| Bribing Cops.... with boobs....
Posted: 3/20/2006 3:31:15 PM | So I get pulled over the other day (radar.. or whatever it is), the cop takes my license and registration back to his car. The funny thing is.. as soon as I see him walking back over towards my car, I automatically start pulling my shirt down, and, uhh, 'fluffed up the girls'...
I know that women sometimes do it... but how many of you actually have?
Oh, and I still didn't get out of the ticket! He said if I were to dispute it, he 'may' not show up... then he winked. Evil. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 3:33:57 PM | | I know of a lot of girls that get off with tickets all the time. It's really not fair. Good thing there are more and more women cops these days. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 3:36:34 PM | i tried a little testicle-flash with the last officer that pulled me over.
and the lesson learned? nightsticks hurt. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 3:36:47 PM | Funny...the same thing happened to a friend of mine the other day. Don't know if she " fluffed up the girls", but I do know the officer mentioned the same thing about the dispute. She also said that there's some sort of speed awareness thing going on and cops are out to fill their quotas. SPEEDERS BEWARE!!! | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 3:39:35 PM | i tried but the cop just laughed at me....actually, i find most often if you can make them laugh/ get them talking/not scare them (dont go digging in glove box when they pull ya over, keep the hands on the wheel until they get there)
They often will let ya off with a warning has worked 36/39 times for me altho i think my luck is running out last few times i am going 2 tickets out of 6 times :( they are not so lenient anymore | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 4:06:10 PM | | The reason for increase in speeding tickets is Fudnding from governments Fedral/Provincial/Municipal has been cut way back but in exchange all funds collected from tickets now go directly to the detachment from which they were issued... So quota's for the month are estimated basted on mid month and towards the end so those are high ticket times as well some officers hand out alot in the first few days of the month to buck for a promotion... Just my $0.02 | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 4:28:02 PM | | Here's one I'd like to know....how my son being a New driver got away with a) going over the speed limit b) not having the 'N' on the back of the car and c) not even being able to produce his driver's lisence!! Figure that one out! | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 4:33:08 PM | Well I never did ask him if it was a female cop....not that it couldn't have been a male also! LOL  | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 4:41:55 PM | dreamer-cop was at the end of his shift
writing him up required his license, since he could not produce it it meant having to impound the car, thus waiting for a tow truck + paper work etc etc meaning he would be stuck working another hour at least. or your son caught him ina good mood. Most cops tend to be pretty nice guys if you catch them in a good mood | |
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| Bribing Cops.... with boobs....
Posted: 3/20/2006 4:59:00 PM | I've never tried to intentionally bribe anyone with "the girls"... though the very few times I was pulled over, I only received a warning instead of ticket. I haven't been caught speeding in years & years though  | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 6:02:14 PM | a whore gets paid for sex.
you pushed your stuff together.you didn't even flash him.
i don't see the corolation. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 6:38:59 PM | | I have never tried bribing cops .. then again the only time I got pulled over, was early in the morning, and I just wanted to get to where I was headed, which was to babysit a 2 year old, and when the cop asked he was going to let me go to his place so I could get there on time.. however.. I was like Yaaa.. right.. that would be embarrassing a 2 year old boy who was obsessed with cars and lights.. ya.. ummm .. noo.. At least he was nice to offer.. and since I was a new driver.. you better believe he checked.. thank goodness that was up..lol oh well.. lesson learned. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 6:45:48 PM | i actually have a great story here, but its way too mf'ing long to type.
i've fluffed em (.)(.)
i've batted em ;) ;)
and it's worked
whatever guys, you probably never get ripped off at a garage/mechanic cuz you got 'the boys' with ya, so HA! we get out of certain other things cuz of 'the gals'. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 7:49:29 PM | | if there's a garage that'll give me a break on a transmission for whipping out my ball-sack,let me know. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 7:54:00 PM | i promise not to give anyone tickets, so long as i see bewbie.
...if i don't see bewbie, i can't make any guarantees. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 7:57:01 PM | Women.... cann't sleep with them, can't live with them, illegal to shoot em...
j/k, I think if you can get out of a ticket, do it. I however am a bit jealous it hasn't worked the other way around.
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Posted: 3/20/2006 8:01:29 PM | | Never had a cop interested in me, But a female Commissionairre (or however you spell it) had a crush on me in 1999. She was really impressed because I fixed her hat. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 8:07:07 PM | | I have only ever been pulled over once, was on my way to the gym and had on a rather low cut tank top. I was being pulled over for wearing my seatbelt incorrectly.....and after 10 minutes of small talk I drove away with no ticket and barely a warning. It may have been the DD's or just my nice smile...who knows. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 8:11:02 PM | LOL LOL K.Wicked!
Yeah, you know I remember the last time I walked into the hardware store with some tight jeans on, got what I needed, and had a good sack scratch at the cashier to get that "discount". 
I think women get away with alot more than tickets when cleavage flies! They're like, hypnotic, you know. C'mon girls, you've all had those times when you got your boyfriend doin one thing, you ask a male friend to do this other thing and so on so you didn't have to do any of the actual work. And they do it! Lately I've been getting the balls (or is it MSB?) to say "get your boyfriend to do it or do it yourself"!
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| Bribing Cops.... with boobs....
Posted: 3/20/2006 8:35:04 PM | | so no cleavage to "fluff up" or squeeze together gets us tickets then? damn THAT is the reason I never got out of them? and to think it was because I was actually speeding and deserved the tickets! Imagine that! So much for my winning smile. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:57:57 PM | LOL This is a good thread :)
I've never had to "fluff" the girls but when the cop sees my last name they ask if I'm so-and-so's daughter, and I say "yup" and away I go with no ticket or warning haha Gotta love being part of a family that has some power in town. Out here I've been pulled over once and pulled the "I'm late for work and I'll be fired if I don't get there now" It worked :) | |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 12:00:56 AM | | uhh you mean.. youre not supposed to do that?????? WHOA! Man was I taught wrong then.. lmao jk. Ive done it pretty much everytime... and it hasnt worked for me yet lol. my friend on the other hand has a small B cup and she fluffs and gets warnings everytime! | |
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