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Show ALL Forums  > Off Topic  > The things you'll never hear a man say:      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 9 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9  Author  Thread: The things you'll never hear a man say:  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 1 The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:09:57 PM Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 2 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:11:49 PM hand me that meat cleaver so i can cut my nuts off. (oops, just said it.)  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 3 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:13:10 PM Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 4 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:16:31 PM richard simmons is a studdly man(ok, that is something that should never be said!)  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 5 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:21:08 PM Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!  GoatSmell Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 6 view profile History Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:24:59 PM No, dear...of course I like shopping with you.  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 7 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:25:07 PM that janet reno is one sex dame!( blah, that one cost me some of my lunch)  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 8 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:27:05 PM Bird go check your mail  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 9 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:27:59 PM that's a good one, maddy.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 10 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:28:03 PM yeah he looks like he's got a bigger _ _ _ _ than me  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 11 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:28:45 PM i shaved my nuts everybody.  GoatSmell Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 12 view profile History Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:29:40 PM Damn! That Bea Arthur makes my motor run!  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 13 . Posted: 6/30/2004 9:30:55 PM turn back to oprah.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 14 Re: . Posted: 6/30/2004 9:31:47 PM i watched all my soaps today  GoatSmell Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 15 view profile History Re: . Posted: 6/30/2004 9:31:55 PM Does my ass jiggle when I tie up my bowling shoes?  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 16 Re: . Posted: 6/30/2004 9:32:38 PM lmao Goatsmell.....that was funny  twoshot Joined: 6/1/2004 Msg: 17 view profile History Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:32:44 PM So, I was looking over the my budget and I saw there was a little room for something extra. I saw this '69 442 for sale and it was a real deal, mint condition too. I was thinking about it, and when I got home I kinda thought, gee we remodeled the whole d@mn house, but we never got new window treatments. Yup, had to go with the window treatments.  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 18 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:33:50 PM that tyne daly is one hot mama!  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 19 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:33:53 PM sure honey, i'd love too have a threesome with another guy  GoatSmell Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 20 view profile History Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:34:35 PM Yeah, Twoshot!! Best. One. Yet. Honey, can I borrow your vibrator?  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 21 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:35:47 PM i don't like getting head  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 22 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:36:11 PM honey, i don't mind your pms.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 23 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:36:40 PM lol....that one was funny too  GoatSmell Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 24 view profile History Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:37:21 PM Well of course I pee in the shower. Actually I unzip to do that.  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 25 Re: The things you'll never hear a man say: Posted: 6/30/2004 9:38:16 PM i'll clean the toilet for you, sweetheart. Page 1 of 9 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

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