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Posted: 2/25/2006 5:10:36 PM | today i purchased a Bullshit detector ... it was only 34.99 and it came gift wrapped. Life a gift. With very fashionable gift wrap if i may say so myself. I was walking the streets with my bullshit detector and i think it maybe defected it keeps going off when people talk? How do i know if it's defected?
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Posted: 2/25/2006 5:23:58 PM | | I want one please, where did you buy it, what did you do to burn it out so fast. Hope you kept reciept. | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 5:31:45 PM | | i opened this thread and my bull$hit detector blew up...dammit dammit dammit | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 5:31:48 PM | Well , there are many different types ... they even have implants ... they have had them in the UK since the late 70's. Still illegal though in North America. They have visors and other types ... check the internet. My friend imported a watch bullshit detector for me ... so it tells time too. I get the time ... and the leading edge of bullshit.
Go near a player and it will really go off ;)
If you've never own one i highly recommend it... One day when i can affored it - i want the implants! | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 5:34:36 PM | | so if I fo to the Uk, have one implanted, plead ignorance at customs,will they let me back in North America? | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 6:05:01 PM | | I'm lucky I was born with one implanted in my brain - BS is hard to get by me. | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 6:05:25 PM | | silly me, have to bullshit customs, must be this stupid flu, try to think thru a fog. Light bulb moment, better go change bulb. | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 6:28:13 PM | I had a detector implanted in my ta tas once. It was designed to teach boys how to use proper eye contact during conversations. The moment their eyes started to wander my ta tas lit up like a deers eyes in headlights. The only problem with this was it was more embarrasing for me instead of for the ettiquette lacking horn dogs!! Once this kept happaning I would get more and more stares and eventually the chip would malfunction and my boobies would start smoking!! I mean there is a difference when a guy thinks your smokin' compared to when your ta tas look and smell like a crack pipe that was just in Courney Loves mouth! If I were you I would just trade in your bullshit detector for a good old fashioned girl with womans intuition. That way she can see through the bullshit for you!! As for any women who want to deter a boy from staring at their girls.....I am still working on that one! | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 6:36:46 PM | | After this last month, I have decided that I could REALLY use a bullshit detector!!!!! Wonder where to buy them. LOL! | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 6:50:33 PM | There is a new one that you can hook into your hard drive. It filters out the BS profiles on dating sites. I tried it. 2 out of 100 profiles came up positive. | |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 6:53:17 PM | | Damn I need one of those too! Do they deliver and get I get a rush on that? | |
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Posted: 2/26/2006 12:33:56 AM | Buy a truth detector or a common sense detector..or even a sincerity detector...Chances are they will last much longer and remember ..every time they fail to go off..then ur in a huge pile of BS.... | |
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Posted: 2/26/2006 1:18:39 AM | | i would like one and roxy LMAO!! batteries not included? i only need a radiar dector.as for bullsh1t i guess we just have to live with it. | |
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Posted: 2/26/2006 6:31:20 AM | | Pat then one would just have to get a shovel can use it for the snow and bullshit....hahhahhahhahahahhahhaha | |
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Posted: 2/26/2006 8:02:22 AM | | hey loving girl77...see you havent bought yourself a brain yet.....as for a bullshit detector for you....well its useless...it would blow up in your face at moment you touched it | |
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Posted: 2/26/2006 8:33:49 AM | ^^^ a tad scorned are you? Leaving nasty messages in all the threads she's been to. Move on with your life buddy. | |
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