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Posted: 4/22/2006 12:16:20 PM | Ok, this is just something that I wanted to start. Just to see how many different quotes people have heard, or have said themselves. I'll Start this out and just see how many we can get. Post more than one if you've got them! It doesnt matter where they are from, or who, but if you know post who said it. This is just for fun, just wanted to see how many people really read the forums!
1-" I dont care if you cover yourself in peanut butter and have a fifteen hooker gang bang!" | |
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Posted: 4/22/2006 12:24:29 PM | ^^^^ thats just twisted
Ok I'll play...
While you're walking the highway of life don't forget to stop and eat the flowers.
~cow philosophy~
The tallest oak began as a little nut that held it's ground.
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Posted: 4/22/2006 7:28:04 PM | | "Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first one quickly gave up and drown. The second one swam so hard, he churned the cream into butter, and crawled out to safety." | |
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Posted: 4/22/2006 9:39:08 PM | Should have known that if I write about cows I'd end up on top of one...hehehe
That’s like hickory dyckory doc three mice ran up a clock the clock struck one and the other two escaped with minor injuries...
Hello Mr Moo...
had to change the spelling damn sensors | |
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Posted: 4/22/2006 9:45:00 PM | I'm too lazy to look up who originally said these but these quotes are memorable (for me anyhow!).
"To compliment everyone is to compliment no one"
"There's something in a simple hug that always warms the heart; it welcomes us back home and makes it easier to part" | |
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Posted: 4/22/2006 9:47:34 PM | Best movie quote ever,
"Well, I believe in the soul, the (four letter vulgar synonym for male chicken), the (five letter vulgar synonym for cat), the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." | |
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Posted: 4/22/2006 10:46:05 PM | Some of my favorites:
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
-Groucho Marx
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
-Quentin Crisp
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
-Abraham Lincoln
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Posted: 4/22/2006 10:54:05 PM | "Life is not fair, life is pain. Anyone who tells you different, is selling something."
-Wesley/Man in Black from The Princess Bride
"There is no try. Do or do not."
-Yoda | |
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Posted: 4/22/2006 11:06:06 PM | "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now."
"It's 300 miles to Chicago, we've got half a pack of cigarettes, a full tank of gas, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Both Elwood. | |
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Joined: 4/9/2004
Msg: 10 | |
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Posted: 4/22/2006 11:47:38 PM | "Why didn't you answer the door?"
"I'm eating"
"so?"
"So I don't answer there door when I'm eating"
"Since when?"
"Since always"
"I never knew that"
"You didn't know a lot of things. You didnt know I was gay either"
"Is there anything else you want to tell me?"
"Ive got three balls"
"Shutup!" | |
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Joined: 4/20/2006
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Posted: 4/23/2006 12:57:05 AM | the best quote I ever heard is
"sure being pretty will get you places, but so will sleeping with your boss!!"
I can't remember where I heard it but it sure is GREAT
Dustin | |
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Posted: 4/23/2006 7:47:42 AM | "Arguing on the Internet is like running a race in the special olympics, Even if you win your still retarded!"
"He went this way, we went that way, and I said to Hollywood, where'd he go? And Hollywood said, where'd who go?" ---Top Gun--
"Of all the things I've lost in this life, I miss my mind the most"---The Blizzard of OZ---
"The only thing necesary for evil to prevail, is for good men to do nothing" ---E. Burke--- | |
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Posted: 4/23/2006 7:21:23 PM |
Arguing on the Internet is like running a race in the special olympics, Even if you win your still retarded!
Oh my..hehehe *tears streaming down face* really it's not that funny but it struck a cord...
Quote: "Astoot observation master of the obvious! What’s next you’re going to inform me grass is green?"
~smart ass things we teach our children~
Sorry for the offense boys but this is one of my favorites of all times:
"God only gave men brains so that they wouldn't hump women's legs at****ail parties"
~Angelina Jolie..Hackers~ | |
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Posted: 4/24/2006 1:34:02 AM | "What a beautiful day. Warm sun, beautiful women, and the air is just right...for drinking."
Emilio Estevez as James St. James in Men at Work | |
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Posted: 6/6/2006 11:36:43 PM | Friends are like butt cheeks.
Shit might separate them,
but they always come back together.
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Posted: 6/7/2006 6:27:07 AM | It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.... Norm from Cheers | |
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Posted: 6/7/2006 5:04:38 PM | "This year I'm voting Republican. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."
-Monica Lewinsky
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Posted: 6/7/2006 9:05:43 PM | | Never teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.. | |
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Posted: 6/7/2006 9:38:14 PM | I dont care how I die, I just dont want to be there when I do.
Woody Allen
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Posted: 6/8/2006 1:26:00 AM | COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
Some things are just better rich. | |
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Posted: 6/8/2006 6:54:55 AM | Here are some quotes I found on a very twisted yet cool site
1. I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce
2. I taught your girlfriend that thing you like
3. Could you come back in a few beers?
4. I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot
5. Your sister is hot but your mom does that thing with her tongue
6. I know violence isn’t the answer I got it wrong on purpose
7. Baaa means no
8. I may have Alzheimer’s but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
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Posted: 6/8/2006 11:49:36 AM | "if you can't convince them, confuse them"
for the guys.... "todays word is LEGS, spread the word"
"I started out with nothing. I still have most of it"
"Anything with tits or wheels is going to give you problems" bumper sticker
"every rose has it's thorns." and the reply from my friend was
'Just watch out for the pricks' | |
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Posted: 6/8/2006 2:23:16 PM | "Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two." --Told to my boss when he said I had three days to produce six weeks worth of work.
"There's a lot to be said for thinking with your d!ck: the average penis will stand up for what it wants a lot more than the average man."-- Still my all time favorite!
Special thanks to Solomon Short. | |
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Posted: 6/8/2006 6:04:24 PM | "For beauty I am no star;
There are others more handsome by far;
But my face, I don't mind it,
For I am behind it;
Tis the people in front get the jar."
-- Woodrow Wilson | |
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