| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 10:17:21 AM | | Ok why is it woman complain about a man not putting the seat down? I always look to see if the seat is up or down...either way if I wanna take a leak...I put it up so I dont piss all over the seat...if I have sit down to pinch a loaf I make sure the seat is down so I dont fall in! why cant woman do half of that to ensure they dont fall in??? | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 10:55:53 AM | | thanks for the thought, it would be nice if that ever happened, lol | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 11:01:16 AM | ^^^ LMAO
My theory: If my girl complains about the seat (or any) within 6 hours of the last "kissy, kissy u-la-lah" than her orgasm was FAKE. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 11:18:33 AM | | in my experience girls mostly get upset because when they wake up late at night or early in the morning to have a "moment" they tend to just plop down based on habbits they created from years and years of it always being down. This in turn leaves them with their a** shoved down into the toilet half submerged and a wild scream. At this point you're a deadman and you have 2 choices: RUN LIKE HELL or TAKE A BEATING. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 11:33:20 AM | | Hey, if we can look to make sure it's up, they can look to make sure it's down . . . 'nuff said. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 11:50:59 AM | then if you could actually hit the bulls eye
we'd all live happily ever after... | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 11:51:50 AM | | notice not one woman actually answered this question properly yet??? hmmmmm makes me wonder... | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 12:04:33 PM | hey brat head....so you ever fall in ? wet butt in the middle
of the night...big fun rude awakening | |
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anchi
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Joined: 6/16/2004
Msg: 14 | |
| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 12:13:24 PM | there is a proper answer to this question?
figure this....if the seat is up your a** is wet, which i agree is a totally rude awakening at 3am
and if the seats down, you still get the wet a** treatment although now it's someone elses body fluids. eeeewwww.
maybe there could be an easy solve,if it's her house, seat down, and wipe it off, his house put the seat up, if we fall in our fault, if it's "our" house, there will have to be a discussion lol | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 12:14:04 PM | [why is it woman complain about a man not putting the seat down?]
Well I may not complain all that much and since I fell in the toilet one night while trying to not wake up the house, guess what, Ker splash, oooooo that was cold on my wee wittle butt and it felt like I had hit the bottom real hard...ouch...So Why do I complain, well, because my wee wittle self has to go quickly at times and has no time to grab the ole seat down! When it is dark, Where is the seat when you are half groggy, needless to say I woke up. Now as for the target practice guys, well, yes practice practice! OMG...I just remembered....okay this is confidential and I am not going into any details but.....
Where I work we have to keep a log on what happens throughout the night for the staff in the morning...any ways, one day I had someone come up to me and say, their room mate always left a mess in the bathroom and we are all tired of cleaning up after him, his targeting was way off and now how would we write this up in the log with the clients words without being rude about it? OMG...this was hilarious because I had to ask staff in the morning how would they word something like this without calling down any one...well...they laughed when I shared the whole story, so what else could I say, So and so needs aiming practice, roomies are mad and no longer desire his unaccurateness, please talk to him about it! OMG...and this client had a female counsellor...now really! Staff bugs me about that one! | |
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LadyO
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Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 16 | |
| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 12:57:36 PM | Do all women take flying butt leaps to the toilet?
I mean, I have to go really bad too and since there is a young guy living with us now he leaves it up constantly. It's not hard to look at the toilet is it?
Or, do you enter the bathroom backwards with your pants around your ankles and go from there. LOL...I dunno..it is kinda frustrating. But it's one of lifes little joys. :D
Besides, your butt needed the cold water anyways. Just like his head needs the smack you'll give him. LOL | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:00:57 PM | | To be honest, a woman would have to be "Not so bright" or "just lazy" to not notice the toilet seat being up. I always look at how the toilet seat is..if I have to take a dump, I take notice if the seat is up or down, if I see it up, I put it down. It's just common sense. ;-) | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:12:59 PM |
Do all women take flying butt leaps to the toilet?
HAHAHAHA!
Its like crossing the street - look before you walk. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:22:01 PM | | It is an automatic response to look first and sometimes it just does not happen this way...I know what you are all saying though...like I said I am not so perfect myself and at times I forget to look..oh well...another splash, another day! | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:27:59 PM | well, what if the top lid was down as well, and it's dark...do you start peeing all over the lid cover???  | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:28:52 PM | | LOL...yeah a good argument would be that I've rushed in to #2 at night and I've NEVER fallin in. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:31:31 PM | HAHAHA kr8z - TMI!
Maybe Im used to lifting my lid up so I know the seats down and ready for me - thats why I've never fallen in - then again I dont share my toilet with a male - havent done so in eons!!! Yesh Im proud to say I have my own toilet and MAN does my floor around the bowl stay clean! No splashback markings HAHAHAHA | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:31:31 PM | ewwwwwwwwww
now I know what happened to that
fuzzy pink lid cover...ewwwwwwwww | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:32:57 PM | yeah i will admit.....its hard to aim sometimes. Also if your man is havin trouble with it maybe he should trim his........ up. Post trimmed guys don't miss as often. I will NOT explain why.
yeah i'm bored at work | |
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mrcm37
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Joined: 10/11/2004
Msg: 25 | |
| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:32:59 PM | | Consider this...The seat AND the lid should be left down by BOTH sexes each time. Why??? It is esthetically correct and unbiased in reference to gender. | |
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