Tatguy
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Joined: 10/21/2005
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 3:08:11 AM | I havent had it happen where a chick dropped a bomb but I did once.
Accidentally of course, I apologised like mad and it didnt make a difference, she still liked me!
Has it ever happened to you, how did you handle it and did it stall the date/relationship? | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 6:54:09 AM | | nope sorry! its never happened. however I have had a guy ask me to dance, then he continued to fart the whole time!! I don't know if he evan realized it. but I stopped dancing with him after that! Were still good friends, I just say no when he asks to dance know. | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 8:27:56 AM | LOL ^^^^ I know a guy like that.
I am the kind of guy who hates smells. A pet peeve I guess. So I try to never fart around anyone. And sometimes it even hurts til I go away in private. And for a chick to fart around me, I get grossed out.
That date I had this weekend, we were walking along the beach and she had to pee (the beer) so I heard a tiny bark, and a loud excuse me. It made me laugh.
I had a girl over for a night on our 3rd date, and she used the crapper 4 times that evening. One and a half rolls of paper too. When I needed to pee, it smelled in that bathroom. I lit an incense and left a pack of matches on the counter for her with the pack of incense. I wanted to get rid of her as soon as possible after that. But we were drinking and I wasnt going to drive her, and the cab would have cost a small fortune. So I played the gentleman and refused to have sex with her, even though she was trying. I awoke at 6 am and made so much noise in the kitchen that she woke up. Then I asked if she was ready to go home.  I never did tell her why I was turned off, and I never called her again. | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 8:52:55 AM | You'd think as adults,we could learn how to control such behavior!!...
Ahh...I guess some people just never grow up!!............................... | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 10:21:50 AM | personally, i try staying away from gas producing foods n drinks n if i have to fluff, its off to the powder room 
i think guys do it as a test though, will she or wont she make a stink about me farting !!! | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 3:27:53 PM | | what's worse then.....lettin a ripper out that echoes in the halls.....or a silent but deadly one that makes the waiter drop his tray and hit the deck? | |
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Tatguy
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Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 11 | |
| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 3:29:24 PM | This wasnt a first date or anything but its amusing anyway and y'all have to bear with me. LOL
I was on an elevator and these 3 nicely dressed ladies got on and me not lookin like your average multicultured semi intelligent guy who speaks a couple of languages is just standing there.
After a couple of floors one says in french that she has to fart and the other two giggle.
I didnt say anything until I was ready to leave the car and I said back in french that she could fart now. Reddest face I ever saw and I just howled as the door was closing.
I bet she didnt fart for 2 years after that!!!!!!!LOL | |
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Tatguy
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Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 13 | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 4:09:24 PM | OMG funny thread....lmao...
I guess DPQ doesn't want me to talk about the time we were in Dollarama and she got into the middle of an empty aisle, when to my horror she wound up, lifted a leg and let several rip...I turned and got the hell out of there then gave her shit for not having the courtesy to at least do it in an aisle that I had shopped in already...cause I sure as hell wasn't going down there after that. 
Is there such thing as farting etiquette? LOL! | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 4:19:04 PM | | i dont get what the big deal is...we all do it...that being said i think i would be pretty horrified/emabrrasssed if i was the farter...if he did i would let it go...as long as its not a habbit | |
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Tatguy
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Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 17 | |
| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 4:25:41 PM | Your right, it's not a big deal when your out campin or at the farm or wherever but when it happens on a first date, it can be quite traumatic and spell disaster if the wrong person
is with you. Especially if it's after dinner and things are going well.
Then you wait till your in the truck and let one go into the seat cause it stays there till you get out! LOL
Sage advice right there from the Tatguy!LOL | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/10/2006 6:27:46 PM | This really does remind me of that commercial where a chick gets picked up for her blind date, and she gets in the car and farts, while he is walking around to his side of the car.
Then he sits down and asks her if she met the couple in the back seat. LOL | |
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Tatguy
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Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 22 | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/11/2006 11:16:25 PM | You are asking about one person or the other farting while on the actual date right?
Youre not talking about farting while having sex? Because that would be a gross turn off if it smelled awful. My lower member would loose it rigidity for good over that one.  | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/12/2006 4:33:16 PM | OMG,, I'm gone and look what happens,, RED YOUR DEAD!!! i'm crying here, spilly,, you lifting something heavy lol omg, i'm sooo embarassed now | |
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