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 osalot
Joined: 4/15/2006
Msg: 1
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I am a 19 year old virgin. Male. I am horny, should I just go out and get myself a hooker?
 cuteandreal
Joined: 3/10/2006
Msg: 2
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:21:24 PM
Are you serious or just bored and looking to shock people?
 RollerGrrrl
Joined: 3/11/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:23:04 PM
geez, go to the BAR. what's with you kids these days?
 Kingston1982
Joined: 4/3/2006
Msg: 4
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:29:31 PM
Go for it. Call an escort agency.
 GoFyger
Joined: 1/9/2006
Msg: 5
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:37:15 PM
When I met my ex-husband he was 26 and still a virgin. He waited, why don't you? You're only 19 and there is nothing wrong or unusuall with being a virgin at that age. Doing it for the first time with a hooker is nasty. There is a girl out there who will appreciate that you waited for HER.
 djsire
Joined: 4/24/2006
Msg: 6
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:43:58 PM
use your hand and save 50 bux?
why would you ask that>

uugh hookers are nasty lmao
you gonna lose your virginity and catch aids at the same time
 Kingston1982
Joined: 4/3/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:44:02 PM
LMAO 26 and still a virgin. Poor guy.
 osalot
Joined: 4/15/2006
Msg: 8
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:44:19 PM
Interesting, I didn't think I would actually get any replies, but thanks. Yes I am serious and I didn't post to shock people... I guess I'll wait it out a little longer, then I'll get a hooker.
 Kingston1982
Joined: 4/3/2006
Msg: 9
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:47:44 PM
Whatever you do, don't get a street walker. That's just asking for an STD. Get the expensive escorts from agencies. They are cleaner.
 little_mermaid
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:52:41 PM
Go to mustang ranch..I hear it's kind of like summer camp. lol
 dark13elder
Joined: 3/19/2006
Msg: 11
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Posted: 5/10/2006 11:08:41 PM
Buying sex woun't get you anywhere. What you need to do is strengthen your social life and become more comfortable with women. The reason why you dont have a girlfriend today might vary, but I'd assume you simply dont "go for it".

Ask yourself some questions: Are you comfortable with starting conversations with strangers? Are you nervous when taking with women? Do you know what to say when you speak with them? Do you avoid regection and does regection hurt you? What do you think of yourself?

Don't ever say you are horny... Well, the only time to say it is when she is burning with your desire.. and you must say it the right way.

Dont get to attached to the Internet chat/messaging.. take it to the next level.. phone, meeting whatever..

Always be ready to walk away.. Be strong and they will desire you.

Dont show that you are needy.. or even better.. dont be needy.

I dont care what you wear.. but be clean and wear clean cothes.

Expand your social network.. Dont have friends? make new ones.. get out there..

Make good eye contact with women.. but dont freak them out..

Women pay attention to every single detail.. but looks is not the primary objective like it is for men.. Be fun to be with and they will want to be with you.

Don't do what everyone else does.. But dont try to be creative.. whatever you will come up with she has heared if she is really beautiful..

Walk, Talk and act as if your balls are so big.. that you have to leave them at home when you go to work. Don't be arrogant though..

Be funny, fun to be with, but dont be a clown..

If you try to please her in any way you can, she will wipe her feet on you.. If you will be thoughtfull she will appreciate.

Dont act.. be natural.. DOnt be yourself.. be the best of yourself.

That's it for now..
 JWA
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 5/11/2006 4:13:07 AM
Call a classy hooker, pay her with a bond of some kind, invite all your similarly disavantaged friends, have a party while your parents are out of town and then charge them to do the same with your classy hookers other hooker friends. Write a script about it, get a young, unknown actor to play you and make a fortune!!

Whoops----that's already been done! Risky Business, wasn't it??
 tcky123
Joined: 12/9/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:31:01 AM
remember op bring a jar for the crabs.
 Saucer123
Joined: 5/2/2006
Msg: 14
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:34:15 AM
If I ever ask you all where I should stick my**** please stick a knife through my throat. Thank you.
 Skirp
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 15
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Posted: 5/11/2006 8:24:44 AM
I'd say consider it as a last resort. It's alot cheaper and easier on yourself if it's enough for you to 'handle it' on your own.

That said, if you really need the real thing-like really need-then I recommend getting an escort. Most professionals are likely alot safer than your typical girl you might meet at a bar (if you're even of the personality that's good at picking up girls at a bar, I know many aren't-myself included) because it's a routine part of their job.

