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ZeXy
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Joined: 7/31/2005
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 3:05:57 AM | NoOoOoOoOo..!
I'm melting, MELTING! aHhHhHhH..!
*Sigh*
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 3:06:10 AM | Valentine's Day Poems
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto.
In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 6:57:33 AM | ^^^Made me laugh, thanks. But, I wished for something a little more deep and romantic today.  | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 7:45:10 AM | Let's try and stick to one thread folks, so if you want just add your wishes here.
Forum Moderator | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 7:50:00 AM | While I completely empathize with people who happen to dislike intensly this particular bogus holiday...it is easily misconstrued when it is shortened to vd...does anyone else see the irony here?  | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 8:01:47 AM | Glad I get to work tonight. Boo Hoo poor me and my bad luck on Valentines Day | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 8:04:48 AM | To those of you who have a significant other or a date, have fun ..... | |
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Posted: 2/14/2006 8:16:04 AM | | Maybe we should start a thread about why nice guys can't get Valentines, and why do women always go for jerks? | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 8:18:00 AM | Happy Valentine's to everyone on the forums
best of luck in your search for love
"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 8:25:34 AM | | Kong expresses Valentine's wishes to all...may your day be filled with banana daiquiris, hot tub bubbles, and an avenue for your heart's desire | |
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Posted: 2/14/2006 8:28:55 AM | | it's good to find a positive group of singles celebrating V-Day. i was contemplating staying under the covers for the day :O | |
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Posted: 2/14/2006 8:41:57 AM | | I would love to have a dozen roses....(Is this still a wish thead??) | |
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Posted: 2/14/2006 8:49:26 AM | Best wishes to all of my friends here at the forums...now pass me some chocolate and Valentines smarties!
Peace and love ! | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 8:58:57 AM | Happy Valentine's Day. I guarantee no matter what, your's will be better than mine. I have jury duty!
How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
LOVE: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't
care.
LOVE: when sex is called making love.
LUST: all other times.
MARRIAGE: what's sex?
LOVE: when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST: when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: when you argue over money.
LOVE: when you share everything you own.
LUST: when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE: when the bank owns everything.
LOVE: when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST: when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE: what's a climax?
LOVE: when you phone each other just to say "Gidday".
LUST: when you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE: when you phone each other to find out what time your son's
game starts.
LOVE: when you write poems about your partner.
LUST: when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: when all you write is checks.
LOVE: when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST: when you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE: when your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE: when your farewell is "I LOVE you darling ...".
LUST: when your farewell is "So, same time next week?".
MARRIAGE: when your farewell is silent.
LOVE: when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST: when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE: when you never see each other awake.
LOVE: when your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST: when your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE: when your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE: when nobody else matters.
LUST: when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE: when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE: when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST: when it's just the same mushy old shit.
MARRIAGE: when you never listen to music.
LOVE: when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST: when staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE: when just getting through today is your only thought. | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 9:20:38 AM | 
HAPPY V-DAY TO ALL OF THE WONDERFUL FRIENDS I'VE MADE ON POF | |
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| HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Posted: 2/14/2006 9:31:00 AM | I hate this day with a passion, but I always eagerly await it’s arrival because all the corporate marketing that has been shoved down our throats the last two weeks will finally cease.
That said, to all of you - my friends and detractors - may this day be whatever you expect it to be. And please ... PLEASE ... I beg that none of you allow this to spur any form of depression. It’s not worth it.  | |
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