buffB
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 2/28/2006 12:24:09 PM | It seems like girls have their own way of communicating.
The only sense I can make of it sometimes is your damned if you do and damned if you dont.
So if a girl looks at you for 10 mins at a bar and smiles do you go talk to her?
Of coarse and when you get there she ignores you and tries to make you feel inferior becasue you came to her. IF you don;t go over you are a wuss and she tells all her friends and still ignores you. LOL!! Why cant you girls just say what you mean. Us men are not good a decifering even the most basic of womanese. LOL!! | |
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buffB
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Joined: 11/1/2004
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 2/28/2006 12:29:47 PM | The first thing to remember, is that they are either in control, or ****y. That is it, that is all. Remember that!
Oh and yeah, It won't, will not can't be ever about you! It is all about her!!
Remeber those two things and that is all you ever need to know!! | |
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buffB
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Joined: 11/1/2004
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 2/28/2006 12:44:04 PM | Hey buff........... You really DO need to work on your womenese. The very first response was the answer you wanted..........and like I am sure you always do.......you made an absolute ass of yourself again.
She told ya man.................. It's not all that damn difficult to decipher. | |
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buffB
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Joined: 11/1/2004
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 2/28/2006 10:50:08 PM | I have managed to decipher the language we have come to know as "womanese".
We need REALLY MEANS I want
You want REALLY MEANS You need
It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.
We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain
Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.
You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.
I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed
This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.
You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.
Yes REALLY MEANS No
No REALLY MEANS No
Maybe REALLY MEANS No
I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.
Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.
I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.
Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.
I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?
Sorta belongs in the humor section, but sorta fits in here too  It's funny cuz it's true | |
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 2/28/2006 11:58:46 PM | | puh leaz...guys have no fuking clue what they really want...and if they have an idea than they don't have the guts to go for it...and all men play are stupid head game...i'll give you this much--your head games aren't as detailed and precise as a womans (god bless that cause i cant stand the over analytical bi_och coniving all of life's simpleness) however for most of the guys i know...talk'n about relatives too...guys can all live alone and have a routine but when a woman enters their life they all the sudden can't do crap and claim they need the woman just to function a normal daily life...well how in the heck did you guys manage prior to the woman...quit playin' the needy games and live life like you do before her and she'll probably stick around longer. | |
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 3/1/2006 12:54:05 AM | IT COULD BE WORSE>>IF THIS WAS MY OLD PAL "SAVAGE" HE'D TELL YOU "The next time this happens to you in a bar where, hopefully there is a mic try this.......
Go up to the mic and sing your heart out or if your like me and cant sing do it anyway whilst doing a stirptease ..get totally drunk have a punch up ....or just pull the biggest ugliest bird going , shag her senseless and wake up the next morning realizing she sodded off and left you with her 80 something old Gran" the only problem now is to work out how to get those handcuffs off which are securing you to the bed before.......
Hopefully you can see the funny side of life..dont worry if women talk in code . Find one that doesn't and one that will take you for who you are... If your always trying to chat the ladies up.......DON'T.... just be a friend, make them laugh, treat them equally and with respect just enjoy life and be patient, the right person is just staring you in the face...you just havn't got to know them yet. | |
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buffB
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Joined: 11/1/2004
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 3/1/2006 3:36:47 AM | | All very good observations.. I am still laughing! To counter one point I had a girl move in with me for 6 mos and she was the one who became unable to do anything. At the time I was building a bar in my basement and she would actually get mad at me if I did not stop whatever I was doing and come up stairs and watch tv with her when she woke up? What is that?? LOL! Maybe that can go either way. I like to have a girl with me when I go to the store. Who knows.. | |
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 3/1/2006 5:04:57 AM | What men really mean:
You're pretty - I want sex
You SO hot- I want sex (You on top)
That was a great dinner- I want sex (Any way will do)
Why not go out with your friends tonight? - I want sex later. Internet porn while you're gone
I mowed the lawn- How 'bout a little head?
