| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/7/2006 3:08:07 PM | Anyone have any absurd questions?
I like:
Are you lying?
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/7/2006 3:34:27 PM | How much are you supposed to tip a cow?
What is the sound of one ass cheek, farting? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/7/2006 4:01:45 PM | | Do toads really lick you to get high? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/7/2006 4:04:43 PM | Yes. Especially when I roll around in magic mushrooms.
... and dress up as a beetle larva. | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/8/2006 9:25:50 AM | why do people keep sending me messages? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/8/2006 7:37:54 PM | the ever popular
"does this make me look fat?"
the only really true answer can be
"no it doesn't make you LOOK fat you ARE fat" | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/8/2006 7:47:54 PM | fat yes! ha but my favorite is:
so whats up?.... why ask you don't actually care... | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/8/2006 8:02:07 PM | You know you could put an eye out playing with that? Relax Mom you played with Dad's all the time and the only thing it's put out is more little smartasses like me | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/8/2006 8:05:23 PM | | You tip a cow 23.7%......15%, same as any other waitress, 6% for the table-side milk delivery, and 2.7% to keep her from kicking your ass in the parking lot after her shift. You didn't know this? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/9/2006 4:49:44 AM |
fat yes! ha but my favorite is:
so whats up?.... why ask you don't actually care...
If this really annoys you wen people ask you "what's up?", you should respond with "A preposition!" | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/9/2006 7:15:54 AM | 1. Married people on a dating site.
2. Why is it o.k. to leave your mate for cheating.
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/9/2006 3:21:13 PM | | ^^^Was that last post aimed at the wrong thread. I think it was misplaced. | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/14/2006 3:30:55 PM | | While adventuring in the outback you encounter a dinosaur, how do you use a steel cage match to integrate japanese catch phrases into american popular culture? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 3/15/2006 1:50:49 AM | | I love the obvious questions, if I were say, working on my car, and someone asks me "What are you doing, fixing your car?" You are asking for a no mercy smart-ass answer. | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 4/9/2006 6:31:57 PM | | As I work in a pharmacy, I tend to ask pretty absurd questions when a customer brings in a script...like "How are you today?"...I just get a kick out of some of the responses I get. Also..when a man brings in a script for viagra, and asks "Will it be long?" (the wait)...it takes everything I have not to reply with "No, but it will be hard". | |
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| Absurd Requests
Posted: 4/10/2006 9:40:19 AM | Hey,
Why is it posted at the top of e-mail & replies "Do not send money". There's a state called Nevada, (or Tijiuana, or the corner of Broadway & "whatever") for that type of relationship level. And how would you go about sending someone money on this site??
Yes, I'm now convinced that the world is growing stranger..... | |
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| Absurd Requests
Posted: 4/10/2006 10:21:54 AM | When you see someone crying and you ask if they're ok? If they were ok would they be crying? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/2/2006 7:08:06 PM | | What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/3/2006 11:47:51 AM | | "hey, do my questions make me sound stupid?" why, yessssss... how did you guess? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/3/2006 1:44:13 PM | how about the classic prosecutors double-bind question....
Have you stopped beating your wife?........
if yes..."then you were beating her?
if no....."then you are still beating her? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/3/2006 2:25:07 PM | Disclaimer..adult content below
Ever sucked a D I C K you didn't like? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/3/2006 2:51:24 PM | There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
~W. | |
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