| An answer the age old question ...
Posted: 4/3/2006 9:35:56 AM | A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question." | |
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| An answer the age old question ...
Posted: 4/3/2006 9:46:55 AM | Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant. Sincerely, Your Husband
I'll be home before midnight.
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up. Your Wife  | |
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| An answer the age old question ...
Posted: 4/3/2006 9:48:50 AM | The Nobel Committee has decided to make a Special One-time Award for a previously
unacknowledged category --
A Special Nobel Prize has been voted for the man who finally answered the age-old question -
Which came first, the chicken, or the man having sex with the chicken? | |
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| An answer the age old question ...
Posted: 4/6/2006 12:46:00 PM | A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f..ked?" The fellow said "No", She said "You will be when the tide comes in". | |
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| An answer the age old question ...
Posted: 4/7/2006 12:21:59 PM | Two different guys were sunning at the beach as girls walked by.
One guy noticed that girls would stop and talk to the other guy, but not to him.
Finally he went over to the other guy for advice. "How can I get girls to stop and
talk to me the way they do with you?"
"It's simple," said the lucky guy. "Just put a potato in your suit."
So the guy tried putting a potato in his suit, but no girls came to talk to him.
In fact, they looked at him, smiled and laughed, talked to one another, and walked
farther away from him.
Finally he went back over to the more successful guy.
"Hey, all the girls are staying even farther away from me since I put a potato in my suit.
What do I do now?"
"It's simple," said the lucky guy. "Move it around to the front of your suit." | |
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| An answer the age old question ...
Posted: 4/7/2006 8:40:35 PM | A young New York woman was so depressed with her life, she decided to end it by throwing herself in the East River. A sailor, passing by, pulled her, dripping and choking from the drink.
"Listen", he said wrapping his arm around her, "my ship is bound for Hawaii ." "i'lll sotw you away in one of the lifeboats, and bring you sandwihes everyday, till we get htere." "You take care of me , and I'll take care of you."
The young woman thought about it. A new start in Hawaii could be just what she needed. When it got dark he helped her get settled in a lifeboat, under the tarp.
Three weeks later the Captain happened to look under the tarp. "What are you doing here?", he exclaimed.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors." , she replied, "He's giving me sandwiches till we get to Hawaii, and I'm letting him screw me."
"He certainly is. ", replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry!" | |
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