| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 1/26/2006 2:23:30 PM | | What is the best and/or worst pick up line you have gotten on here? Like, you know, "your eyes sparkle like glazed jelly donuts in the sun...". or whatever. Could use a laugh, anyone want to share? | |
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Dxun
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Joined: 1/18/2006
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 1/26/2006 2:59:16 PM | I always use
"Excuse me mam, i seem to be lost and in need of directions, can you tell me the quickest way to your heart" | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 1/26/2006 3:48:51 PM | You've been drinking in the bar .. eyeing this cutie sitting alone ... So you go up to her and you open your mouth to say hi ... and BUURPP !!! I'm sure that would do it  | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 1/26/2006 7:48:24 PM | Are those mirrors in your pants? Because, I can see myself in them! lol
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
The word of the day is legs; lets go to my place and spread the word. | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 1/26/2006 9:22:40 PM | Some of my favorites (neither worked).
Your beauty is 1 over x, as x approaches 0 (positively).
If I were to ask you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? | |
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Posted: 1/26/2006 9:31:40 PM | Was your daddy a chicken farmer?
Cuz you sure know how to raise my c.ock!
I want to hit it like a caveman!!
^I didnt understand that last one for years after it was used on me. Now I know..lol. | |
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Posted: 1/26/2006 11:38:37 PM | Excuse me but my friend over there wants to know if you think im cute
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your bedrock | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 1/27/2006 5:11:02 AM | Was your daddy a chicken farmer?
Cuz you sure know how to raise my c.ock!
OMG!!! Thats priceless!!! I thought I had heard just about all the corny pick up lines, but that one is new to me, lol, Very Funny!! Loved it!!! | |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 9:18:01 AM | Here's one a friend told me:
would you sleep with me for a million bucks?
Hell, yeah
Would you sleep with me for ten bucks,
not on your life.
o.k., so we know what you are, we are just haggling over the price. | |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 9:44:38 AM | 1. Is your Dady a Photographer..Cause you are well developed ..:-)
2. Pic up Line,,,You know you have the nicest Smile I have ever Cum across
3. She was only a Fisherman's Daughter, But you should have seen her reel when she saw my Rod. | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 1/27/2006 2:28:06 PM | or of course, for your gorgeous next door neighbor...the ever popular...
"Pardon me, could I borrow a cup of penis?" | |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 3:14:09 PM | | Hahaha..I thought I heard every one in the book until the chicken farmer one too. But the guy made me laugh and I actually went out with him and we dated for a little...didnt work out...hmmm..I wonder why? lol...hahaha | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 1/27/2006 4:24:45 PM | Can't say I've ever used pick-up lines, but here's a few or the cruder ones I really got a kick out of.......
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel room across the street
You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/11/2006 9:47:55 AM | Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."
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Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
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Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
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Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
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Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
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Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
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Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do Not Enter."
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
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Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
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Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
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Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
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Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
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Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."
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Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
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Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/11/2006 10:15:37 AM | | someone calls you over by using one finger to motion to you then says “I just wanted to see if I could make you cum with one finger” | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/23/2006 3:45:49 PM | the best one that ever worked on me was:
I was standing in a bar talking to some friends when a guy bites me on the shoulder. I was wearing a halter top and he just did a little nip not enough to hurt then he said:
Sorry... I just had to see if you taste as good as you smell...
he got my phone number... | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/23/2006 7:02:13 PM | | worst one ever for me - and i've got it more than once -is "whos your Daddy?" What the hell is with that anyhow?? weird. I get remarks about my butt too - the worst one ever "nice trailer - ya wanna go camping?" OOOOOOO- Yes please Big Daddy.......lol. | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/23/2006 7:05:12 PM | | When I was young, stupid and reckless: Wanna f****? I'd usually get slapped but it worked occasionally. | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/23/2006 7:17:30 PM | | I frequently use "Come over to my place and listen to some music, and if you don't like the music you can get dressed and go home." | |
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