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Posted: 5/10/2006 5:02:53 PM | Ok I know everyone gets them and I have found some to be really funny. Sometimes I reply with something equal to their ignorance but most times I just delete. Thought it would be fun to post some, and share some laughs.
Just got this one ….."thats the kind of fishing buddy I need...go out fishing and get a blow job too.....now were talkin"
I wonder now was he talking about an inflatable raft? I thought they came with a device for that sort of thing….LOL  | |
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Posted: 5/10/2006 5:05:08 PM | omg..really? what a weirdo, sounds like he doesn't get out much...in OR out...if ya know what I mean! lol But really, if you guys want decent replies from women, it works both ways , I'm afraid.    | |
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Posted: 5/10/2006 5:29:09 PM | That is funny....I got one from a guy saying
"you ok...with blow jobs......if we get that far"......
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Posted: 5/10/2006 7:30:41 PM | Best one I've ever received was great, she actually referred to something in my profile. (2 thumbs up ). She said "your profile says you can have fun doing anything. What about having a 10" dildo rammed up your azz".
I laughed my azz off and asked if that was an offer - PRICELESS!
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Posted: 5/10/2006 8:15:47 PM |
My favorite..."your a little heavy but you'll do"
OMG... have we become a stray animal hoping someone... anyone... will take us home. Thats horrible. Shame on the man who would write something like that. | |
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Joined: 5/10/2006
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Joined: 5/10/2006
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Posted: 5/10/2006 8:25:44 PM | To man would go home with what ever is avaible.
MAN do not do that.There is lots of mAN,but whos fault is that? | |
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Posted: 5/10/2006 8:29:07 PM | + 1 So is truly better to have been loved or even in these cases almost loved....than not at all?
At least its inspiring to see the sense of humour around here. I think the worst I have
wrote is : I just want to give your photo a hug. -l
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Well it was true anyways. Nothing more... | |
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Posted: 5/10/2006 8:29:39 PM | | The funniest ones that say that are the ones when you look at the pix they are chubbier than you are LMAO. | |
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Posted: 5/10/2006 8:31:16 PM |
I'm a multi orgasmic horndog with a thick (think RED BULL)uncut tool looking for a sexy nyphomaniac, would you like to meet?
now I like to think I'm as openminded and funny as they come but this one even had me speechless!
what is worse is when someone just msgs you an emoticon
such as :
what are you supposed to say in response?
"why yes, that is a smiley with angel wings and a halo, isn't that clever?" | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 2:31:38 AM | glad there's no Red Bull emoticons?....
He could have sent you the dancen' banna as his uncut tool metaphore!
oh my....damn we're good......"this is the multi orgasmic horndog, come in good buddy,..over"
Thanks for sharen' the laugh hapeenurse!
wow,
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:14:45 AM | I got just this one line once:
"I would like to test your sexual limits"
and another one was "pppppppp"......that was it. LOL
(p.s. Hey J to the D where ya been?) | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:17:52 AM | I got this one yesterday...
I am a open minded and faithful man from just outside of Miami looking for something a bit unusual. While I am pretty much the average ordinary guy next door in most respects, I have come to find out that I like things a bit differently when it comest to my sex life. I love it when my woman goes out with other guys. Yeah I know it is strange, but it is what I have come to find I like.
Please don't get me wrong, this is not all that I am about. To the contrary, I desire a conventional relationship in all other ways. I want my lady to be my best friend, partner, and confidant. She will also be my princess in every way. I believe in discretion and feel that this aspect of our relationship should remain our secret. No one (especially our friends and family) should know anything about this and she should always be seen as the perfect devoted lady. I am interested in developing a relationship which could potentially lead to marriage, as I a desire to be with my lady for the rest of our lives.
This was on another site...but it was still a bad letter IMO. Does anyone else see the same problems that I saw???? | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:18:38 AM | i get those one line, one word ones sometimes like "yummy".............
so i sent this back: ......i mean was he hungry, invitin me ta lunch or what?
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:47:31 AM | I've been really lucky, for the most part I've hardly ever gotten any perverted emails, but there was one that stuck in my mind from a 26 year old, that went something like this..
"I have no intention of meeting anyone online, including you. But if you can give me 3 good reasons why I should date you, I MIGHT consider it.."
My reply:
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:51:38 AM |
if you would be interested in using me as your personal maid free of charge please let me know or you can even tell any of your girlfriends if they would be interested in using me as their maid.
This is one I have recieved a couple of times from this guy - he says he'll do it naked!!! LMAO - He gave me his phone number anyone want it??? LOL -  | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:57:21 AM | | now how could ya trust that feller not ta molest yer vaccuum cleaner or talk dirty ta yer houseplants? | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 8:06:05 AM | I had one once where she just plainly let it be known that she did not like me.
My very kind reply went Unread/Deleted. (But I'll bet she checked the contact page for it) | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 8:23:45 AM | OMG guys, I've never had anything like that. I've been on here almost a week, have about 4-5 pages of letters, most of them are just saying hello.
Guess a tough skin is a good characteristic to have when receiving stuff like that, gotta take it with a grain of salt. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 8:28:30 AM | Not really a first letter, but I'll throw in my story.
I woman and I were going to go out for a coffee a few months ago, and had talked and gotten along fairly well on the phone. The weekend for our coffee date was approaching, so I sent her a quick note about some places we could meet. She was intelligent and attractive, and showed some potential.
After getting no response, I deleted everything and proceeded on with my life.
Fast forward a few months, and I get a letter recently from her asking if I'd like to chat with her again, since " we had not spoken in a while..."
I messaged her with a polite no, and advised her that my experience with her had lead me to believe she was not my type - plus, I had given up on the internet for dating, as I had written in my profile.
Part of me wanted to say " Sorry it didn't work out with the other guy(s)..."  | |
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