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 orion793

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 1
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 8:37:00 AM
To get to know her, should I, or shouldn't I bump carts?
 Bioscisweetie

Joined: 1/1/2006
Msg: 2
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 8:46:56 AM
Is that a mating ritual?
Haha, I'll be serious. Ummm, no I get freaked out when people bump into me with carts.
 Sniggy

Joined: 12/9/2005
Msg: 3
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 8:50:25 AM
Do you see her anywhere else? I wouldn't ram her cart. try asking her a question, Like "do you know where the popcorn is" lol
 smitten2meetu

Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 4
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 8:51:11 AM
Walk up and ask her questions on what she is buying. If you have a great sense of humour, ask if "she's available for dinner this week and would you help me buy our groceries."

Have fun with it, and smashing carts gets really messy.

 kmhstx

Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 5
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 8:55:01 AM
lol alls fair in love and war....just make sure its a gentle bump...not a smash. And only do it if you are not completely obvious....no one likes the feeling of being stalked!
 sterling68

Joined: 1/11/2006
Msg: 6
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In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 8:59:08 AM
if you are seriously wanting to meet someone it is better to just say hi then create an intervention.
 orion793

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 7
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:01:02 AM
if you are seriously wanting to meet someone it is better to just say hi then create an intervention.

Your the man!! Tell me what to do!! Need your Ideas!! *stirring the pot*
 Snoogles

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 8
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:09:03 AM
Why ... oh why... is it so hard for a man to use one of the basic functions.. and say hello... hi how are you .. maybe .. just maybe we will say hi back...how about that for a first step...

tip...if you manage ta get a date... don take her to a car derby first time out.. she may still be having nightmares about your "cart crash"
 LeeUh

Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 9
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In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:09:13 AM
Don't ram your shopping cart into hers. It's too childish. There is nothing that pisses me off more than when people do that.
 herekitty

Joined: 1/14/2006
Msg: 10
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:09:55 AM
well u can bump my cart but if u break my eggs ...ur buying them...lol
 orion793

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 11
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:11:31 AM
tip...if you manage ta get a date... don take her to a car derby first time out.. she may still be having nightmares about your "cart crash"

But Snoogles, I was told that it was a great way to break the ice. For the shy guy he need's a way to get her attention. What do you think?? *pot stirring*
 smitten2meetu

Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 12
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:13:36 AM
A long time ago I met a man in a grocery store when he dropped his coffee beans all over the floor. As he was sweeping the coffee beans into the bag, I walked up and asked "Do you serve the coffee to your friends you like and add dirt for additional flavour?"

When we both got to check out tills, we had one another phone numbers and dated for a few months, and in that time, never did drink his coffee...lol
 Snoogles

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 13
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:17:40 AM

But Snoogles, I was told that it was a great way to break the ice. For the shy guy he need's a way to get her attention. What do you think??


now that is one of the "pick-up" myths you guys like to talk about isnt it ... would it not be much sexier if you were so say ..."pull up beside her"... as her nicely to pass you something that is within her reach and not yours...and then ask her a question about it ... if she thinks say what she got for you is as good as the alternative...then its casual... if she thinks ur nice she will give you an indication.. in her response...

somehow that seems more attractive than the peverbial cart crash hmmmmm... can u handle that?
 Snoogles

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 14
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:19:10 AM
PS why do guys always feel the need ta "hit" someone to get thier attention.. it like kindergarden all over .. are u guys digressing that much?? just curious
 metrosexual

Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 15
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:19:14 AM
The problem is that as a single male, you wouldn't be pushing a cart. One of those hand baskets is all I ever use because I never buy enough at one time to justify a cart. Shopping carts are for people buying for whole families. If she is pushing a cart, she is most likely married with kids. Look for the women with hand baskets.

Honestly though, I don't think women appreciate being hit on in public. What could you possibly say that wouldn't have you looking like an idiot?
 orion793

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 16
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:20:34 AM
peverbial cart crash.

But what happens if she rejects the shy guy? I don't think it's right to make him have a complex about this mystical crash. It might be a wakeup call? What you think? Snoogle's please toot your buggle!!
 Snoogles

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 17
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:23:17 AM
k orion not ta be nasty .. but use another basic function and read lol.. I said no crash...
 Gallivanting1

Joined: 1/28/2005
Msg: 18
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:25:23 AM
Yell "Bumper Cars" really loud and then charge her cart. If she has a sense of humor she may charge you back. With a little luck, you will be sharing a chuckle over a few broken eggs.
 Snoogles

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 19
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:26:38 AM

If she is pushing a cart, she is most likely married with kids. Look for the women with hand baskets.


Totally wrong .... I am single ... when i shop I use a cart... when u add TP.. cat food .. laundry deterg. ...a basket gets pretty damn heavy ... u are missin out on all the hotties you looked at and though "damn married" she could be single ... find out .. a married woman would not be offended at the above approach I mentioned and if she is single she may respond!
 timeposter

Joined: 11/22/2005
Msg: 20
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:27:48 AM
I've never understood the whole "meeting people in a grocery store " thing anyways.
I've never had the desire to strike up a conversation in the frozen food section. As any earlier poster stated, it seems to much like stalking.
 Indigo Rose

Joined: 12/14/2005
Msg: 21
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:27:55 AM
I saw that cart thing on a rerun of Happy Days...you run your cart into this mean Italian woman you better watch YOUR EGGS
 leo_goddess

Joined: 1/5/2006
Msg: 22
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:28:55 AM
You should repeatedly run her down with your shopping cart. At some point she won't feel her legs anymore and then she can't run away. Then you can take her to meat department and have her weighed and packaged for purchase... then she'll be yours!
 orion793

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 23
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:29:52 AM
EGGS

Are they still good after 35?
 metrosexual

Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 24
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:32:41 AM
the only hotties I have seen pushing carts are MILFs with kids in tow. Otherwise I have not seen a hottie with a cart. I live in a suburban neighborhood. All the people around me are families. If you live downtown in a major metropolis, then things might be different. Up in Newmarket, all the good looking women are married soccer moms driving Lexus SUVs.
 orion793

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 25
In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 9:36:14 AM
the only hotties I have seen pushing carts are MILFs with kids in tow. Otherwise I have not seen a hottie with a cart. I live in a suburban neighborhood. All the people around me are families. If you live downtown in a major metropolis, then things might be different. Up in Newmarket, all the good looking women are married soccer moms driving Lexus SUVs.

What do you do with a MILF? *ALL WOMEN ARE INVITED FOR COMMENT*
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