| Good Opening Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 9:48:54 AM | I've seen many threads about pathetic opening lines guys have used and I must admit some of them are pretty unbelievable.
How about what makes up a good one? What are some of the better ones you've seen.
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doggg
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Joined: 1/27/2006
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| Good Opening Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 9:52:26 AM | I'm thinking an "original" based upon the person which it is aimed towards would work best. But that's just my opinion.  | |
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| Good Opening Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 9:53:04 AM | Ok this is one that I got from an opening line for an IM.
"Hi"
Enter
"Your Purty"
Enter
"Can I cum on your face?"
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Posted: 2/5/2006 9:53:49 AM | ^^^ Dont do anything like that, that is not a "Good One" | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 10:19:00 AM | For each woman is different. Usually I'm rather neutral... letting them know that I thought at least I'd be kind enough to get her attention and make her feel more than welcome to join me and my friends anytime. I'd like to say more in which makes it usually work outs for them and I... but common sense says it best and a gentleman is not suppose share such a secret with strangers. Most of the times I get approached while I'm dancing which doesn't mean that it's because they're hitting on me... I'm quite sure that most of them just enjoy my exuberance even if they're dancing right up on me. I've been told that many of the girls are checking me out... but I don't think it's just because the way I groove because even some of the men will ask if I can teach them how I do what I do. Yet what's odd on top of that, I don't see that I am... but I just accept it because of the responses I get.
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Posted: 2/5/2006 10:19:15 AM | @ Dark Secrets
I thought that was one of my better ones .... I guess it's back to the drawing board for me.
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Posted: 2/5/2006 10:21:15 AM | Well I didn't tell you what my answer was.
But generally I would suggest a less aggressive approach
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Posted: 2/5/2006 10:24:07 AM | I just received this in my email today.. I thought it was kinda cute and made me laugh...
Hi there,
Hope all is well.
I told my mom that you are my girl friend so we have to meet soon
Just Kidding, ;o)
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Posted: 2/5/2006 10:24:36 AM | @ DS..........is that why you never responded.....cuz I spelt "come" wrong???????
JUST JOKING!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 10:41:18 AM | @ High and Inside
So that one is no good either ... man these are tough. It was less aggresive and everything.
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| Good Opening Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 10:47:40 AM |
Ok this is one that I got from an opening line for an IM.
"Hi"
Enter
"Your Purty"
Enter
"Can I cum on your face?"
Happy face
Hi, your pretty, you put a smile on my face! 
Now would that be ok? Its only a few words off! | |
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| Good Opening Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 11:02:06 AM | Ok...will only tell you a couple that I don't like...lol
1."Hi, you rock-you burnin' up my monitor" ok dude...put it out before the house burns down with it..like wtf??
2."Do you have a cam? Cause I want you to watch me while I pull one off"...oooooooh...nooooooooo..yuk!!!
and now ..drum roll please...
3. "I like to F$ck!!" kk...this is sooooo not funny..as the person said it was just a joke!! And yeah I do have a sense of humor!!
Hey maybe number one and two should hook up...would put out the flames wouldn't it??..lmao
never thought about that one before...toooo funny!!...ROFLMFAO...
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Posted: 2/5/2006 11:02:25 AM | but kendo, it should be "you're pretty"
Though I think that might still be better recieved after you'd already chatted with the woman a bit.
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Posted: 2/5/2006 11:03:55 AM | | kamaris_kiss: LMAO.... I got that same message from him... I wonder who else got it.. | |
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mcm
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Joined: 11/25/2005
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| Good Opening Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 11:10:12 AM | ahhh my personal favourite......"you are cute can I pet you"
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| Good Opening Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 11:11:00 AM | Seriously though ladies, how about a ...
1. 'How are you?'
2. Followed with a compliment
3. Some general questions tailored towards the individual (assuming there is enough information on the profile to ask about)
4. Ending with a 'Hope to hear from you' or 'Let me know if you'd like to chat'.
5. Finally leave name at the end
Leave out the bits about 'pulling one off' or 'burning out monitors' - those were funny, especially that the guy just copy-and-pastes them.
@mcm - you must admit, the pooch does look pretty cute.
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Posted: 2/5/2006 11:19:57 AM | Well, I have a favorite...
Wow, you are so pretty that I forgot my pick-up line. 
It made me laugh so hard that I actually responded and we have become pretty good friends. | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 11:24:07 AM | My favorite line is
"Yo Baby,(kiss kiss) didn't we go to different schools together?" | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 11:39:33 AM |
My favorite line is
"Yo Baby,(kiss kiss) didn't we go to different schools together?"
Now THAT is also very funny!!! | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 7:29:19 PM | | I got one today...subject line was "pof moderator...your account will be deleted" Of course i HAD to read it....and when i did he thought it was a clever way to get me to read the rest of his mail....it did catch my attention! | |
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Arynn
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Joined: 7/26/2005
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| Good Opening Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 8:47:04 PM | "My wife and I think you're pretty." Ummm... thanks. I think.  LOL
Now if my profile said I was looking for "other", I could see that kind of opener!
In RL I actually heard someone say to a friend "I forgot my phone number can I have yours?" Where do you guys get these? | |
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