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 KathyMInAus
Joined: 5/14/2006
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I sign up here and have about 20 replies from men who obviously did not read my description terribly well. And one who wanted to correct my spelling!

Why can’t men be more like women? There’s only one part that we’d need to add to a woman to make a perfect man! There’s lots of parts from woman that we’d need to add to a man to make him perfect. Only joking guys. Some of you need to learn a bit of decorum though.

Oh, imagine if guys had breasts! It would make having babies so much easier. Your turn to breast feed dear! And there would be Power Bras instead of power bars. And of course the breast implant industry would be sky rocketing because each guy would have the "bigger is better" attitude. In bar fights they would bear their breasts as a sign of machismo and belt each other with them. Now that’s a turn on.
 rust in peace
Joined: 4/2/2006
Msg: 2
Imagine if men had breasts
Posted: 5/14/2006 2:22:04 PM
if men had breasts women would only get jealous and it would complicate things
 CuddlyCanuck
Joined: 5/4/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 5/14/2006 2:24:40 PM
oh no, I'm really trying NOT to imagine it...ewwww. ewwww.ewwww
 poshrat
Joined: 7/3/2005
Msg: 4
Imagine if men had breasts
Posted: 5/14/2006 2:32:54 PM
Hmmm....looking around some of the obese North American males these days, I think they are already trying to develop them..or they have become stricken with heavy nipples!
 alipallyoops
Joined: 4/24/2006
Msg: 5
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Imagine if men had breasts
Posted: 5/14/2006 4:14:23 PM
I'm with you Canuck.
Yuck
If I wanted to play with anyone elses breasts I'd do a threesome....
 KathyMInAus
Joined: 5/14/2006
Msg: 6
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Posted: 5/14/2006 9:19:40 PM
Meh. I've had a threesome. They're over rated.
 super_rodent_returns
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 5/14/2006 10:55:14 PM
imagine??
If my Aunt had testicles would she be my Uncle??
 storm38
Joined: 3/7/2006
Msg: 8
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Posted: 5/15/2006 12:49:43 AM
if men had breasts the women wouldnt mined ,,they could breast feed the babys
and l guess as they got older ,it would compliment the other area sagging
 ausglobetrotter
Joined: 4/13/2006
Msg: 9
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Posted: 5/15/2006 1:18:23 AM
I don't have to imagine. It's not all that desirable. And yes women do mind. Why do you think at age 35 I've only had sex with one woman?

Had them since I was 13. Google klinefelter's syndrme or Intersex if you want more info.

Why do women never want what they wish for?
 super_rodent_returns
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 10
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Posted: 5/15/2006 1:34:37 AM
all men have breasts that are dormant...even men get breast cancer though its rare
its analogous to the little pleasure thingy girls have being a tiny version of the male organ
 KathyMInAus
Joined: 5/14/2006
Msg: 11
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Posted: 5/15/2006 1:43:28 AM
Don't I know you globetrotter? You look like the guy who was using the computer here half an hour ago.

Okay, so maybe I didn't think that out too well. I still think it could be funny, amusing and even useful.
 melbourne_guy
Joined: 3/21/2006
Msg: 12
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Posted: 5/15/2006 3:53:52 AM
I always thought the reason men did not was because then they would stay home all day and play with them, and never get any work done.
 ginger_ninja
Joined: 1/12/2006
Msg: 13
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Posted: 5/15/2006 4:27:29 PM

And one who wanted to correct my spelling!


Lol... I'm unique! Sorry KathyMinAus... I just thought an intelligent, educated diplomat might like a friendly tip off that 'polatics' and 'leglaslatre' aren't right - and strictly speaking - Canberra is in the ACT not NSW

Apologies for any offence given
 buzzingbee
Joined: 3/25/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 5/16/2006 7:41:34 AM
No no no please, it would be a sheer disaster with hairy chest or should I say 'hairy breasts'!
 sparticuss
Joined: 5/9/2006
Msg: 15
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Posted: 11/2/2006 5:02:46 AM
Why can’t men be more like women? There’s only one part that we’d need to add to a woman to make a perfect man!
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Not quite Kathy.,

The part you need to add isn't a big issue.

Whats important is the parts you need to remove from a woman to make a perfect man.

You need to remove.

1/ PMS - Most women would be happy to lose that one.

2/ Immaturity.
2a/Paticuarily temper tantrums over toilet seats being left up. and
2b/ Sulks. Women have been known to storm out of the house, down to the park, and sulk on a bench for up to three days. And have forgottone what they were sulking about.

3/ vanity. Breast implants and such

4/ Sexism. "All men are baarstards and such similar drivel"

5/ Snobbery and self rightesnous. (See 4)
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 11/2/2006 11:37:17 AM

Why can’t men be more like women? There’s only one part that we’d need to add to a woman to make a perfect man!


Some men do have breasts, I think they're called shemales
 sparticuss
Joined: 5/9/2006
Msg: 17
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Posted: 11/2/2006 3:16:33 PM
I don't have to imagine. It's not all that desirable. And yes women do mind. Why do you think at age 35 I've only had sex with one woman?
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Get a good plastic surgeon to use a combination of botox and lipo to take the smoothness out of them and layer them so that the underlying fat looks more like sculpted pectoral muscles.
 rural girl
Joined: 9/19/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 11/2/2006 4:51:01 PM
If men had breasts, or gave birth or had PMT or wore fishnets- we wouldn't know any bloody difference as it would be the norm.
 crustyold
Joined: 4/25/2011
Msg: 19
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Posted: 3/20/2012 6:19:32 AM
""""""""Some men do have breasts, I think they're called shemales """"""

was over ses a few years ago............was glad to get home, as least you can tell most of the time, who are girls & who are not...........

& yer, there are so many other lines i could use here..

but i will be good

 darknight48
Joined: 1/22/2011
Msg: 20
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Posted: 3/20/2012 9:35:17 AM
women compare/we never get out bed in morning/if men were more like women we all be lesbians .but ask your self this: why is it called mankind, they put monkey dog man in space what happened when they let woman drive ,why do lesbians want be like men?.heres few more why do women get married in white ? cos they match the kitchen appliances,why have women got smaller feet so that they can get nearer the sink, why are women like pianos? cos when they not upright thier grand . only joking/tounge in cheek, i really dont scrape my knuckles when i walk
 3ffervescent
Joined: 7/1/2010
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Imagine if men had breasts
Posted: 3/20/2012 2:18:35 PM

the little pleasure thingy girls have being a tiny version of the male organ


Nope -- nothing like it... Our anatomy (little pleasure thingy) is a hell of a lot more complicated than a blokes.

http://blog.museumofsex.com/2011/11/30/the-internal-clitoris/ (It has diagrams too)

...and what is wrong with 'Moobs'? Most of the guys in their 40's have them, and I don't have an issue with them.
 greyingred
Joined: 6/12/2008
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Imagine if men had breasts
Posted: 3/20/2012 8:56:43 PM
^^^^ yup in fact it is not tiny at all...sheesh I don't think men should have breasts, they are just not intelligent let alone responsible enough.

No objection to moobs 'cepting if they are bigger than mine
 3ffervescent
Joined: 7/1/2010
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Posted: 3/20/2012 10:12:50 PM
...same, same (but I am an 'A' cup - so sometimes theirs are bigger!)lol
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Posted: 3/21/2012 12:33:50 AM
then there'd be a LOT of Narcissists out there.
 Julietsdestiny
Joined: 12/6/2011
Msg: 25
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Posted: 3/26/2012 8:45:37 AM
Actually men DO have breasts and you should really be asking the question WHY?
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