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 ‡ Åߥ§§ ‡

Joined: 2/23/2006
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/6/2006 4:40:40 AM
*The world is full of half-successful people. They are those who miss being great because they do their duty and no more. They are the ones who keep their eyes on the clock and scrupulously do what is required of them, but no more. To be truly successful, you must go beyond the frontier of duty and requirements." -- Rev. Paul Osumi*
 Tonys Journey

Joined: 3/2/2006
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Posted: 4/6/2006 4:57:02 AM
Miss Abyss,so very true.People who put in an average effort, will have an average life.People who put in extradordinary effort have extraordinary lives!!!
 rust in peace

Joined: 4/2/2006
Msg: 3
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/6/2006 1:06:00 PM
quote on computer hacking

every time some software engineer says "nobody will go to the trouble of doing that," there's some kid in finland who will go to the trouble

-alex mayfield
 oddsocks

Joined: 2/27/2006
Msg: 4
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/6/2006 8:44:18 PM
always put two pegs on your socks when drying
then you will never have mismatched socks

today1.48 by oddsocks aka boofhead
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Joined: 2/21/2006
Msg: 5
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/6/2006 11:28:43 PM
"wherever u may be, let ur farts runs free"
 rust in peace

Joined: 4/2/2006
Msg: 6
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/7/2006 1:31:46 AM
that belongs in the poetry section
 oddsocks

Joined: 2/27/2006
Msg: 7
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/7/2006 2:02:33 AM
you better get a woman,get a woman while you can.
if you cant get a woman,get a clean old man.........

lyrics from an old dirty ditty....lmao....
 super_rodent

Joined: 3/5/2006
Msg: 8
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/8/2006 9:39:35 PM
behind every successful man is a woman
behind every loser there is one too (C.hip munk)
 dv8sex

Joined: 12/26/2007
Msg: 9
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/22/2008 2:41:15 PM
And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

- David Coleman
 Sandy Freckle

Joined: 1/21/2007
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/22/2008 3:00:58 PM
Time wounds all heels ! P. Keating.

 brisgemini

Joined: 12/23/2007
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/22/2008 7:16:14 PM
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean no-one is after you!

Don't know who said it, but I seem to use it a lot!
 lyingcheat

Joined: 5/19/2007
Msg: 12
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/22/2008 7:45:26 PM
If You Find A Friend, Good & True...
Trash Them, Before They Trash You.
 Kobalt1963

Joined: 1/8/2008
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/22/2008 7:46:54 PM

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

-- Albert Einstein
 BionicAngel

Joined: 5/19/2007
Msg: 14
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/22/2008 8:44:19 PM
Behind every great woman there is some guy checking out her a*ss.

Oh smile!... its the second best thing you can do with your lips.
 whitegold765

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 4/22/2008 9:11:01 PM
Third best. You forgot about kissing.

Anyway, my favourite quotes are either slightly misogynistic or the opposite. Consistency is for the weak.

I can't remember who wrote either of these, and I have never been able to find them.


Men and women agree on only one thing. They don't trust women.


When I think of women I despair. For there are many more exceptional women than men who are worthy of them.


Then there are a bunch by Mark Twain:

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
 Sandy Freckle

Joined: 1/21/2007
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/22/2008 9:37:48 PM

Surfing ..., the second most fun you can have while wearing a rubber suit !

Imagination is the best aphrodisiac ........., Somebody smart.
 Kobalt1963

Joined: 1/8/2008
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/22/2008 9:47:14 PM
Behind every successful man is a woman . . . .
Is that why he is successful, because she is not trying to stand in front of him?
 Dark Stanley

Joined: 11/11/2007
Msg: 18
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/23/2008 12:07:04 AM
Success is just a matter of luck, ask any failure!!
 GreyNomad43

Joined: 11/19/2007
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Posted: 4/23/2008 12:10:14 AM
Although it is generally known, i think it's about time to announce that i was born at a very early age.............Groucho Marx.
 PosterGirl

Joined: 3/25/2008
Msg: 20
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/23/2008 1:31:44 AM
"It's only kinky the first time"
 ThatWomanAgain

Joined: 4/24/2006
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/23/2008 2:50:38 AM
* I am a good housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house*!

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamond back!
Zsa Zsa Gabor.

* I like men who are premarely wealthy!*
Joan Rivers


Women have served all these centuries
as looking glasses, possessing the magic
and delicious power of reflecting the figure
of a man, twice its natural size!

Virginia Woolf.

The average man is more interested in a woman
who is interested in him than he is in a woman-
any woman - with beautiful legs!
Marlene Dietrich




 Shell225

Joined: 1/23/2008
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/23/2008 5:00:51 AM
Chocolate shrinks your clothes

Save a horse .. ride a cowboy

Nobody roots for Goliath.. (Will Chamberlain)

To the world you are only one person.
But to one person you are the world.
 Sandy Freckle

Joined: 1/21/2007
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/23/2008 3:58:20 PM
You can lead a whore to culture,
but you cant make him/her think.
 notwiltedyet

Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 24
Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/24/2008 5:35:22 PM
Treat Every Situation like a dog:
If you can't eat it or screw it
Piss on it and walk away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
Cause a smile can brighten your darkest day. :-)

Better to say nothing and look like a fool than to remove all doubt.

 ThatWomanAgain

Joined: 4/24/2006
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 4/24/2008 6:15:09 PM
You know you have reached middle age when.............

Your daughter tells you that the *hot* babe you`ve been checking out at the soccer game, is in her social studies class!

Your car has the same effect on young women as your father`s Oldsmobile did?

You can name all the Beatles but you can`t name all the Spice Girls!



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