| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 1/18/2006 11:56:04 PM | I have two favourites that spring to mind:
The incomparable Basil Fawlty - "What did you expext to see from a Torquay Hotel bedroom window?.....The hanging gardens of Babylon perhaps....Herds of Wildebeest sweeping majestically......"
Or Joey from friends - "You don't own a TV? **Looks confused**, well what is your furniture pointed at?" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/20/2006 9:12:58 AM | I love that JOEY line, but his best line is "How you doin'?"
Man I love Joey. I love The whole Friends show, but him and Rachel are my fav.s.
The best song from Phoebe " Smelly cat, Smelly cat what are the feeding you? Smelly cat, Smelly cat it's not your fault."
I nearly died laughing the first time I heard her sing it.
Monica's best line, " HELLO" of course it's not the same without the attitude, but hey what do you expect.
Chandler's best line, " Could you be any more of a clean freak?"
and the best lines from Ross and Rachel
Rachel, " We are SOOOOO over!!!!!"
Ross, " agha agha FINE BY ME!!!!!!!"
OK I just realized I watch way too much Friends. But oh well comedy is the best. | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/20/2006 11:07:35 AM | i swear i thought turkeys could fly.
edit oh ya,, Dumb A$$, god there is way too many menories in that show | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/20/2006 11:57:07 AM | Not exactly a sitcom but what about Barts legendary "Well, ur damned if u do and ur damned if u don't"...how exact!!! I think the British Police could use that line in their motto  | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/20/2006 1:29:25 PM | | The One that always gets me laughiung is from one episode of the Simpsons.... Homer is sitting on the couch eating these pills he got from the new neighbour.... Marge comes in seeing Homer taking the pills and says "Homer, Don't take those pills!" And Homer just looks at her and says... "But Marge... you can never have enough.... Estrogen" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 12:35:42 AM | MY favorite Friends line was "blu! blah blua blaubeebla blue!" -Joey (that one where he thinks he can speak french) I almost died laughing!
-Mandy | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 7:21:46 AM | | Best line ever.... Norm on Cheers... Hows it going Norm?... "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 9:14:22 AM | | Who can forget Kramer...."Jerry, my boys are out there and I'm loving it!!!"...or "Sometimes it's enough already and you just wanna get some sleep!"......Gotta love the K Man!!! | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 9:19:43 AM | | has to be the young ones ,when mike tells rick his mom and dad are dead ,rick says with shock "both my parents are dead, the basards i was going to spend summer with them " and neil replys "you think thats bad" rick looks at neil and says " yes i do actualy whats it to you piss face " | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 9:21:16 AM | | has to be the young ones ,when mike tells rick his mom and dad are dead ,rick says with shock "both my parents are dead, the **stards i was going to spend summer with them " and neil replys "you think thats bad" rick looks at neil and says " yes i do actualy whats it to you piss face " | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 9:23:53 AM | "A severely retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than this." - Crow
"You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?" - Mike Nelson
"Knew your father I did." - Mr. B Natural
I could go on all day... | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 9:32:25 AM | From "Leave it to Beaver"
Ward, the father punished his son Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver. The next morning at breakfast, his wife said, "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 11:40:45 AM | Film, not sitcom but...
"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right." (Grosse Point Blank) | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 3:18:17 PM | Ok, another slightly off topic quote:
The Adams Family
Halloween is upon the family and they are getting ready to go trick or treating and everyone is dressed in costume except the young daughter:
"Mortisha" or whatever the mothers name is - "Are u not coming trick or treating?"
Daughter - "Of course I am."
"Mortisha" - "But where's ur costume?"
Daughter - "This is it! I'm going as a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else!!!" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/21/2006 5:23:26 PM | Actually, I think that's the other chick- the one who's dating cousin It....
At any rate, I still love the line from Gilmore Girls...
Finn: How's it goin', luv?
Logan: We're fine, Finn.
Finn: Logan, I haven't called you luv since that sultry night in Bimini. | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/23/2006 10:16:31 AM | Ward, the father punished his son Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver. The next morning at breakfast, his wife said, "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night
Oh man, that's GREAT!!!
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/23/2006 10:22:50 AM | My favorite is from a Seinfeld episode in which they are in the Hampton's, George has just gotten out of the pool and been caught with his pants down...shrinkage ya know...and he and Jerry ask Elaine if women know about shrinkage, and if she ever heard of it...
she says...."It shrinks?"
and the then the liine that made me laugh so hard I almost choked...
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things"
Me either!
Mike | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/23/2006 2:40:49 PM | I always found this Roseanne line to be hilarious:
Roseanne's mother: "Dan, you shouldn't sleep on your left. It's bad for the heart!"
Dan: "So's a rusty spike."
Oh and this MASH line (not exact, but it gets the point across) when the camp was held under sniper fire:
Hotlips: "What guarantee will you give the women of this unit for the violations of our bodies by the enemy, the possible multiple violations of our bodies?"
Hawkeye: "What sort of guarantee do you want?" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/24/2006 10:26:00 AM | On Roseanne when Dan is talking to DJ about masturbation (it's normal, everyone does it etc) and DJ asks Dan if he does it and Dan replies.....
"Well, that's the thing son ~ everybody does it, but nobody talks about it"........ | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/31/2006 6:34:39 PM |
"Well, that's the thing son ~ everybody does it, but nobody talks about it"........
"Put a book infront of it." | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/31/2006 8:42:47 PM |
From "Leave it to Beaver"
Ward, the father punished his son Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver. The next morning at breakfast, his wife said, "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." Seriously funny!
No wonder that women was so uptight.....who wants a 'little hard-on' anywhere near their beaver. | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 6/28/2007 11:03:54 AM | this is one of the funniest lines from M*A*S*H yet
Frank: We can't be lost.
Hawkeye: We are Frank. I've been lost before and this is exactly what it looks like.
heres another funny quote from M*A*S*H
Klinger: For today, after breakfast in the bunk, maybe you could wheel me over to the club and throw some darts.
Charles: What?
Klinger: Throw darts. Of course, a brainy guy like you might find that boring and I wouldn't dream of asking you to stay. So feel free to come back here, maybe inventory supplies, even barnish the floor.
Charles: Max, there is a fine line between good samaritan and abused totting. At the moment, I am teetering on the presivice.
Klinger: You are absolulely right. I'm a fair man. The floor can wait till tomorrow. | |
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