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 Angelcdp
Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 1
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Here we are. Our very own POF soap opera. Create your own drama right here in this thread. It doesn't have to be true, in fact, all the better if it isn't. The more dramatic and suspenseful or exaggerated and outrageous the better.

Tell us your story...
 Brish
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 3/7/2006 7:54:34 PM
I'm secretly in love with everyone on this site but I haven't told anyone yet.

If your reading this I love you! ;-)

Brish
 Angelcdp
Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 3/7/2006 7:59:06 PM
I think I always knew that Brish, but a part of me was scared to think it and be wrong. WOW..he really does love me.

But what do I do now about the other men I'm dating? This could get messy.
 Brish
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:09:10 PM
Follow your heart. You know that I'm the only one for everyone on the site. ;-)

Brish
 brassy brunette
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:12:05 PM
but littlest hobo and brish you were both seeing me I thought you were both in love with me. Hobo we were going to Hawaii to get married. Brish I promised you that I would think about your ultimatum to me to leave hobo before you told him what was really going on....... now I am so confused....
 nymphoeorpata
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 6
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:12:27 PM
Brish and Littlest Hobo you two are long lost twins... and I am your mother who has had reconstructive surgery to look 27.
 Brish
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:17:13 PM
Ok ok, I admit it.

I really am a kitten!

I have kept this horrible secret for too long. I came to the site because my owner doesn't know how to pet me right. I deserve better!

Brish
 *~Shells~*
Joined: 1/8/2006
Msg: 8
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:17:32 PM
I've been to the doc.. am on horrible medication called Biaxin..

It leaves a horrid taste in your mouth.. but hey..

It will get rid of the Sinus, Throat and Lung Infection I have.

It all figures ya know..

Everyone in the house leaves for 2 weeks for a Cruise to the Southern Carribean..

I am home alone with the Dogs.. and don't want any company at all..

Got that?? NO COMPANY!!

Okay.. Dramatic?.. Exaggerated?.. Outrageous?.. Truth?.. False?..

Either Way.. Stay Away!!

Shells

PS.. If I need you.. I'll call for
 Angelcdp
Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:19:55 PM
Listen mom. No I mean the other mom (university mom). How could you expect me to follow through with that when I knew you were seeing Brish as well? If you truly loved me, you would have dumped that kitten long before now. But I do still love you.....and I need to know if your sex change operation has been completed yet since I cannot marry a woman...*checks Alberta laws on gay marriages* oh wait..scrap that. We can marry my sweet!! and since I just found out that Brish is my brother, I can't marry him anyways since that law in Alberta has not yet been passed.

EDIT:wait..does this mean I am half kitten? hmmm no wonder I purr when I'm happy.
 Brish
Joined: 6/14/2005
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:25:09 PM
We can't be twins. I'm a kitten so it's not possible.

Unfortunately marrying pets is against the law to so we can never be.

This crazy world keeps us apart but I want you to know you that you will always be in my heart.

Brish
 SemiQuietObserver
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 11
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:25:33 PM
AWESOME!

Now the Brish has publicly declared his love for me we can runaway together!

(It's not wrong for a monkey to love a cat is it?)

Pst! Brish! I will pick you up at 10.

8(o)

*kisses*
 *~Shells~*
Joined: 1/8/2006
Msg: 12
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:27:56 PM
~Takes Invisible Ass Out and Goes to Bed!!~

Fawk You All
 ~Dew
Joined: 10/7/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:30:15 PM
<< wonder's if there is something that SQO needs to share. Seems to me that that big hairy ape is picking up boys again! What about the ladies dammit, what about the ladies?

Buhh buhhhh buhhhhh......

Oh wait, a big hairy ape and a lady, I think I've heard this story before somewhere hehe!!
 Brish
Joined: 6/14/2005
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:30:27 PM
Monkeys and cats may not be right, but damn it's cute!
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~zpayne/cats/monkeylove.jpg

Brish

p.s. The picture is G rated.
 Angelcdp
Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 3/7/2006 8:50:27 PM
Shells you aren't invisible. Just got lost in posting at the same time. But good work in adding more drama

(Maybe everyone was worried about catching your infection)
Now I forget what was happening in this soap opera so I have to continue where I am right now. Universitymom, I have to leave you. Brish, Alas I know we can never be, but I will always have a hand or two willing to pet you. Shells isn't sick so much as heartbroken :( She can never know that I told you all. It would only break her heart more. You see, Brish actually led her on making her think he was not a cat. He broke all our hearts. :( **stard cat.
I need newfie lady in here to play matchmaker. She was always the best in the province. She would mend us all.
 agentjizzy
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 3/7/2006 9:18:07 PM
I woke up this past Sunday in a strange hotel with 3 strangers and now it hurts when I pee
 Angelcdp
Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 3/7/2006 9:19:57 PM
eww that sounds kinda gross. Truth is stranger than fiction they say.
 AlbertaGirlie
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 3/7/2006 9:31:19 PM
I'm actually Keanu Reeves and we are all in the Matrix.
 agentjizzy
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 19
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Posted: 3/7/2006 9:32:10 PM
what's even stranger is your one of the room crashers too!!! i'm still trying to solve the mystery as to why i was phoning wibbbbwiiiibbbbbwwwwww
 SemiQuietObserver
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 20
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Posted: 3/7/2006 9:32:40 PM
If I take the blue pill will my hacking cough go away?

8)

!?!
 AlbertaGirlie
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 3/7/2006 9:35:01 PM
No, but you will see dead people.
 SemiQuietObserver
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 22
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Posted: 3/7/2006 9:46:07 PM
And if I take the Red Pill? Will my dreams of Brish becoming my life partner come true?

8|

?
 Arcane Twilight
Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 23
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Posted: 3/7/2006 10:02:28 PM
(It's not wrong for a monkey to love a cat is it?)

**you and me baby aint nothing but mamals, so let do it like they do on the discovery channel**

but at least I figured that one out...thanx AG...least I know why I see dead people, see I am just the deranged stalker that stalks all of the little peoples who think that they are safe. I am posessed you know...mwaahhhhahahahah... ok I need some of those red pills, or is the blue ones...
 SemiQuietObserver
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 24
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Posted: 3/7/2006 10:09:55 PM

I need some of those red pills, or is the blue ones


I don't think you need the blue pill, you already see dead people by your own admission. ;)


You take the red pill and tell me if it works or not.

<-- *can hardly wait to be with his lil' Brishie*
 AlbertaGirlie
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 3/7/2006 10:12:01 PM
I cannot attest to the success or failure of being with Brish.

Gwan, take the red pill y'all! Take it. Bwahahahahahaaa
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