| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/14/2006 4:07:12 PM | Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a shit about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay | |
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| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/14/2006 7:13:23 PM | lol, you failed to mention that when I drink. I break out in rashes...ugggg...so itchy. Clothes must come off. Lol, I'm joking with the clothes must come off part.  | |
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| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/14/2006 8:00:14 PM | | Hmmm...I drink a nice Shiraz or Merlot with dinner. Beer (either Corona or Bud) when I'm watching football or doing anything outdoors. And Tequila (patron silver) when I'm out with the girls, so what does that say about me??? | |
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Posted: 3/15/2006 7:41:26 AM | ^too funny
That's cute..lol..........and I find it to be true.......so guess what I drink
Beer and an occasional shot here and there. Depends on your mood and who your with/where you go. Sometimes mixed drinks?
Guess what I would drink.....
Hint: I would kick your butt in a game of pool / everyone knows what would happen after that.  | |
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Lexy47
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Joined: 10/3/2005
Msg: 12 | |
| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/15/2006 7:52:57 AM | Actually I drink mixed drinks....but do like a cold brew when I shoot pool....and had a few shots of Tequila back in the day....lol.........you my dear drink whiskey
P.s I beg to differ with you on kicking my ass in pool........ | |
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Posted: 3/15/2006 8:04:40 AM | Now what kind of challenge is that if your already begging? 
wrong on the whiskey........... (beer (imports) & tequila on the rocks to sip) occasional mixed drink, depends on my mood.
I'm the master of pool....dont be to sure about yourself  | |
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Lexy47
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Joined: 10/3/2005
Msg: 14 | |
| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/15/2006 8:14:15 AM | | Yeah but I'm the master of seduction..........I'ld have you so confused .....you wouldn't remember which balls are yours.........lol | |
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| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/15/2006 8:34:43 AM | Its impossible to confuse the confused...........guess pool is out and leaves 
lessons to be learned. | |
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Posted: 3/15/2006 8:43:50 AM | I drink beer...but don't play pool....is there something wrong with me then? Oh wait, like I'd care, as long as there is more beer on the way!  | |
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:57:02 AM | ^^ apparently you've never been a bartender. There is NOTHING more annoying than getting a blender drink in the middle of a busy period, and then the people who ordered it complain that it wasn't there fast enough. We normally just tell them the blender is broken.
*edit* Though I know some very nice people who enjoy blender drink | |
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Posted: 3/19/2006 1:55:22 PM | | I gotta agree with Foxxphyre...blender drinks can be rather annoying...lol, but I dont find that the blender profile is right. I find it's usually women that don't drink much order them for the novelty. Men on the other hand...well honestly if I saw one drinking a blender drink I would probably fall of my chair laughing. Unless, of course, your in Mexico or the Caribbean...then anything goes lol. I'm absolutely the beer and pool girl......cheers all | |
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| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/19/2006 2:09:50 PM | | what about the ones who just sneak out from the bar from time to time to do bong hits in the car and then drink water? | |
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LMAO
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Joined: 2/20/2006
Msg: 24 | |
| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/19/2006 2:50:07 PM | Okay
observe this
usuall is beer,,
then,,,a shot perhaps,,,to go with it,,,
then gets sick of just beer and goes ,,beer in one hand,,rye and ginger prhaps in the other,,and the odd shott to boot
what is the result???
and more than likely stay up all night and go for breekie | |
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| Drinks Show your Personality!
Posted: 3/19/2006 2:50:32 PM |
Whiskey: He doesn't give a shit about anything but getting laid.
will all whiskey Drinkers please raise your left hand....
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