| Worst Excuse Ever
Posted: 2/17/2006 11:26:30 PM | I was at a party once, and started hitting on this girl. Somehow, through the events that fallowed, I acquired her phone number. The next morning, my girlfriend was doing laundry, and found the phone number in my jeans. I could not think fast enough to come up with a good excuse so I told her... it… was… not… mine! And that was the best I could come up with.
Now I want to know if anyone has had to come up with another excuse as bad or worse than mine.
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| Worst Excuse Ever
Posted: 2/17/2006 11:28:49 PM | | I've never hit on chicks while I was in a relationship... | |
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EZP
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Joined: 10/26/2005
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| Worst Excuse Ever
Posted: 2/17/2006 11:29:16 PM | | Jake 50...No...your excuse sucked pretty bad....heheheheehe | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:31:18 PM | | No hun... think you can be crowned king of bad excuses or liar's... LOL | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:31:53 PM | | Would it help my case if i told you it wasnt my fault. It was a momentary laps in judgment. never happend before said incodent, or ever again. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:33:34 PM | Damn...I now know that I realy am the KING. Son of a **** | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:34:34 PM | lol...ummmmm....
Tie a string to your finger,
"Hay what's up?"
you- ummmmm....wait a second, little red flag going up.....ohh that's right.. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:35:26 PM |
Would it help my case if i told you it wasnt my fault
Not really, just another bad excuse.. yep, definitely crowned King.  | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:40:07 PM | | hahaha.. don't tell me she bought it.. haha | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:43:04 PM | Oh come on... not one of you guys have the guts to addmitt that you have done anything like this before.
Realy?...Just me?...Huh? Damn! | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:44:10 PM | | No...no, she saw through my elaborate ruse with ease. | |
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Joy.
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Joined: 6/26/2005
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| Worst Excuse Ever
Posted: 2/17/2006 11:46:16 PM | You had a girlfriend and another girl gave you her number at a party?
Sounds to me like neither is true and it was actually all just a dream. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:49:12 PM | | Oh come on Joy, don't be hard on the guy. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:49:41 PM | | I think he's actually telling the truth. But why in the hell he started hitting on another girl when he already had one, well, that's beyond me. I think maybe he should of been content with what he had, then none of this wouldn't have happened. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 11:52:42 PM | the girl i was with was more for the convenience factor, as apossed to love.
Well I cant tell if you are just kidding or if you are trying to piss me off. I coose to believe the first and will just laugh it off. | |
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Posted: 2/18/2006 12:00:06 AM | Suck it up, u got busted, looks good on u.
Hope she dumped your ass. | |
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Posted: 2/18/2006 12:00:48 AM | | No Jake everyone on this site is a "saint" hence why they are mainly single. I have made my share of bad excuses, but I am usually too embarrassed to share the stories upfront until I get to know someone better. | |
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Posted: 2/18/2006 12:01:05 AM | Really BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD excuse...
However, I will say that the ONLY time in my life a gal every volunteered her phone number (not including here.. I am talking in person... ) was when I was involved... I did not ask for the phone number, nor had I been hitting on her (at a work get together, she happened to be at the table I was, and all of us were talking and BSing... I hadn't talked to her a lot at all, when it was time for her to go... she got up, put on her coat... walked past me and dropped some matches from the table in my lap... I didn't really pay much attention to it, just picked them up and put them in my pocket... lit a cigarette later, and looked and there was a note... said.. "you're sweet bill, call me sometime")
Nice ego boost... and before anyone asks... no I didn't call her, nor did I keep the number... which for the record, I regretted about 4 months later when I came home to an empty apartment (very empty, wall to wall kind of empty, and a note... met someone, am gone... hugs, bye... )
Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons....
~~~Dragon Rider~~~ | |
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Joy.
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Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 20 | |
| Worst Excuse Ever
Posted: 2/18/2006 12:01:13 AM | | If you really did have a girlfriend and really did score a telephone number from another chick, why not just be honest about it especially if you were 'with' her merely for the convenience factor?? | |
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Posted: 2/18/2006 12:08:17 AM | | ok... i'm retarded. i am not good under pressure. I froze, and frankly i just couldnt come up with anything else. i know that it was stupid, and if i could do it again i wouldnt. but its too late, I screwed my self, but leared an important lesson. | |
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Posted: 2/18/2006 12:14:02 AM | Are ya looking for more excuses to use??????????
Is that what this thread is really about???
So seriously..how many guys ya think who are on a dating site are going to be giving up thier stories on 'how they tricked thier G/F'........Are ya planning on staying single for awhile?...Did your favorites list climb or fall with this thread????? | |
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| Worst Excuse Ever
Posted: 2/18/2006 12:31:29 AM | | One time my girlfriend found a lacy little bra and panties in my laundry. I just told her, I liked to wear them and was just freaky like that. And she believed it too! | |
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Posted: 2/18/2006 12:47:39 AM | | so then what happened? did you have to prove it to her by wearing panties for the rest of the year or something? | |
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Posted: 2/18/2006 4:41:14 AM | | yes, and let me tell you thongs are not comfortable. | |
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