's shopping for the family of 16. | |
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