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 paulinuk
Joined: 12/6/2005
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many ladies on like to do erotic things with there ****s like ejecting fruit/ice cubes ping pong balls?and what foods do they like eaten from them ie strawberries and cream?.shooting cherries for an instance? in 1999 new years eve they had a woman shoot a ball on to a target which welcomed in the new year
 MellyBabez
Joined: 8/8/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 7:14:53 AM
That is.......strange to say the least lol
 beckylee
Joined: 12/22/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 7:16:20 AM
Are you drunk? Get some sleep -- or sheep -- sheez how bored are you? lmao.
 WorkingGirl
Joined: 1/31/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 7:17:32 AM
You've been posting some weird shit...

*shiver*
 paulinuk
Joined: 12/6/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 7:19:04 AM
you best then not look on alt.com you might be shocked,theres a lot worse things on there
 MellyBabez
Joined: 8/8/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 7:21:47 AM
oohh..i love it there...



 WorkingGirl
Joined: 1/31/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 7:21:55 AM
But I'm not ON alt.com.
 ab_qt
Joined: 11/9/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 8:45:53 AM
I was at a house party about a year or so ago and saw a chic crush a coke can in her p.ssy and OMG it was f.cked up!
 Atone74
Joined: 8/14/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:22:32 AM
^^^^^^ OUCH, I never knew that could be done
 ab_qt
Joined: 11/9/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:34:49 AM
Neither did I until I saw it and f.cked up is all I can say
 Munch
Joined: 11/30/2004
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:36:23 AM
WOW...if that is concidered to be erotic. I gues Jackass the Movie is concidered to be pornography. Could put a different twist on tossed salad.
 peoplefan
Joined: 11/17/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:49:56 AM
I was at a house party about a year or so ago and saw a chic crush a coke can in her p.ssy and OMG it was f.cked up!

Wow! This makes guys that crush cans on their foreheads look like wussies.
 Greenstar1
Joined: 6/14/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:09:31 AM
This thread reminds me of a woman I knew about 15 years ago, who was with friends at a party in a bar, and made a bet she could pee standing up and not spill outside the toilet...so that she could get a bit more drinking money.
Long story short, she got three takers, went to the bathroom, took off her shoe, stuck her foot in the toilet and peed down her leg, not spilling a drop.
I wasn't there, but I am sure it was no lie.
 Destryridesagain
Joined: 1/8/2006
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:15:07 AM

I was at a house party about a year or so ago and saw a chic crush a coke can in her p.ssy and OMG it was f.cked up!



Now thats what i call muscle control....PLEASE!!!! Send her my way!!!!
 boredcountryboy
Joined: 10/8/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:19:19 AM
dude she crushed a can... you think your little pecker will fair better if she clamps down!??
 Destryridesagain
Joined: 1/8/2006
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:27:58 AM
dude she crushed a can... you think your little pecker will fair better if she clamps down!??


It's called "Muscle control" Broke back boy!!! Something you've probably never expereinced... A gal with that kind of control can squeeze oh so tenderly,and squeeze it oh so tight at the perfect moment...

Do you think these muscle builders break everything they touch,just because they can bend a steele bar?...No,it just neans that they have the ability too.But i'm sure they can be gentle also...
 boredcountryboy
Joined: 10/8/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:33:03 AM
ok calm down.. it was a joke. breath. its ok.

and yeah i know all about muscle control.. notice the "IF she clamps down". shheeesh and your profile states what age?
 Destryridesagain
Joined: 1/8/2006
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:44:20 AM
Yep...You're right...My bad..You did say "if"....Sorry!!!! Imature statement,on my part...

Oh well nobody's perfect...lol...Now i'm embarased...lol
 sinnerman
Joined: 12/9/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:48:28 AM
What kinda parties are you guys going to? The kind that are showcased on shows like Sin Cities? Man...
 paulinuk
Joined: 12/6/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:55:33 AM
ooo its turned into recycling coke cans interesting
 patrickbeyond
Joined: 12/10/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 12:01:58 PM
To much porn for you.
 PrincessNaughty
Joined: 11/4/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 12:09:24 PM
Not my thing to say the least.
LOL did see this one picture on a friends boyfriends computer of a chick with a Big old fat zucchini shoved up in her.
People do some of the strangest things.
Working in a hospital I have heard of some bizarre things getting stuck in anal locations. You name it and I bet someone has tried it!!
 kissthegenius
Joined: 11/28/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2006 12:14:13 PM
I saw a porn once where a girl picked up a phone and called someone...2 seconds later her **** started ringing! She pulled a cell phone outta there!

Also saw one where a girl had one of the spongy Nerf footballs out, and she shot it out....

While all of this is intriguing....how loose do you have to be to fit a footbal up there *barf*
 paulinuk
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Posted: 1/29/2006 12:53:51 PM
naughty princess could you make us all laugh and tell us a few hospital stories/situations?
 Munch
Joined: 11/30/2004
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Posted: 1/29/2006 2:18:40 PM
Oh so long ago. 2 neighbourhood girls became hookers. They were actually very tough chicks. One night I was at a bar in Hull. They came in looking for tricks. They started making money by betting they could place a quart beer bottle on the seat and sit right down on it, flat. It was amazing, but I really wanted tightness after seeing that.
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