I took out the garbage- I want sex AND head
Want help with the dishes- I'm hoping for a hand job later
I'll do the dishes- I want sex (doggy style)
Whatever you want, Sweetie- Just as long as I get sex later.
I'm going to watch the ball game, if that's okay- (Any chance of getting head while I watch the game?)
Here take my credit card. (As long as I get sex later. Dirty sex)
Are those new shoes? (Can we have sex while you wear them?)
That's a great hair cut honey! (I'd like to yank on while we have sex)
Want to have sex? (Pleeeeeeeeeease?)
Hey, somebody was going to provide a list. | |
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 3/1/2006 5:18:36 AM | | women have their way of communicating and so do the men. I wonder if we can somehow bridge the gap, so to speak! We have differences, and instead of trying to change each other, just accept the differences and live without judging or being critical. Women having their own communication is not a big deal...just part of life...get on with it! | |
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 3/1/2006 5:51:01 AM | Look, I was raised by women. I consider myself really lucky in that regard, because it has helped me understand them a lot better.
Men, generally, are fairly simple creatures. We are analytical by nature, and like competition. We are ( again typically) not as in touch with our emotions, because the society (including ironically the women) that raised us told us that men should not have those.
"Big boys don't cry..."
When we communicate between ourselves, we seldom go to great depths. We talk about the game last night, cars, or a million other things. We seldom talk about how we feel.We cover that by talking indirectly about other things.
We insult each other, but it's done in an affectionate way.
That's one of the problems with those "nice guys". Here is a typical "nice guy " mistake, one I have done ( and have seen others do) many times. A woman of interest comes to you with a " problem".
A man will give " a solution". We see it like a mechanic sees a broken motor.
1) "What's wrong ? "
2) "What can be done ? "
3) "Here is what you have to do. "
Women already HAVE the answer, they just want to externalize it. They want to share and bond with their fellow women. It's not the answer they are seeking, it's the companionship. They don't want to sit there and tell you over half an hour what is going on with their life - and then get a thirty second "answer" in return.
Between two guys, that would be expected. That would be the entire point of asking.
Look at how a woman who has just found out her boyfriend is cheating on her talks with her closest female friends about it. She tell the facts, and they typically respond with support - and experiences of their own. They will not usually tell her directly what she should do, although they might say what they did.
Like I have said a few times here, it's like what happens when you ask a women how her day went. She will start at the point she got up, and continue to the point up to where you said " How did it go today ? " 
( not ALL women are like that, btw)
A man will go "Great" or "Terrible". If you are lucky, you might get a few details to back it up.
We can learn a great deal from each other, and I think men can gain the most from trying to understand the female mind. | |
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buffB
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Joined: 11/1/2004
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 3/1/2006 3:50:28 PM | | Funny, you call this womanese! I had that exact thing happen to me recently, but I was the one who went over to the guy who kept making eyes at me all night. By the end of the night, I was tired of waiting for him to come over, so I went over to him, and then he ignored me! | |
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| Whats the deal with girls and thier own forms of communication
Posted: 3/1/2006 9:08:30 PM | I dont see what the problem is you know what makes us happy, sex.
We hang out with our buddies to have fun.
Women are very complex and men get bored easily. We don't care about little details of a general conversation. I have to say that european women are easier to be with, they care about us as much as themself, north american women are very needy and care only about themselves. Now dont freak out ladies your not all like this only 90%,lol.
I only have a short time here till I move to Greece, gentlemen I strongly suggest if you travel overseas avoid all north american women and you will meet some incredible ladies. Why do you think I am leaving.
Heres a little example, if I drive my dakota truck down whyte ave, nothing. If I drive my porsche it's a totally different story with phone numbers, the only thing I changed was the vehicle. Same guy, same looks and same attitude, ladies you tell me? I can ride a moped and meet all types of women in different countries, try that here. | |
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buffB
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Joined: 11/1/2004
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