| Codewords: "....Knows How To Treat A Lady"
Posted: 2/4/2006 7:27:59 PM | I keep coming across the phrase "I want a man who knows how to treat a Lady"
It's cleary a code phrase, and I haven't a glimmer what it actually translates to.
Ladies... help me out here.  | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/4/2006 7:39:33 PM | the kind who opens doors, makes breakfasts in bed, sends flowers just because he cares and not because he's done something wrong that he feels the need to suck up for. the kind who dosn't mind running her a nice hot bath, lighting some candles in the bathroom and watching the kids for an hour so she can enjoy it without the pitter patter of little feet barging in asking her for a drink, etc. the kind that will make her heart throb again. the kind that will make her feel like she's the most important woman in his life next to his own mother. the kind who likes to spoil her and if he's lucky she can spoil in return. The one who is everything she never knew she always wanted.
and..in todays society...the kind i'm starting to think no longer exist! | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/4/2006 7:47:06 PM | hmmmm
ok...
I want a man who knows how to treat a lady...
translation..
get to know me.. wine and dine me.. pay my bills.. keep me in the manner to which I would like to become accostumed...
remember that fellas..  | |
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Avow
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Joined: 1/3/2006
Msg: 5 | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/4/2006 8:37:02 PM | just wanted to agree about the no hitting part. or any other forms of abuse for that matter.
but like i said before....the kind who is everything she never knew she always wanted. | |
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kymbie
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Joined: 1/22/2006
Msg: 11 | |
| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/4/2006 8:40:03 PM | | hey bad boy....read my first posting and you might have better luck finding and keeping a "lady" however...if you can do the hundred pushups in a shotglass with your tongue thing....well..that would just earn extra brownie points....just dont do it until after her bath and a nice massage. | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/4/2006 9:35:08 PM | | Ladies need to be treated with several chemicals on a regular basis for a variety of reasons, most of them preventative. It involves mixing chemicals and using a pressurized sprayer unit. In the south, ladies need to be treated against infestation by termites, for example. Typical applications are for: rust, wrinkles, age spots, moss, gingivitis, and osteopromilitus. | |
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kmhstx
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Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 14 | |
| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/5/2006 6:22:50 AM | all I know is that I haven't found a man that knows how to treat me yet lol.....
Don't ask me for a bj on the second date....don't pressure me for sex....don't ask for money lol
It would be nice to be wined and dinned instead of just wined lol.
It would be nice to be held, and to feel charished and special.
It would be nice to be put first once...just once..and if I like it maybe more than once.
And yes to be treated as you would like to be treated..I completely agree that this goes both ways. | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/5/2006 7:25:20 AM | I have been trying to figure that one out too. I have dated women that I have been smitt'en with and done all those romantic things, send flowers, cook a candle light dinner, open doors etc.etc.. Only to get dumped because I'm too nice of a guy or they decide to go back to thier abusive ex. And then there are the ones that I don't treat that well and they stick to me like glue. I'm just so confused Can someone please explain this??? | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/5/2006 8:00:05 AM | WOMEN'S ADS:
40-ish...................... 49
Adventurer.................. Will sleep with your friends
Athletic.................... No chest
Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.................... slept with her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated
Feminist.................... Ballbuster
Free spirit................. Junkie
Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................... Will get you arrested for possesion
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded................. Desperate
Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk
Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional................ Certified ****
Reubenesque................. overweight
Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light
Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors
doeuvres tray
Voluptuous.................. disproportionate figure
Weight proportion w/ height... 5 feet tall, five feet in diameter
Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker
Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart.............. Childish
MEN'S ADS:
40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic.............. Watches a lot of sports on TV
Average looking....... Uninteresting appearance
Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit........... will make passes at your sister
Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves sex
Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.......... Arrogant
Very good looking..... Dumb as a board
Honest................ Pathological Liar
Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle....... Insecure
Mature................ Older than your father
Open-minded........... Wants threesome with you and your roommate
Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce beer curls
Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive........ Gay
Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/5/2006 8:11:37 AM | | i agree with kerrymh i don't say that in my profile,, but i expect to be treated with respect,,thats probably why i never get too many messages hahahahah,, there is nothing i hate more than ,,answering a message and getting back one sentense!!!!!!! if you cant write more than one stupid little sentense,, than i take it that u must be great in the conversation catagory,,,,,,,so what do i do? (delete) know how to treat a Lady,, well it really depends on the lady ,, | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/5/2006 9:08:54 AM | LOL Krrymh!!!!
I think u meant it would be nice to be wined and dined instead of WHINED!!!!! Blah blah blah!
Those are the worst dates! Whelp not the worst but the kind ur really glad to be home and alone again!
When a man tells me he KNOWS how to treat a lady........It does make a lil red flag go up!
I'd rather be SHOWN then told!!!!
LOL @ WES.... Thank You Thank you now I can figure out what's wrong with me!!! LOL | |
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kmhstx
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Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 19 | |
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| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/5/2006 12:34:36 PM | All too often *NOT ALWAYS, just too often* what it means is this:
I expect you to wine and dine me at (expensive) restaurants, take me (expensive) places, and buy me (expensive) trinkets -- then when I get tired of you, I'll find someone else who'll do the same.
Example: the gal on here who loves her husband "...when he buys me a Jaguar..." *sigh* | |
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kymbie
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Joined: 1/22/2006
Msg: 22 | |
| Codewords: ....Knows How To Treat A Lady
Posted: 2/5/2006 6:23:53 PM | | lol...yes a dying breed they definatly are...and as for the guy who thinks we want to be lavished with everything "expensive"..he must be one of those cheap bast**ds who are too damn cheap to pay the bill to heat our bath wather which isn't going to cost him a dime to run for us. | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 6:49:06 PM | | pen name……guess that’s why I keep hearing all those stories about southern men dating their barnyard animals…with comments like that makes me think that there is some truth to those rumors. | |
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