I also don't advocate trying to pickup a random stranger, or even getting the idea that you need to find a girlfriend just because you're horny. I personally believe it's morally wrong to use a girl like that for sex, because then you're potentially messing with their emotions. Much better to use a professional, who ok with what she's getting in to.
 rainbowfishh
Joined: 4/20/2006
Msg: 16
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Posted: 5/11/2006 8:41:44 AM
I think its better you go out and pay for sex than to end up raping someone...
or making a total fool of yourself trying to pick someone up... according to what you wrote.. all your looking for is sex...
and getting a hooker will be far less costly in not only time, money... and
everything else.... than a girlfriend.

Sure get the hooker. If you go to certain places, its legal, like Vegas...
Maybe take a vacation... and be sure to wear protection...
Hookers in Vegas are common and cost goes down when supply is high.
Heard you can get a BJ for 5-10 dollars... lol

Good luck
 2_steps_sideways
Joined: 11/26/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 5/11/2006 9:13:41 AM
hey posters, this guy needs more support!

OP...dont' get a hooker/call girl for your first time. You're only 19 and there is nothing wrong with being a virgin at 19. Nothing. (if you're in the same position when you're 26 though..okay, maybe then)

Wait it out. Try dating some girls and see where that takes you.

And when the big night DOES approach bring condoms and mastrubate BEFORE hand.
 2_steps_sideways
Joined: 11/26/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 5/11/2006 9:14:35 AM
hey posters, this guy needs more support!

OP...dont' get a hooker/call girl for your first time. You're only 19 and there is nothing wrong with being a virgin at 19. Nothing. (if you're in the same position when you're 26 though..okay, maybe then)

Wait it out. Try dating some girls and see where that takes you.

And when the big night DOES approach bring condoms and mastrubate BEFORE hand.
 mickey810
Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 19
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Posted: 5/11/2006 9:25:57 AM
Kane115: You are on a dating site for which people use to see what potential dates look like, so get a PIC !! Second what is wrong with changing your classification from intimate encounter to dating and doing just that, DATING. And finally you are 6'1" which is in the range of what about 99% of women require to be considered dateable.
 kr8ztwin
Joined: 7/29/2004
Msg: 20
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Posted: 5/11/2006 11:54:24 AM
haha doubt this thread is legit but I have to post. I was a virgin till almost 20. Nothing wrong with it at all. Can't say it was the best experience ever......god.....was horrible but there's nothing wrong with it.

Oh and watch the hookers..she might steal the crystal egg and then all hell breaks loose.

(yes we are going back to risky business again...great movie!)
 Karn_Evil_9
Joined: 1/10/2006
Msg: 21
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Posted: 5/11/2006 11:54:34 AM
I agree with super...call 1800scurveydog and ask for MaryJane Rottencrotch
 spookshow1982
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 22
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Posted: 5/11/2006 11:54:49 AM
It can never get so bad that you need to get a hooker.
 Frrosty
Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 23
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Posted: 5/11/2006 5:46:37 PM
No.

You should tell some girl you think is pretty...and nice..that you want to try having sex..and do not know anyone that you would like to pracice it with...and see how it feels with...

more than her.

(and you and her can do tons with the money you save)

I guess I'll wait it out a little longer, then I'll get a hooker.


lmao...that a boy.

Maybe you should get a nice one...and ask her to teach you..everything.

Tom Cruise in Risky Business anyone?

but I'd assume you simply dont "go for it".


I do...you run into a whole set of other problems this way too.

I think you should do what I said up top. Tell the girl you were thinking of getting a hooker, but would feel so much more proud..and thankful...and..well..good..if it was her who allowed you to learn how to make love with her.

(then you two can practice all you want!!)

But a hookr wuld get you laid....but you would miss out on much of the TRUE feeelings of sex..the ones that make it something so many would kill for dude.

P.S. I bet many feel ashamed or like a fool after getting a hooker too up there. (maybe just in the deeper...my secret only ways...but that's even worse..so hey)
 AREALANGEL
Joined: 2/5/2006
Msg: 24
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Posted: 5/11/2006 6:07:05 PM
Go to college and be all you can be..I am sure you will find a nice girl in the long run...
 Frrosty
Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 25
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Posted: 5/11/2006 6:08:08 PM

..I am sure you will find a nice girl in the long run


A few naughty ones in the DORMS too!

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