| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 2/27/2006 8:14:37 AM | | Hi girls just wondering whats the best pick up line you have had when a guy has tried to start conversation.......ILL start this pick up line is pretty lame but funny ....it goes like this ......HELLO HUNNY IM THE EASTER BUNNY....... | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 2/27/2006 8:18:25 AM | do you have a mirror in your pants????
'why'?
cos i can see myself in them!!
but i have a comeback response and say, 'yes i have a mirror but just the reflection of an a***hole is what i see!! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 2/27/2006 8:38:46 AM | Are you a thief?
NO....then whole stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
F@#K me if your names not Santa!!!
Blow in a chicks ear until she ask what you are doin then say, I just gave you a blowjob now its your turn to give me one.
(above are all corny jokes)
The best one that works for me man is just to say Hi with a smile on my face, whenever I have used pick-up lines I just get told to piss-off or slapped and only on rare occasions has pulling a line ever worked.
The best way to use a line if your going to use one is to use it after you have already got talking, then just use it jokingly, this way your using it in a charming way rather than a corny Im desperate will you go home with me sorta way!!!! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 2/27/2006 9:01:21 AM | i had only two that i was impressed with
1 He said do you know what i like about you
i said what, he said everything. i was actually stuck for words. very unusual for me.
2 My friends and i made a bet that that i cant dance with the most beautiful girl in the room so please dance with me or ill loose the bet. Corny in a nice sort of way.
Ok ive done a few too just to show my friends how easy it is and fun.
I looked accros the room and saw a handsome man and called him over with my little finger he looked around to see if it was him i was calling and when i nodded yes he came over to us girls. i said if i can make you come with my little finger imagine what i could do with the rest of my body. We all had a great night and my girlfreind dated him a few times. the easiest way is to just go up casually and say hi having a good night? Its only a person so dont be afraid to be friendly just dont be sleasy only sluts will respond then your in danger of stds | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 2/27/2006 2:29:00 PM | You:"Excuse me but do you have a map?"
Girl:"No, why?"
You:"Because I keep getting lost in your beauty"
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away (from personal experience, this always lightens their mood and gets you on their good side no matter what)
- You:"Do you happen to have a jersey with you?"
Girl:"A jersey? No, why?"
You:"Because I would really like to know your name and number"
- I wish I could give you eleven roses and a mirror, so that when you hold the roses and look in the mirror you could see a dozen of the most beautiful things in the world
- You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you
- Grab a chair and walk up to a girl(s) sitting at a table, set it down at the table and ask:"Excuse me but is this seat taken?" | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 2/27/2006 4:43:45 PM | HAHAHA A Guy said this to me one night in a club .lol.
***You know how some men buy really expensive cars to compensate for certain shortcoming? Well, I don't even own a car***
Stupid I know, just wanted to share  | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 2/27/2006 5:04:51 PM | Yeah he has an articulated bus (bendy bus) parked outside the nightclub to compensate for that short coming. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/4/2006 2:00:08 AM | my best? hmm, maybe., Did you hear about the new pirate movie? Its rated ARRR. not really a pick up line but its a good ice breaker when meeting new people of any gender. any corny joke works just as well.  | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/4/2006 2:54:19 AM | I usually ask the female whether she works or studies and then if I get a response ask what she is studying or what does she work as.
If she is interested in me she will ask me the same question and then we will have a conversation going. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/4/2006 8:25:37 PM | "Do you work for Australia Post.... Cos I saw you checking out my package  "
A cool thing to do is grab some ice, walk up to a girl that you wanna dance with and throw it down in front of her... then say "ok now I've broken the ice, wanna dance" hehe | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/7/2006 8:05:04 PM | | The best line that usually works with me is: "Stay where you are, I'll come and help you out of the truck." MMMMMMMMMMMMM, The glow in their eyes, says much more that words | |
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Cyrix
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/7/2006 8:25:00 PM | | Lol, I'm REALLY hoping some of you people don't really use those pickup lines when you first meet the person - the straight away mentioning her beauty just makes one sound desperate, not genuine, and the sexual jokes, well, I do believe they explain themselves. Pickup lines seem to have developed a sleazy connotation to it. I prefer the word "Icebreaker", which can be a short joke or some sort of doorway for a conversation. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/7/2006 8:29:50 PM | "The best line that usually works with me is: "Stay where you are, I'll come and help you out of the truck." MMMMMMMMMMMMM, The glow in their eyes, says much more that words"
LOL that kind of reminds me of that twilight zone episode there the guy in the car pulls over then asks the guy next to him. "So, you wanna see something really scarey?" then eats him!  | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/16/2006 2:31:03 AM | Hey there my name is Pogo....... Wanna jump on my stick lmao
I've never used it, because i dont like wearing a mouthguard in the clubs lol
100% guarantee to get you slapped!!!!! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/16/2006 10:16:02 PM | | How about good old Kevin Bloody Wilson? My face will be leaving in quarter of an hour - I want you to be on it! La la la la la! Out of every 10 goes a guy will get 9 slaps and 1 root! Statistics for you!! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/16/2006 10:23:34 PM | | Sunny side up! I eat far too many bloody eggs, good protein though! I'm going to start going pock pock pock soon! | |
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