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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:35:49 PM | I'm talking about raising the mast on one of my sailboats so I could free up deckspace...
any other freudian slips you think of / hear in day to day travels??
another one: when cleaning up the dog crap in my dog run, next to the really lousy neighbour's property "I know a piece of shit when I see it..." | |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:38:21 PM | I love to ride for a really long time hours and hours outside movin with the rockin motion of my mount and the smell of leather.....No I never say stuff like that | |
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Joined: 1/29/2005
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:14:43 PM | I was very busy one day at work, the phones were going nuts...on one call I actually answered and said "Missy speaking, may I hold you?"
(well I used my real name not Missy )
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:22:25 PM | I was doing a magic show for a kid's birthday
and had JoJo the Chimp (a puppet) doing part of the show.
The chimp is naughty and learns about saying sorry, but he wouldn't.
One of the little kids suggested
"Maybe you should spank your monkey!"
Yeah... well... | |
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Joined: 6/29/2005
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Posted: 2/22/2006 3:39:36 AM | you lowdown scum sucking piece of $hit...you no good stinkin $lut.........you ruined my fkin life.......AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH...
whupps sorry...freudian slip.. ...... meant to say....umm ....er...pass the butter .... .....j/k.... | |
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Posted: 2/22/2006 11:56:05 AM | Well I work with drillers, and holes......so I am always saying phrases that include hole and drillers.
My last hole was wet...my last hole was dry.....I need to go check on my drillers....ect..ect.
On another post..I almost typed my drillers won't play with me anymore (refering to poker) but I changed it to the guys I work with won't play with me anymore. | |
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Posted: 2/22/2006 4:51:56 PM | Believe it or not....they had a scripted close where I work
"Are you fully satisfied with my service today".....heard it said as ..."are you fully satisfied with my servicing today" more than once.
Oddly, it was replaced very quickly! | |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 10:58:27 AM | ruouttherefun: Those aren't freudian slips. They're just inuendo, puns, and double entendre.
A Freudian penis is an error in human action, speech or memory that is believed to be caused by the subconscious mind. The error often appears to the observer as being casual, bizarre or nonsensical, but has some deeper significance. For example, a skeptic might say: "Excuse me, but I'm having doubts about your theories, Dr. Fraud."
-from wikipedia
Rings: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now THAT's a Freudian slip. | |
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gotu
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Joined: 5/23/2005
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Posted: 2/23/2006 1:55:38 PM | I'm just messin around.. I sound harsh sometimes, but hey, everybody needs hobbies.
And where would British humor be without double entendre??
You guys might not be freudian, but still hilarious! | |
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gotu
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Joined: 5/23/2005
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Posted: 7/18/2008 3:47:44 AM | "Okay, you have to slip it into that hole, and then angle it like so, and keeping some gentle pressure you slide it back and forth, in and out, yeah, just like that."
I was showing someone how to clean a fish. What did think I was taking about?
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| I wish I could get it up when I wanted to...
Posted: 7/18/2008 6:37:19 PM | "I wish I had larger nipples for you"
"what size nipples do you need?"
"A nipple would fit in there nicely"
"I wish I had longer nipples"
"how about this nipple, does it fit?"
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Posted: 7/18/2008 6:46:56 PM | I set my boss up for this slip years ago....
'Let's interface during the course of the day'.....after repeating that a few times he started to say it too..but one day...well...........oops!....  | |
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Posted: 7/19/2008 4:48:36 PM | HAH had a great one today at my expense of course.
Stopped by the pharmacy to pick up something for my son and was talking to the ( who btw was an extremely hot young male) pharmacist about my son needing to gargle with hot salty water,...... unfortunately it didn't come out like that and I repeated that my sons physician recommended him needing to gargle with a hot salty Walter! I quickly corrected myself saying I doubted that my son would like that.......fast forward to both of us snorting in laughter, my sister almost falling over and the pharmacist the brightest shade of red I have seen in a LONG time.
Dr. Freud where are you when we need you????? | |
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Posted: 7/19/2008 8:46:09 PM | It seems sometimes that my British vocabulary gets me into trouble once in a while.
In England the word durex means scotch tape and a fag is a cigarette ( don't need to explain that meaning here in BC). OH well I'm not changing my vocab for anyone | |
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Posted: 7/19/2008 9:00:16 PM | You put the long, hard shaft into your hot, waiting mouth...you play with it around your tongue...in and out... in and out... you feel it building up inside you...you go faster and faster... the creamy white liquid covers your mouth...you spit, and it's all over... yeah...
brushing your teeth is a good thing.... | |
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| I wish I could get it up when I wanted to...
Posted: 7/19/2008 9:10:38 PM | Keep it rolled up neatly just how it comes out of the package.
Now place it on the end and gradually unroll it until it is fully unrolled and ready for use.
A word of caution, be careful with your fingernails for we wouldn't want to poke any holes in those ladies sheer hose nylons. 
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