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|shopping during lunch time today at the mall, i came across a young guy wearing a T-shirt with the saying.|
Licker up front, poker in da rear
i nearly dropped dead..
what are somes of the best you seen?
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:11:25 PM
|my favorite was the one that whotookmyname wore to the mississauga party:|
Does this t-shirt make my d1ck look fat?
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:16:15 PM
|The best one I've seen: |
"I'm a bomb technition ... if you see me running, you'd better follow"
And the ones I liked enough to spend my money on, lol:
"Lord, I pray for the patience to understand my man, and the courage to accept him, because if I pray for strength I'll beat the s*** out of him"
"I did NOT escape .. they gave me a day pass"
"I am not opinionated, I just happen to know everything"
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:19:57 PM
|These shirts are made BY big guys FOR big guys.... some of them are pretty damn funny.|
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:21:15 PM
|okay here's another..|
on the back of a biker t-shirt
If you can read this, the B I T C H fell off
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:31:24 PM
|I like the one "I believe everyone is entitled to MY opinion…"|
My daughter wants one that says
“If you think that I am a Drama Queen – You should meet my mom!”
(very appropriate for both of us)
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:33:06 PM
|150,000 Battered woman, and Im still eating mine plain.|
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:37:38 PM
|On a camoflage sweatshirt: "You can't see me"|
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:50:18 PM
|my age in dog years..............I'd be dead!!!!!!!|
Posted: 2/6/2006 8:55:18 PM
|1st t-shirt = Foreplay: The loving before the shoving|
2nd t-shirt = Foreplay: The lingering and the fingering
3rd t-shirt = Careful, It's not leashed.
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:18:14 PM
|I like shirts that provoke emotion|
Mixed Martial Arts....When punching them in the face just isn't enough
Don't let your mind wander...Its far too small and fragile to be out alone
The last thing i want to do is hurt you....but it's still on the list
AND MAY ALL TIME FAVORITE
Front: Your sister is a great kisser
Back: But yer mom is better in bed
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:19:12 PM
|FCK..The only thing missing is U. |
I don't speak Idiot....so please speak SLOWLY!
Syllies Timmies Shirt........But can't remember what it said.....something like
Gimme My Timmies, and No-body gets Hurt!
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:20:58 PM
|ha ...I have a few shirts with these types of sayings on them |
i own these ones :
Anti-social...that means go away
Does this T-shirt make my penis look fat
Your momma must have been smoking crack , drinking whiskey and eating paste to have a child as ugly as you
your trailer park called...there trash is missing
seen these ones :
she broke my heart...so I broke her jaw
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:25:16 PM
|I used to have a bubble gum T-shirt. The back said: Just blow me.|
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:36:24 PM
|Just a few I've come across.....|
Save the trees. Eat a beaver.
A penny for your thoughts. A dollar if you flash me!
It's only funny until someone falls...then it's hilarious
If you go around acting like an a$$hole, sooner or later, you will be covered in crap!
I'm looking for a juicy sin to commit.
Service With A Smile. (because I messed with your order)
Don't get your hopes up, you little scurvy butt-monkey.
Don't Want Me, Yet? Have Another Drink.
Want more sex? Become a priest.
Naughty Boy. Go To My Room.
I just wish my penis was as big as my turds.
So yeah, those are the most memorable ones I've seen!!!! ha!
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:40:10 PM
|@ True North OMG those shirts are tooooooooooo funny! This of course coming from a bigger gal ;) The best one is "Even bigger"... with a hand pointing downwards. Ha!|
One I saw recently: "Have you met Mike Hawk?" (say it out loud...) Also, "I love Mike Hunt"
"Too f...ck to drunk"
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"
"G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF... Would you like to buy a vowel?"
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:42:50 PM
|Jesus is coming, hide the porn!|
I dress myself!
Just say no to kryptonite!
The only bush i trust is between my girl freinds legs!
Birth is pleasent, Death is peacefull its the transition that sucks
20 bucks and this shirt stays on
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:43:10 PM
|hahahahaha saw that one many times....one my brother used to where |
"Hey dude...your girlfriend is leaving without you"
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:44:17 PM
|Worst on I have seen was on a guy...."I might not go down in history ....but I'll go down on your little sister"|
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:44:19 PM
|my favorite shirt that I own has the recycling symbol on it..but if you look closely it says...I recycle cute boys...recruit, reuse, reject. |
ok ...it's cute when you see it lol
Posted: 2/6/2006 9:47:52 PM
|my newest one says...." I have multiple personalities so I can date you and your friends"|
Posted: 2/7/2006 12:25:52 AM
|Ive seen so many saying on shirts |
If it smells like fish Eat it
my other ride is your mom
no muff to tuff we dive at five
have you ever stopped to think and forget to start again
Posted: 2/7/2006 3:25:02 AM
|Ok I havent seen this one but I want it.|
on the front
Single and Looking
on the back
Are you interested??