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 astrosky

Joined: 2/6/2005
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The comedy in your inbox
Posted: 2/16/2006 9:50:20 AM
OK, who gets mail that leaves you bemused, snickering, or ROTFL?

My chuckle of the day -

He says he'll meet me for coffee any time. I name a time and place. He comes back with it might not work out because he might be in the hospital by then because he has an infected hair in his knee.

Perhaps I should ask all future suitors if they are also plagued with this seriously disabling problem - although I truly feel he is hiding a bigger disability - lack of cojones!
 MsAnnThrope

Joined: 11/28/2005
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The comedy in your inbox
Posted: 2/17/2006 12:26:52 PM
HA! Infected hair -- that's priceless!

Okay, mine was from a very sincere-sounding person who said how much he liked my profile and how much he wanted to get to know me. I check out his profile and whaddya know -- it was a misspelled one-liner with all the "prefer not to says" you could possibly have.

I wrote him back that he sure didn't share much for someone who wanted to get to know me -- and he deleted my email without answering!

Could it have possibly been a --GASP! -- form letter sent to every woman in the vicinity?! I guess there are those that still believe if you cast a wide net, you're bound to catch some fish -- no matter how puny your bait.
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